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@averydramioneshitshow

Doesn’t the username say it all?
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littlemoth15
harry: i don't trust the great lake
harry: what's hiding in there
hermione: the giant squid, harry
hermione: she's actually really nice when you get to know her
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Land of the Blind

SummaryNathan is caugh on a DUI and is sentenced to comunity service. There, he meets someone who can change his life.

Rating: T - Suitable for teens, 13 years and older, with some violence, minor coarse language, and minor suggestive adult themes.

Words: 5400

Notes: So, Natey-boy again. Who hasn’t gotten over him yet?

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No. You dont pay people to exist for the same reason you dont feed the bears.

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teaboot

Yeah man if I give the 50 year old lady at my bus stop some spare change for fare and a meal she’ll lose interest in foraging for desiccated salmon carcasses and lose her natural fear of people. Next thing you know she’s in the suburbs, running around on all fours trying to eat a corgi

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jicey01

“If this was love, then it felt like insanity. It felt like torture. Or bliss. All the same.”

Ch 25Isolation by bex-chan

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Let’s be real: if you run a multi-fandom blog, you don’t have a nice mix of content. You reblog 65 posts for one ship, and then 40 of another, then go back to the first, &c, &c. based entirely on either your mood, or the fact that you saw some adorable fanart and are now obsessively searching for more so you can continue to get those nice hits of serotonin. 

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Draco: I just saw Hermione crying in the library for five or six minutes and then her phone alarm went off and she just?? Stopped crying?? And then she went back on to work??
Hermione: It’s called time management.
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Doctor: name?
Theo: Theodore
Doctor: Sex?
theo: I swear I'm doing my best out there
Doctor: I meant your gender
theo: oh
theo: it doesn't matter
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dramioneden

Wartime Subversion Dramione Fic Recs 

Dramione Fics set during the war, in which Hermione ends up behind enemy lines and Draco comes to her rescue or protection in some fashion, while keeping up his ruse of loyal Death Eater.

Consent by longdistance

To punish the Malfoys for their failures, Voldemort decides the best humiliation will be to “muddy” their pure blood line. After capturing Hermione, Voldemort orders Draco to marry her. Told in two time frames, first time frame during the war when Draco is forced by Voldemort to marry Hermione and second post-war, after Draco is released from Azkaban … into the custody of his wife. 

Undercover as an Order spy, Hermione takes a position at Malfoy Industries to garner as much information as she can for the Order. When Draco fires her, she makes him an offer he can’t refuse, but may be getting more in the deal than she realized. 

Hermione’s in the Malfoy Manor’s dungeon. And Draco has to do something. 

Draco’s POV. Voldemort is unable to break Hermione Granger, so he doses her with a love potion. The object of her affection: Draco Malfoy. Every time Voldemort threatens Draco harm, Hermione capitulates to his demands. This features a very slow warming of Draco. He is not a good guy in this, he values his self preservation above all else, but through watching Hermione’s suffering he finds it in himself to be the man she thinks she loves - “pretending” to love her back. (Their story continues in Hermione’s POV in A Fragile Ascent - set after the events of the war when they have to deal with what happened. For full review of A Fragile Ascent, check out the Post-War Healing post).  

Prisoners by ningloreth 

Hermione might be recently locked in a cell in the Malfoy dungeon, but Draco’s been prisoner to a cage of his family’s making as long as he can remember. When Draco comforts Hermione one night, he realizes at least one of them might be able to escape. 

Under the pretense that Draco is obsessively in love with Hermione, he orchestrates safe passage for Order members in exchange for her. Behind enemy lines, Hermione reaches an accord and tentative trust with Draco as they combat the dark regime from within while keeping up the pretense Draco devised. When feigning their love becomes less and less work, everyone wins - not just the Order. This is one of my favorite characterizations of Hermione. She is a solider of the Order, willing to fight ruthlessly playing her part, while Draco is her unexpected ally. Nice pacing and development of their relationship. Despite it’s length the author never lets the writing get lost in the weeds and is engaging throughout, delivering satisfying resolutions on all arcs. Well written. 

Voldemort has seemingly won, but a resistance simmers beneath the surface. At a bar one night, Draco finds Hermione prostituting herself to survive and decides to hire her - not for the reasons she thinks. Inspired by Pretty Woman, but original to Dramione.

PAY ATTENTION TO THE TAGS, this fic will not be for everyone. Here are a few excerpts from the author’s note that sum this up: 

“Essentially the premise of this fic is about the trope of Draco being a (not-necessarily loyal) Death Eater who for some reason has to sexually assault/rape Hermione in order to protect her shortly after they first meet in the story.

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But, is it possible to write a fic that involves a sexual assault/rape shortly after they first meet in order to protect her, that doesn’t taint the relationship that follows between them as per my standards? I’m sure it is, and I’m sure they’ve already been written, but this is my perspective on it.”

WIP to Watch 

Part of Rights and Wrongs series. In the first two installments of the series (The Right Thing to Do & All the Wrong Things - check out the Post-war Healing post or Romance and Redemption post for reviews on them), Dramione is explored post-war in a world in which The Order won. The Auction is the third installment in the series and explores Dramione post-war in a world in which Voldemort had won the war. It’s six chapters from being complete and it will be amazing. 

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lovesbitca8

WIP TO WATCH??? I feel like I’ve just won a trophy.

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