Am I wet? Am I on my period? Did I pee my pants?- next on wtf is going on down there.
I’m so glad this is a universal wondering among vagina-owners, haha.
‘Vagina-owners’
Tune in next time for: Are these menstrual cramps? Am I pregnant? Is it just gas? I wouldn’t have to ask these questions if I didn’t have a damn uterus
Next week: Is it a bladder infection? An ovarian cyst? Do I have endometriosis? Oh God please do not let it be cervical cancer! A 20/20 special
Y'all are forgetting the all-time classic: Is it just my period or is my appendix about to burst? Some nice tea and a heatpack or 911 and emergency surgery?
There is actually a test for that last one!
Place your hand over the pain, press down slightly and release. If the pain doesn’t change by any great margin, you’re fine. If it suddenly becomes some painful you can barely stand, Get thee to an Emergency Room
reblog for the safety of vaginas and their owners
The appendix test works with or without a vagina so reblogging for everyone.
Reblogging because I didn’t know this and it needs to be shared.
smokescreen | knj sm au
banner by: @dee-ehn
🖇 synopsis:
— don’t judge a book by its cover. unless the book is a six foot tall, dimpled muscle pig who has no problem bragging about the notches on his belt… not to mention his new unhinged determination to add you to the list.
pairing: rapper!namjoon x photographer!reader
fic type: social media au
side ships: yoonmin!! 2seok.
genre: smut!! idol au, enemies to lovers, boss/employee. angst… maybe
warnings: namjoon is a raging asshole and 100% fictional! i’m sure the real kim namjoon is a sweetheart - just not this one.
updates: everyday! (sometimes twice)
status: ongoing!!
A/N: timestamps make sense throughout the fic. if u want to be added to the tag list, send me an ask! + if you’ve asked to be on my permanent taglist, you do not need to ask to be added to this one !!
parts:
prologue: sunday morning scandal
character profiles: cypher v
character profiles: yoonmin stans ft. san
part one: caught in 4k
part two: slapping multimillionaires
bonus: under me
part three: work related
part four: unbelievably down
part five: snotty nose boy
part six: fucking obvious
part seven: alternate universe
part eight: strict asswipe
part nine: grossly whipped
Ladies and gentlemen my new obsession
Tinha esquecido totalmente sobre isso aqui.
I totally forgot I had done this.
Before I Leave you (Pt.25)
(Omegaverse au, Mafia au, Bts x Reader)
Summary: You hate hospitals, but the pack can’t ignore the glaring issue of your health any longer.
Tags: Angst, hurt/comfort, hospitals, Anorexia, discussions of eating disorders and inpatient treatment, dissociative episodes, depersonalization, hurt/comfort, discussions of sexual abuse, non-graphic discussion of past rape, implied vaginal scaring, descriptions of physical abuse and emotional abuse, non-verbal characters, Trans characters, discussions of trauma and transness,
W/c: 11.0k
A/n: Please check the tags for this chapter, there is a whole boatload of triggering content, i’m not going to lie- this is a hard to read chapter.
You experience the morning of the doctor’s appointment like a supercut. A collection of moments stitched together with disjointed thoughts and feelings sometimes out of order.
Your body feels too oversaturated with panic for you to stay present entirely. Blink and you’re in the car. Blink and you’re gone- not even real- hurtling down the highway towards the city where people grow thick and suburban lawns grow small.
Funny, you didn’t think you were afraid until you woke up, heart pounding and words gone.
[...]Maybe that’s why he smells so strongly of you. Why it suddenly makes sense, the second to last piece of the puzzle.[...]
*THAT song from tiktok*
[...]Messy, because your abuser wasn't the only one who bit you. [...]
He knows, he knows
And I know he knows, and I know he knows
Before I Leave you (Pt.25)
(SNEAK PEAK) (Omegaverse au, Mafia au, Bts x Reader)
Summary: You hate hospitals, but the pack can’t ignore the glaring issue of your health anymore.
Tags: Angst, hurt/comfort, hospitals, Anorexia, discussions of eating disorders and inpatient treatment, dissociative episodes, depersonalization, hurt/comfort, discussions of sexual abuse, non-graphic discussion of past rape, implied vaginal scaring, physical abuse and emotional abuse, trans characters, discussions of trauma and transness,
W/c: 9.0k
A/n: Please check the tags for this chapter, there is a whole boatload of triggering content, this is a hard to read chapter.
Chapter 25: Just Try
Jungkook fidgets in the front seat of the car long legs jumping. He meets your eyes in the mirror a few times before he gets the courage to say what he wants. Excitement and hope coating every word like poison. “Do you maybe want to get a smoothy before we head home? My favorite place is a few minutes from here.“ Just around the corner from their old apartment too.
You struggle with your words for a second, struggle, trying to speak through the peanut butter toffee feeling, before Yoongi replies for you with a sad sigh, "I think we should just go home. It’s been a rough morning Kookie.”
“It’s just a smoothy,” Jungkook says- still hopeful, still pushing.
You unstick your tongue from the roof of your mouth. “You can get one if you want but I don’t want one.”
“Are you sure? they have a lot of different flavors even fruit, and healthy stuff too- they’ve got-”
“I’m sure.”
Jungkook tries not to look crushed, turning away from the mirror and biting his lip to keep it from trembling and it kinda pisses you off. You have no right to be angry but you chalk it up to the fact that you’re nearly at your limit. Your hands shaking where they fist in your lap. “But-”
You look up at him, a clarity in your eyes that hasn’t been there since last night blinking away tears, “I don’t need a smoothy, I need to go the fuck home.”
Jungkook turns around in his seat to look at you, “but can you just- eat something- please just-”
If there was one thing that had really sunk in today it’s that they’ve been failing you as a pack. Failing you by letting you sweep this under the rug and by not addressing it. But you’re sick, actually sick, and that’s never been more apparent than today. If they don’t say anything you’re just going to keep hurting.
“I’m good. I’m sorry but-”
Jin sighs, frustrated with you and allowed to be that way “Darling he’s just wor-.”
“No. I’m too tired to fight today.”
Jungkook wastes not a second more, climbs over the center console banging his knee in the process but muscling himself in between you and Yoongi like a large dog that hasn’t yet figured out he’s not lap-sized. He wraps himself around you, warm and hard and so strong as he maneuvers you into his lap. He presses his forehead to your shoulder, a little wetness, tears that he didn’t mean to shed finding a home in your collar bones.
Hearing that doctor yell at Joon today- for not checking you into an inpatient program and getting you help. Seeing the way you disappeared in the blink of an eye the second you stepped outside the house was too much for him to handle. Your missed heat is only the tip of the iceberg. They’re failures, all of them.
You look down at him, blinking in surprise. “Please.” Jungkook doesn’t ask for a lot, But this- this he will ask for. For all your crescendos and all your melodies and murmurs of pain, you’d never thought it would end like this. Looking down at him, Jung kook’s eyes have always been an open book and all you see is fear and love. You’ve never wanted him to be afraid for you.
“I know you can’t just get better just because we ask, I know you can’t get better at the drop of a hat. But please, we’re not asking you to be perfect- we’re just asking for you to try”
Coming Saturday February 26th @ 5pm EST (Time Zone Adjustments Below)
Chapter 7
<- master list ->
At thirty-two weeks, your baby has regular patterns of sleeping and waking.
Chapter summary: with photos of the two out on the internet, Jimin did his best to manage the situation for the best, although not everyone will see it that way.
Warnings: cussing (it should really just go without saying with me), just a lot of angst, but there's some fluff too 🥰
WC: 5.5k
"Jimin," you whimper once you're in a main road, after the silence becomes unbearable.
"I'm so sorry, Y/N. You must be so scared," Jimin says in what you know is an attempt at a soothing voice. He spares you a quick glance and there's no missing the terror in your eyes.
"I'm the one who's sorry. You should never have been here with me. I shouldn't have dragged you into this. I shouldn't-"
"Y/N."
"-be seen with you, and I know that."
"Y/N!" Jimin raises his voice just a little, just to stop your rambling, and you visibly shrink in your seat. "I'm sorry I shouted. But you need to stop. I'm not upset."
"This is all my fault," you hush.
"Y/N, none of this is your fault," he tells you firmly.
"Those pictures are going to be everywhere by the time we get to your place. Just take me home."
THIS is a piece of FUCKING ART.
Make yn and Jimin end game and no onde gets hurt. Mochi is already his baby. And I'm team Baby Girl! Cant wait to see Yn andBTSinteracting more. And also: SOMEONTE TAKE NAMJOON HEAD OFF HIS ASS. Thank you.
“Sometimes when things are falling apart, they may actually be falling into place. Just stay positive!”
— Unknown
“Our generation thinks it’s cool not to care. It’s not. Effort is cool. Caring is cool. Staying loyal is cool. Try it out.”
— Post Malone
“It’s my life. And it’s now or never.”
— Bon Jovi, It’s My Life
I Just wanna live While im Alive.
All my teenage years, I had bottled up anger and grief and promised myself I'd never cry but when I sat down with her hands in my hand and looked her in the eye, all the anger turned into tears. I sobbed for hours and she sat there, rubbing my back. That's when I saw. Growing up is also tearing down walls, it's also letting go of the anger.
-Ritika Jyala, excerpt from The Flesh I Burned
I'm feeling very called out rn.
Self care.
“I belong wandering through old forests and laughing at candlelit taverns with friends. I belong frolicking in a field of wild flowers with faeries and butterflies and bees and wonderful winged folk. I belong on a ship, sailing across the seas and swimming in the waters of foreign caves. I belong in a circle under a clear nighttime sky, looking up at the full moon. I belong harvesting in gardens and sitting by a fireplace in a cozy home. I belong dancing around a fire, singing along with the sounds of flutes and drums. I belong amongst the sun and the moon.”
—
Eugene gets me
Home!Yoongi: Closer to me
Part of the Home!AU.
In which Yoongi realizes he's not falling in love- he ready has.
Tags/Warnings: yoongi being cute, Idol!Yoongi x Foreigner!Reader, Fluff
A/N: The MC speaks Korean fluently.
"They're gonna somehow make her survive." You mumble, munching on some snack while your legs rest over yoongis lap.
#home! Yoongi has ALL my heart and I Will figth anyone who try to hurt him