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you wanna paint me as a villain im moor than happy to oblige eelmao
but if this shit is my benevolence just imagine my wrath
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who wants to pay attention to me on this night
tentiginoustectrix
if i get someone else to pay attention to you will i get a kickback
yeah its a pyramid scheme
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imp-eratrix replied to your post “ii 2ay that but at the 2ame tiime liike ii would be kiinda pii22y iif…”
water you blockin me for 3}:(
what2 that image of the per2on 2weatiing.
oh ocray i thought it was aboat one of my jokes youre good
no ii have tough 2kiin.
anywave yeah your life would suck without me in it AND you and crona and the twins wont get your twelfth perigee gifts if you block me now
Anonymous asked:
How old are you? Not as old and crusty as your sense of humor.
this is so finnyacshelly for anyone whos finterested i have no fuckin idea how old i am i stopped counting at uh20 million
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reasfins im the unproblematic fave - dont got no highblood savior complex - aint tryna deny ship - dont discriminate between highbloods an lowbloods (they all lower than me an idgaf what they think a each otter)
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them: ur just a trashy thrillseeker me , a trashy thrillseeker lvl 400: shut up ugly
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one of my advisors: your condescension the lowbloods are starving , they dont have anemone bread me: let them eat gold prada guillotine: manifests in my throne room
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narcissism is an irritating trait when it aint mine
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yall: im not a narcissist
also yall: dating your alt
yall: im not a narcissist
also yall: dating your alt
opiiniion: one of the only 2eadweller2 ii know ii could probably take down (to the market to get 2ome cool 2nack2) at any giiven tiime.
this is true
Anonymous asked:
opinion: i think youre my grandma in lawv?
hi crona thats naut an ofinion
Anonymous asked:
Opinion: Absolutely perfect!
oh acshelly i do care aboat this answer cos its right
tanks feel free to hmu
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im bart simpson who the hell are you
i abshoalutely dont bereef youre bart simpson but that was fintriguing enough imma follow you
im )(er imperious condescension, empress of alternia, queen of her moons, divine sovereign of the far galactic colonies, nebula slayer, great crowned head of the terror, despot potentate over the invincible force againt the barbarians and defender chieftain of her conquests, -EV-ERLIVING S)(-E who bends worlds to her shadow and rules all beneath her in the sacred darkness of the elder gods
most people round here call me imp
cool
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Does anybody else wwant to say something problematic.
hey
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@ironoverwine yeah everything about you offends me
WELL I FIND EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU DELIGHTFUL
IN FACT I THINK SHOULD SPEND MORE TIME WITH YOU
YOUR PRESENCE BRINGS REAL JOY INTO MY LIFE SINCERELY
while i appreciate how much you appreciate me i have a full bounty of adoring fans in my own universe
YOU CAN NEVER HAVE TOO MANY SYCOPHANTS!
PLUS IM RARE AND SHIT
IM A NOVELTY
A REALLY ANNOYING NOVELTY
thats all true but since youre outside my tideline you aint rare enough for me to give a shit
THAT JUST MAKES ME EXTRA RARE
I LITERALLY DONT EXIST IN YOUR ‘TIDELINE.’
water you even tryna achieve here
YOU KNOW IM NOT REALLY SURE ANYMORE
AT FIRST I WAS JUST HARASSING YOU FOR MY OWN ENTERTAINMENT BUT THEN SOMEONE SUGGESTED I WAS BEING OVERTLY PITCH AND NOW ITS AWKWARD
:/
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@ironoverwine yeah everything about you offends me
WELL I FIND EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU DELIGHTFUL
IN FACT I THINK SHOULD SPEND MORE TIME WITH YOU
YOUR PRESENCE BRINGS REAL JOY INTO MY LIFE SINCERELY
while i appreciate how much you appreciate me i have a full bounty of adoring fans in my own universe
YOU CAN NEVER HAVE TOO MANY SYCOPHANTS!
PLUS IM RARE AND SHIT
IM A NOVELTY
A REALLY ANNOYING NOVELTY
thats all true but since youre outside my tideline you aint rare enough for me to give a shit
THAT JUST MAKES ME EXTRA RARE
I LITERALLY DONT EXIST IN YOUR ‘TIDELINE.’
water you even tryna achieve here