"you're not man enough, not feminine enough"

so gender is something we can fail?

that means gender is not genetic and absolute and unchangeable

but something we can build and perform, and fail at (the standards they set) but also redefine?

if i can fail at being a woman, does that mean i'm not a woman? so does that make me another gender?

i agonized for 15 minutes about the wording of my post and you manage to simplify it with a perfect mean girls reference

at this point I wish advertising in general was just literally illegal. Word of mouth only. Maybe exceptions beneath a certain net value like if you’re a startup or a family run business but if you’re already making a billion dollars then making even one single commercial or banner campaign should be a crime and I mean a crime like the CEO gets investigated on national television and goes to prison forever and everyone agrees they’re a sick fucked up maniac

Hey bro why did your healthbar just appear. Do you need to talk about somethin

hey why is your leitmotif playing over the bbeg's theme bro haha

Hey bro? Bro? Why did a tooltip just tell me to use ctrl to sprint?? Bro?? BRO??

valve invented gay sex on june 23rd 2011 with meet the medic

happy anniversary to gay sex

happy anniversary to gay sex

So i noticed a lot of you are still posting. It seems the blood curse did not operate as intended.

yeah I don't have any blood

My blood is cursed but posting remains at peak efficiency

the curse made me a better poster

wretched fucking website

mutual why would you inflict Notes on me

Hey.

[tumblr]: Your post has gone viral.

us: oh god no

they are canonically a couple

Indigenous Horror Films

Every time I rewatch breaking bad I’m completely STUNNED by how fast Walt resorts to cooking meth to pay his medical bills. He doesn’t try literally anything else before resorting to meth. He finds out he has cancer and then immediately contacts the first meth dealer he can find and is like “let’s be partners.” Like I cannot emphasize enough that cooking meth was Walter White’s FIRST resort, not his last. His old college friends even offer him an executive position at an immensely successful business he helped found so the health insurance would cover most of it and his pay would more than cover the rest, and he turns it down because he doesn’t want “handouts.” The story of breaking bad is about Walters descent into immorality and depravity but he really fucking hurtles off the diving board at the first chance he got and ignored the people throwing him life preserves.

This is why I don't watch mainstream television. The whole pre, pro, and post production crew all knew they were profiting off of glorifying meth usage to millions of impressionable viewers and they did it with glee.

This is so funny. You thought Breaking Bad was about how doing meth is cool?

are you implying big meth funded Breaking Bad?

if you’re on tumblr and over the age of 24 it means the mental illness won

Alien crewmate: Everyone thinks you guys are so cute, but they forget you're venomous. Humans are something else.

Human: Fun fact we aren't technically venomous, we just have so much bacteria in our mouths that most human bites get infected.

Alien crewmate, horrified: I preferred when I thought you were venomous.

task I've been dreading and putting off for weeks took literally four minutes and a very pleasant conversation

I will not retain this lesson