29 & 36
29. What’re the most effective ways to tease you in public?
Tell me how wet you are; rub against me and try to make me hard; use the bathroom, then call me from it so I can listen to you. Those would all work.
36. What’s the best sexual compliment you’ve ever received?
A lover had never orgasmed during sex; she also said she didn’t like oral; I ate her to orgasm and she looked at me like I was a god.
31. What’s your biggest sexual pet peeve?
Being nibbled on. I really don’t like it. Also, when a woman tries to pee for me but is too nervous to do it. That blows.
Here is a dim-light SDS for @i-swear-im-an-adult because I did, in fact, have tacos today.
My name is Jonas. I was born in the past. My age is a good time to come over and play with your hair. I like to see you and the family.
My name is a little bit of a movie
I was born on a Thursday night
My age is a little bit of a pain
I like to schedule an appointment with the kids to see if they have any other ideas
my name is Sarah. i was born to be like this. my age is a bit high for my life but it’s like that. i like to come over tonight and get some stuff.
My name is Mel. I was born in the morning. My age is a little too long. I like to think about that one thing that you don’t know.
My name is Jessica. I was born with that one and the only thing that you could have. I like the idea that you can do the same things and get to know where you’re going in the morning.
My name is John. I was born with a gift card from the amazon office and the first one was the one I ordered from amazon and the amazon order is now in the post yoga catch up friends circle. My age is a bit woozy. I like to use the app on my phone makes it less fuzzy than when I tried the same on the phone or the phone phone.
My name is going to be a little late. I was born in the morning? My age isn’t struggling with the water heater. I like the idea of a lot of stuff to do and I will be there at home.
My name is the one guy who wants to be a good girl. I was born in a new way. My age is literally no longer a problem. I like to think of you and I.
Blorp.
@thatsnotyourpurse tagged me in that lock screen home screen last song thing, so here you go:
My lock screen is the same image.
Sabbath-y rock I just found this morning.
Cheers.
I ordered this tee today. I am happy with this decision.
I want to sleep on Chris Evans, like, literally just curl up and snooze on his big pecs, safe and comfy in the cocoon of his arms and manly scent. This is not a sexual impulse.
I wrote, “Good morning to you, cutie,” but autocorrect wrote, “Good opening to you, cutie,” which might technically be accurate but wasn’t quite the vibe I was trying to get across.
19: Would you go back in time if you were given the chance? 54: Is cheating ever okay? 69: Do you believe in soulmates?
19. I don’t have much in my past that I would want to revisit. Sometimes I fantasize about going back and removing a harmful family member, wondering if that would change anything.
54. I have known people whose spouses were complete turds. In fact, I was the person one of them cheated with. As a result, I cannot answer a “no” to this question. It is a complicated question. If you are in a loving relationship with a good person, it is a definite “no,” unless you and your mate have that sort of agreement, in which case if wouldn’t be cheating. But life isn’t as easy as that, and a lot of people are miserable.
69. There are certain people who I connect with at a deeper level than others, but I don’t believe in predestiny or anything. It is just the luck of the draw.
33,40, and 58
33: Do you have trust issues?
I didn’t used to, but now maybe I kinda do. I don’t know, since I haven’t been in a relationship, in the conventional sense, in a long time. The reason may be the trust issues?
40: Have you ever walked outside completely naked?
I have, yes, but only in the privacy of my own back yard.
58: Favourite weather?
When it is clear and sunny, but still chilly. Late winter, early fall. Those are the best.
01: Do you have a good relationship with your parents? 02: Who did you last say “I love you” to? 03: Do you regret anything? 04: Are you insecure? 05: What is your relationship status? 06: How do you want to die? 07: What did you last eat? 08: Played any sports? 09: Do you bite your nails? 10: When was your last physical fight? 11: Do you like someone? 12: Have you ever stayed up 48 hours? 13: Do you hate anyone at the moment? 14: Do you miss someone? 15: Have any pets? 16: How exactly are you feeling at the moment? 17: Ever made out in the bathroom? 18: Are you scared of spiders? 19: Would you go back in time if you were given the chance? 20: Where was the last place you snogged someone? 21: What are your plans for this weekend? 22: Do you want to have kids? How many? 23: Do you have piercings? How many? 24: What is/are/were your best subject(s)? 25: Do you miss anyone from your past? 26: What are you craving right now? 27: Have you ever broken someone’s heart? 28: Have you ever been cheated on? 29: Have you made a boyfriend/girlfriend cry? 30: What’s irritating you right now? 31: Does somebody love you? 32: What is your favourite color? 33: Do you have trust issues? 34: Who/what was your last dream about? 35: Who was the last person you cried in front of? 36: Do you give out second chances too easily? 37: Is it easier to forgive or forget? 38: Is this year the best year of your life? 39: How old were you when you had your first kiss? 40: Have you ever walked outside completely naked? 51: Favourite food? 52: Do you believe everything happens for a reason? 53: What is the last thing you did before you went to bed last night? 54: Is cheating ever okay? 55: Are you mean? 56: How many people have you fist fought? 57: Do you believe in true love? 58: Favourite weather? 59: Do you like the snow? 60: Do you wanna get married? 61: Is it cute when a boy/girl calls you baby? 62: What makes you happy? 63: Would you change your name? 64: Would it be hard to kiss the last person you kissed? 65: Your best friend of the opposite sex likes you, what do you do? 66: Do you have a friend of the opposite sex who you can act your complete self around? 67: Who was the last person of the opposite sex you talked to? 68: Who’s the last person you had a deep conversation with? 69: Do you believe in soulmates? 70: Is there anyone you would die for?
Boooooored.
Still booooored.
01: Do you have a good relationship with your parents? 02: Who did you last say “I love you” to? 03: Do you regret anything? 04: Are you insecure? 05: What is your relationship status? 06: How do you want to die? 07: What did you last eat? 08: Played any sports? 09: Do you bite your nails? 10: When was your last physical fight? 11: Do you like someone? 12: Have you ever stayed up 48 hours? 13: Do you hate anyone at the moment? 14: Do you miss someone? 15: Have any pets? 16: How exactly are you feeling at the moment? 17: Ever made out in the bathroom? 18: Are you scared of spiders? 19: Would you go back in time if you were given the chance? 20: Where was the last place you snogged someone? 21: What are your plans for this weekend? 22: Do you want to have kids? How many? 23: Do you have piercings? How many? 24: What is/are/were your best subject(s)? 25: Do you miss anyone from your past? 26: What are you craving right now? 27: Have you ever broken someone’s heart? 28: Have you ever been cheated on? 29: Have you made a boyfriend/girlfriend cry? 30: What’s irritating you right now? 31: Does somebody love you? 32: What is your favourite color? 33: Do you have trust issues? 34: Who/what was your last dream about? 35: Who was the last person you cried in front of? 36: Do you give out second chances too easily? 37: Is it easier to forgive or forget? 38: Is this year the best year of your life? 39: How old were you when you had your first kiss? 40: Have you ever walked outside completely naked? 51: Favourite food? 52: Do you believe everything happens for a reason? 53: What is the last thing you did before you went to bed last night? 54: Is cheating ever okay? 55: Are you mean? 56: How many people have you fist fought? 57: Do you believe in true love? 58: Favourite weather? 59: Do you like the snow? 60: Do you wanna get married? 61: Is it cute when a boy/girl calls you baby? 62: What makes you happy? 63: Would you change your name? 64: Would it be hard to kiss the last person you kissed? 65: Your best friend of the opposite sex likes you, what do you do? 66: Do you have a friend of the opposite sex who you can act your complete self around? 67: Who was the last person of the opposite sex you talked to? 68: Who’s the last person you had a deep conversation with? 69: Do you believe in soulmates? 70: Is there anyone you would die for?
Boooooored.
I will dedicate the next dick I suck to you.
Kill yourself faggot
Wow. Wow. Wooooooooow.
Wow.
Okay, I’ve reacted, now fuck off.
A couple people have asked me, “Why didn’t you like US?” even though I was pretty clear, in as non-spoilery a manner as I could manage, that I thought the third act was extremely weak and killed most of the good will that the generally excellent first two acts created. I am still going to shy away from spoilers, because the movie is still new and everybody who wants to see it has not had the chance to do so.
So, for now, just accept this answer: the revelations and twist in the third act make little to no sense when you actually think about them. That’s all you’re getting from me while this movie is still fresh.
Honestly no one cares what you thought of the movie cause my man Jordan still racked in an 80mil opening weekend so you’re the real one taking the L mate
I will never understand why people on this website take such personal offense at a mild post about not liking a movie. I am glad it’s doing well. I like Jordan Peele. I want him to make more movies. I just think he outsmarted himself with this one.
In the real world, people can disagree about movies and share their disparate viewpoints without declaring war on anybody who differs.
