YOU GUYS IT’S DECEMBER 10TH YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND THIS HAS BEEN IN MY QUEUE SINCE FEBRUARY

you have the rest of the day to reblog this

here’s a compilation of some of the most galaxy brain tweets i’ve ever read

Sometimes, you just sit back, look around this blue hellsite, and think, well, it could be worse.

No but like,,,,,at least 30% of those would be really bad jokes if they were posted to tumblr, like appropriating daddy, child with bad vibes and pernicious and harmful units of measurement.

My Grandfather (Jared, 19) in fact WAS immune to propaganda.

I’d love twitter to ban Karen, I’m just imagining how great that’ll go

“No my NAME is Karen”

“You should’ve thought of that before, ma'am”

in other news trump is sending out a survey… yall know what to do

easy,

the way some of these are worded i’m losing my whole mind

HIS FEARLESS RESOLVE

I’ve filled it out 16 times get to it y’all

@so-what-if-im-crazy

LMFAO THE WHAT!!!???

you guys know what to do

Question.

I am English. What would happen if I filled this out?

youd be even more badass bruv

he’s not even trying to cover up his own propaganda wtf how is this man real

OMG so if you fill out the survey, you get a message that says “The Left-Wing MOB will do whatever it takes to bring President Trump down, which is why we need to make sure he has the resources to FIGHT BACK,” which then asks you for money. And if you try to leave the page, you get THIS:

I’m fucking CRINGING who even are these people

As ridiculous as it may seem, IT IS VERY IMPORTANT TO GO FILL THIS OUT.

People who Looooove tr*mp will go fill this out in droves, and people who would like to see him lit on fire by his combover won’t, thereby skewing the results.

GO FILL IT OUT.

DON’T USE YOUR ACTUAL NAME OR EMAIL ADDRESS.

If you’re not from the US, just use any 5-digit number for the zip code (even including beginning with 0)

Fill it out twice.  Six times.  Get your mom to do it.

never thought i’d see the day when tumblr commits a 4chan raid but on god i’m here for it

DO IT PLEASE

YALL GO FILL THIS OUT!!!

because i have more followers here!!

I can’t breathe

Best wishes to these people obviously but I’m WHEEZING at the concept of a standard horror plot starter but the stranded travelers are an entire fully equipped orchestra.

It’s the prequel to every other horror film. Their haunting spirits play the background music.

Oh shoot, that actually would be a really cool concept. The film starts with no thematic music, and as each member of the orchestra is picked off, their instrument joins the soundtrack. Subtly, so you don’t really notice, and the end credits are a full orchestral symphony.

DUUUUUDE

i feel the need to share simply for the comment on the soundtrack

because ngl id k i l l to see something like that

just something so simple and subtle but still just so damn c o o l

(also the texture (i think is the term??) building up tension just Y E S)

reblog if you think polyamory is valid

i need to prove about 10 thousand points to my parents

Parenting.

hallbeck.com

THANK YOU

I love this one personally.

It gotta better

THIS👏IS👏SO👏IMPORTANT👏 These comics RADIATE good dad energy and I am LIVING for it!

This one made me so happy.

This is so important!!

anyway Rick Riordan saw JK R*wling posting her bullshit again and decided to be a king we can trust and show support for trans creators publicly. a true ally

Okay. Guys. We need to talk about something.

There's an alarming trend of people connecting Fandom posts with the BLM movement in the Sanders Sides community. It is becoming popular, and that's. Not Good.

As a nonblack, I will not speak over the black community. My friend Airam @skyscrapersanddandelions has said more about it and has more to say here.

I did not want to make this post. But seeing all of the big TS Sides blogs and no one else saying anything... I will step up and bring my voice into this, for what it is worth.

Please. Do not. Do NOT connect fandom with blm and current events. And PLEASE LISTEN. LISTEN to the black community when they say things.

i think what people seem to be mad at me for is either one of these two points 1. they think that i’m against racebending the sides(i’m not, i have priorities and things that i care more about this dumb shit) 2. they go back to the argument of “well you don’t know about op. what if they’re a minor and can’t donate, or can’t go to the protests.” (there are other ways to support the blm movement that aren’t just saying “support the black lives matter movement” then going ghost.)

instead of just making a character black and saying “black lives matter!!1!1!!!” and then doing nothing to help afterwards, can y’all at least do the bare minimum? because that’s literally all i’m asking for. the bare minimum. just reblog petition and donations links. you can do that at any age, with any money. spreading awareness costs nothing. as a black person, here’s my final say on this shit. speak up or stay silent. those are your choices. i will not shame you if you stay silent, some people just can’t handle that shit. but do not, absolutely the do the fuck not just speak up about shit only to disappear afterwards like some white privilege fake woke ninja acting like that helped anyone anywhere. if you’re speaking up, speak up for something. actually help us instead of just acknowledging our struggle and going about your day like ‘yep that’s enough activism for today’. 

Since I'm getting so, so many people who seem to have misread the post, here is clarification:

THIS POST IS NOT SAYING THAT RACE BENDING IS BAD.

I repeat.

THIS POST IS NOT SAYING THAT RACE BENDING IS BAD.

RACE BENDING DOES NOT EQUATE TO CONNECTING YOUR POSTS TO THE BLM MOVEMENT AND CURRENT EVENTS. THESE TWO THINGS ARE NOT THE SAME.

If you see this post please reblog the version with this again/instead.

Do you ever think about the fact that the US has created and legitimized a system of institutionalized inequality by funding schools through property taxes?  That basically a child’s education is only as good as the value of the property in their neighborhood.  Funny how education is so often viewed as an equalizing factor when there is nothing equal about it.

I really don’t care if I’ve already reblogged this

Because this needs to be reblogged….

I remember learning this for the first time as an adult. I had grown up thinking education was the great playing field leveler. So I was so furious to find out how very much it wasn’t anything of the kind.

you can donate to the minnesota freedom fund to bail out protestors here. I donated $10. if you see this, will you either match my donation or reblog to spread it?

If you are someone who likes to watch a lot of cop shows, I want you to ask yourself a few questions.

Why do all TV cops, even the good ones, hate Internal Affairs? Isn’t the job of Internal Affairs to root out the “bad cops”? Isn’t their job to make sure police follow the rules? Why is that presented as inherently evil or antagonistic? 

Why do all TV cops, even the good ones, hate defense attorneys? Isn’t the defense attorney’s job to protect the rights of all citizens? Isn’t it their job to make sure police follow the law? Isn’t it their job to make sure everyone is treated fairly under the system? Why is that presented as inherently evil or antagonistic? 

Why do all TV cops, even the good ones, get upset when citizens invoke their constitutional rights? Don’t those rights exist to ensure all citizens are treated fairly? Don’t they exist to ensure innocent people are not wrongfully incriminated? Why are citizens who invoke their rights presented as dishonest, untrustworthy, or antagonistic? 

To be clear, I’ve watched Brooklyn 99 and enjoyed it. I was watching Elementary the other day. But even when I watch shows I like, I make a mental note every time a cop lies, breaks the law, subverts someone’s basic rights, or just generally acts like an asshole to the people the are meant to serve and protect. 

How often are they called out on their behavior? How often are they punished for it? How often is it reinforced as correct by the narrative?

When I tell people to be critical of the media they consume that is what I mean. Not simply calling it terrible and moving on, but actually engaging thoughtfully, asking questions, and forming conclusions about what that media is trying to say to you. Then decide whether you want to keep listening, or if it will be better for you in the long run to move on.

Even better, the comments to this Twitter post were an absolute FIRESTORM of mostly dudes explaining to her that dials can’t only have 2 positions (not true) and that it wasn’t a very good piece (not true) that she was being disrespectful to her teacher (don’t care) and that it was a sign of her stupidity/rabid feminism/intellectual laziness/misandry/etc. that she couldn’t see any “middle ground.” It became, in its way, a performance piece. I was absolutely mesmerised, even as I wished I could cock-punch people through the internet.

“Dials have more than one settimg” is the most hilarious response to this piece, because the implication of that statement is “just be a scootch more implicit in your own dehumanization. Not ALL the way. But like… a little more.”

au where the sides wakes up and there are 10-yr old versions of them

just thinking about which adults the kids will prefer, and how they'll react to their adult selves attitude...

10-yr old Virgil crying because adult Virgil says mean things, Logan talking over his 10-yr old self because of his "better-than-you" attitude and his kid!self calling him out on it, 10yr old Roman adoring Remus and 10yr old Remus adoring Roman, 10yr old Janus not putting up any persona and adult Janus still working on showing their true self, Patton having a pun-off with himself or just eating all the food

why can’t closed captions exist in real life conversations cause man do i struggle

FUN FACT: ROMAN SANDERS IS AUTISTIC AND ADHD! AND GAY! AND TRANS BUT I FORGOT THE PIN- BUT HES TRANS!!

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here we see a very gay roman flapping his hand because that's one of his favourite stims!!!!! he also has a military tag chew bc he's pretty moderate with his!!! he's also a big whistler, singer, hummer, and lots of moving and twirling always.

reblogs>likes

They’re finished. And I love them both.💛

Oh, wait. Jeckle is hiding.

There you are.✨

Heckle and Jeckle.🐍🐍

Found a bright yellow blanket, so I caved and made a two headed python plush. As if I don’t have anything else I should be working on.

Just love the idea that Janus has a two headed python.

My husband saw this over my shoulder and said "that's a snoot in need of boopin'" and I've never agreed more with anything in my entire life.

Boop! Boop!

Snoots booped!

a;fdljslgjh PERFECT