go for the eyes

uh oh the assassin they sent to kill you is hot😳😳

 @exilethegame

been workin on expression meme suggestions over on twitter and I wanted to put them here too c:

original meme by @/nyazuline on twitter!

i dont want to be an adult i want to go to the shiny secondhand trinkets store and spend seven hundred dollars

god is hiding somewhere in here and he is only $4.99

DAILYFLICKS 10K CELEBRATION → FAVORITE 80S MOVIE PER MEMBER THE TERMINATOR (1984) - Shay (@buckybarness)

im a blorbo apologist but also they did every bad thing they did and i will get mad if u ignore that. complexities

okay so I’m having a debate with my flatmates

are these all different things and if so what do you call them

Werner herzog

when I first saw this quote I was like 'that's either david lynch or hideo kojima' and then read the source and realised it's the third and last of their species

here's some other great bits from the interview

calcifer: sophie form an extremely suspicious contract with me

sophie: uh idk man. you’re a demon?

calcifer: but i’m being exploited :c

sophie, her instinct as a low/no-wage worker instantly overriding all sensibilities as a self-aware fantasy character: i guess we have no choice but to unionize

haha nooooo don’t recreate puritanism under the guise of progressivism because you don’t have critical thinking skills like for realllll stopppp haha

BRENDAN FRASER as RICK O’CONNELL ⤷ THE MUMMY (1999) dir. Stephen Sommers

“I love you.

… that felt disgusting to write.”

I still haven’t recovered from my Syfynmance feels after playing chapter 5 part 1 of @exilethegame so please enjoy a pre-exile moment of my girls getting to be soft. Drawn by the absolutely wonderful @jroahn, thank you so much!

guy who thinks hes a genius-level master manipulator who gaslights everyone so they do what he wants except none of his lies make sense and hes clearly not telling the truth but nobody wants to hurt his feelings so they all just go along with it

Earth, Wind & Fire - September (1978)

some unfriendly sparring, it’s a “tear out my throat and choke on my blood” kinda relationship.. for now

@exilethegame

Meeting ur best friend/love of ur life be like :D (This represents 11 hours of hyper focusing lmao, anyway as always go read @exilethegame)

(Also I’m so super clever for giving them each others future hairstyles Fhskfjskd I amused myself v much ALSO ALSO I was playing hide the Plaithus diamonds w Commander Javalls Armor/Dagger)

⭐’s Dream Diary

everyone mad at me for not giving her jello 

guys please stop giving me tips on how to lucid dream just to give this woman jello. Last time I had a lucid dream, the dream started talking back to me like I uncovered an eldritch being behind the veil. I don’t want to experience that again.