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High Machinegun

@highmachinegun / highmachinegun.tumblr.com

I stan one (1) incompetent space chicken with knife hands.
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takashi0
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wrightandco

the confetti for a not guilty verdict is actually the funniest fucking thing about ace attorney

it’s like they inherently know their system is fucked to the to the extent that they’ve got the celebration confetti at the ready when they don’t wrongfully incarcerate someone

edgeworth never lost a trial until he faced phoenix wright so the confetti goes off and he’s probably like what the fuck ppfthh pffth phhh that last bit is him spitting the confetti out of his mouth

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duskittycat

edgeworth, losing a trial for the first time:

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randomentalist
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maculategiraffe

had a major containment breach on my "nasa is shooting rockets named apep at the eclipse" post and now people keep explaining to me how even if nasa wanted to it couldn't destroy the sun with those rockets because the sun is very large and far away and I have this horrible urge to start replying like "actually this is incorrect, nasa summoned the sun devouring serpent and it ate the sun and now the sun is gone 🫤" just double down sharks are smooth style

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gholateg

"The light in the sky right now? Baby on a stepladder holding a light bulb."

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catfishimages

jake hurwitz is proof of a horseshoe theory of people-weirdness. that man is so exceedingly Normal Guy that it wraps back around to being weird

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quillthrillswriting

how funny would it be if there was a comic about a group of friends who are all in a band together and slowly all of them become superheroes except for one

and literally every time they're supposed to do a show or a rehearsal the gc is just everyone making vague excuses to miss it without knowing that everyone else in the band makes up the rest of their superhero squad

except for the one guy who is just normal and is kinda confused on why all of his friends are always vaguely busy until he realizes that they're all heroes before each of them realize the others are

and then he's the guy in the chair.

PLEASE this would be so fun i need more musician superheroes in indie bands (as a musician who is in an indie band)

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highmachinegun

He keeps getting saved by his band mates before any of them realize their secret identities and he creates a new relationship with each of them. He also "guy in the chair"s for all of them at the same time separately at the same time. After all, all his band mates just ditched their practice, he's got some free time now.

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