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♕Nightmare King

@the-shadow-in-the-corner / the-shadow-in-the-corner.tumblr.com

◇ Independent Pitch Black of Rise of the Guardians. ◇ Please read about and rules before interacting. Written by Percy.
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zuzuhe

ROTG SHIPS

I can’t help but be a shipper myself but I just gotta say… 

 the thing about ROTG ships its so awkward i mean every ROTG ship is fucked up in some way and i don’t even need to explain the ships i can just explain the characters individually

Tooth - chimera ; this is half beastiality and how the fuck do you deal with all those feathers??????? I’ve never seen birds fuck and i don’t think i want to know how they fuck

Sandman - a super old alien from space made of fuckin sandy dust; he’d fall asleep during sex and so would his partner

Bunnymund - ok….  I know “fuck like rabbits” is a popular saying; but … but the amount of lines…. being crossed here… this is a mixed species bunny…. this is far beyond the line of beastiality

North - he’s old. Like….. really old… at least in body… so… there’s that… plus this is Santa Claus we’re talking about….. other fairy tales fucking santa claus… what has the world come to

Pitch Black - he’s the oldest out of all of them, but luckily his body doesn’t show that; but either way he’d be considered a sugar daddy. Plus he’s a shadow… i know he’s seductive and all but still its so awkward to be in a dark room and you’re fucking and you see those golden eyes staring at you like who the fuck wouldn’t be uncomfortable with that

Jack Frost may be young but he’s a frozen corpse….. that’s quite the necrophilia kink right there

Jamie on the other hand is a fuckin 10 year old child… thank god some people have the conscience to have him older when they ship but otherwise dear lord pedophilia 101 

So We’ve got either pedophilia, beastiality, or necrophilia… 

LET’S ALL AGREE ROTG SHIPPING WAS INEVITABLY A BAD IDEA BUT WE ALL DO IT ANYWAY 

‘its so awkward to be in a dark room and you’re fucking and you see those golden eyes staring at you like who the fuck wouldn’t be uncomfortable with that’

All us monster fuckers: 

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lumin0usfox

~Going shopping~

The misadventures of Pitch

So I had a dream the other night that pitch went to ikea and bought a new bed, so I drew it for the next comic page. Also I can’t sleep, but that’s irrelevant. More time for drawing! ( ; u ; )

~Enjoy

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sylphidine

Awwwwwwwwwwwwwww.

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Get to know me tag

Tagged by @heypapergirl

Height: 5′5″

Relationship status: Lonely as fuck

Where I live: A distopian society North America

Time: 12:41 pm

Followers: 369 here, 1583 on main

Following: 152

Favourite season: Autumn

Favourite fruit: Peach... or is it mango? 

Favourite flower: Morning Glories

Favourite animal: Tiger

Favourite instrument: Uuuuum. Um. Um?

Favourite smell: The ocean

Favourite colours: Periwinkle, turqoise, forest green 

Three favourite foods: Pork dumplings, peanut butter icecream, sushi 

Favourite Fictional Characters: Remus Lupin (Harry Potter), Brother Cadfael (From Ellis Peters’ mystery novels), Adrian Monk (Monk, tv series -I guess I like detectives), Minerva McGonicle (Harry Potter again and of course) Ellie (from Contact, played by Jodie Foster) and if I don’t stop now I’m going to be here forever, contact me for further details.

Coffee, tea, or hot chocolate? Coffee.

Average hours of sleep: 7-8

Cats or dogs? Dogs

Number of blankets I sleep with: Depending on the weather, 1-5  

Lipstick or chapstick: Chapstick

Song I’ve had stuck in my head: Most recently it was the theme to MST3K. That’s when an evil lady trapped him on the dark side of the moooon!

Last song I’ve listened to: Do I Wanna Know - Arctic Monkeys

Top three TV shows I’m obsessed with: Monk, Trollhunters, Detectorists

Books I’m currently reading: A Morbid Taste for Bones -Ellis Peters

Last thing I googled: Good camera phones

I tag (only if you want to): @transphysics

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Pitch and Loki. Because both look damn good in black and I love them. (Please do not repost without permission)

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I- I THOUGHT I had lost this one a ways back, and then it just- SHOWS UP AGAIN. I found it ///sob. I did this way back when Pitch was doing all the fighting for Jack and /SIGH. I’m so happy. His armor is based off the design of Nightlight’s in the series. I love how @ravenari describes the lunar language, so I did some scrawling on his armor the best I could. #pitchblack #IDWF #FSWR #uglysobbing #illustration

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Fandom:

Adults: *create a space for other adults*

Minors*: *come into that space* 

Minors: this isn’t a safe space for kids!!

Adults: …..uhh no, it’s not.

Minors: why are you personally attacking me personally?

Adults: ….????????………… 

Minors: I know you want to fuck children

Me: *looks at fic with one character that’s in his 40′s and another that’s in his 50′s, with no children in sight* 

Me: ………please get out of my house

(I still get a lot of responses to this post calling me a pedo and I am t i r e d of this bottom-of-the-barrel quality discourse)

* this obviously doesn’t apply to all minors, and to all those minors (like me, when I was your age!) that manage to enjoy and participate in fandom without calling everyone a pedophile, I appreciate you.

Adults: we want to write/draw porn of these fictional adult characters.

Minors: that’s not appropriate for children.

Adults: yep! that’s why it’s tagged as explicit and has a warning for mature content and also is tagged for various sex acts in case you’re not into that.

Minors: that type of content makes me uncomfortable.

Adults: we totally get that but that’s why the tags and warnings are on it.

Adults: look you even have to agree:

This work could have adult content. If you proceed you have agreed that you are willing to see such content.

Adults: so if you’re not into that type of thing then you can just skip over it.

Minors: it make me uncomfortable.

Adults: ……then… don’t… read it?

Minors: no. 

Minors: you should stop writing it.

Adults: no.

JUST FUCKING SAYING

NOBODY IS RESPONSIBLE FOR FUCKING BABYSITTING YOU. IF YOU KNOW WHAT MAKES YOU SO GODDAMN UNCOMFORTABLE THEN DON’T LOOK AT IT. DON’T BE AN ENTITLED BRAT.

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