to prove a point to my friends

like if you think phil lester is cuter reblog if you think frank iero is cuter

Exploring Skyrim Part IV: Sneaks, ‘Sins, and Schmoozers of Skyrim

I remember walking into Solitude for the first time, agog at how big and fancy everything was. I was still wearing some bandit furs and had a bit of coin, so I walked over to the local clothing shop…and had to sit through the shop keep berating my dress and acting generally like a stuffy nit. I didn’t feel like getting my hands dirty (that much), so instead of starting a fight I decided to clean her place dry. I waited for her to pass, crouched down, and snuck my way into her bedroom. There I found a chest with some nice items and proceeded to line my pockets. Boy, did it feel good.

Even the strongest fortresses are an open book for a great Thief.

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Do you enjoy dwelling in the shadows? Sneaking up on your friends? The way of the thief might be the life for you! Let the Nintendo Treehouse Blog give you some tips on how to play Skyrim as the perfect pilferer!

me: im tired 

Someone in walmart: NOT as tired as our TROOPS! 

Alternatively, a mother: Just wait until you have kids :)

Honestly the two worst kinds of people ever oh yeah and “wait until you’re my age” the fucking three horsemen of undermining your pain

what about the fourth horseman of “what about all those starving orphans in africa”

“Not as tired as our troops!”: War “Just wait until you have kids”: Pestilence “Wait until you’re my age”: Death “What about all the starving kids in Africa?”: Famine

That’s…. surprisingly accurate.

hope your pets stay healthy in 2017

I almost didn’t blog this and felt guilty

Not risking it

WHAT TUMBLR USER DO U SHIP ME WITH

I’m very afraid

Bonus points if you come up with a ship name too!

Ooh and headcanons

i’m terrified. but. go ahead.

Go for it lol im interested

Scared but go

Millie Bobby Brown was awarded sexiest actress and she’s 13 years old.

THIRTEEN YEARS OLD. She’s still a child and she doesn’t need to be subjected to disgusting sexualisation because male producers and media workers can’t keep their junk in their pants for 2 seconds and want to be able to make pedophilia look okay.

She’s a thirteen year old girl and you’re sexualising her the same way you’ve sexualised every child star.

What the fuck is wrong with you people?

Legal adults shouldn’t be sexualising child actors, this includes the IT cast and the STs cast. These kids are exactly that, KIDS.

As someone who was subjected to years of abuse as a child I can’t fathom why anyone thinks it’s okay to openly sexualise and make sexual comments about minors?

What the fuck??

What the actual fuck

Like I’m literally gonna fucking throw up

So the screencap is a result of translations, where the original article referred to her as one of the “hottest” actresses, meaning “most popular right now”.  Poorly and unfortunately translated, yes, uncomfortably believable, yes, but not actually as bad as it looks (and yes, I googled “millie bobby brown sexiest” to check this out, and yes, I’m very uncomfortable about that being on my search history, though happily pretty much all the results were just articles saying “Don’t call Millie Bobby Brown sexy”).

That’s a huge relief actually.

Oh thank God.

i cant believe its daylight savings time and i havent seen the “hello its me your cousin oskaar from iceland” video on my dash yet you are all slackers

i guess i have to do all the work around here dont i

bill skarsgard weirds me out because he has all the individual components of a pretty face but somehow he still manages to be really really gross-looking

*jaunty children’s science show theme song plays*

ass

….-thetic

ass

…..-piration

ass

-assination

ass

…-imilation

ass

-uredness

ass

-et

ass

-istance

fine. yall wanna take over the ass post i’ll just change it. you cant censor me. dick

-ery

fine. how abbout boob

-y trap

u cannot stop me. i will find a word cum

-bersome

sex

-tuplets

EVIL SOCK PUPPETS OF THE SEA

it’s time to talk about weird animals again here at bunjywunjy.tumblr.com, and today our topic is Predatory Tunicates, which are a species of evil sock puppet that lives on the sides of deep sea canyons.

wokka wokka wokka!

they function pretty much exactly like you’d think they would, behaving much like a venus flytrap. 

fish goes in, fish DOES NOT COME OUT

the Predatory Tunicate is also the only tunicate known to be carnivorous. other tunicates are content to drift in the currents like lonely plastic bags, lacking the drive and ambition of the Predatory Tunicate.

role model!

also, like most deep sea creatures, Predatory Tunicates are massively improved by the addition of googly eyes.

it’s a true science fact!

Don’t think any of my followers are German nor do I think my followers actually exist, but spreading for visibility anyways

This is actually a fairly common practice for fascists. Never tear down their propaganda with your bare hands, always use a pocket knife or something

Yeah this has been happening in America too, if you can then I recommend bringing your own anti-nazi stickers to put over the nazi ones

Please be careful, the world is a crazy place!

i loved phineas and ferb

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