Charlie's Angels

Did it cuz I need a new wallpaper lol

three asexuals walk into a bar

(based on this old ask of mine)

managed to finish a second thing for ace day before it was over in all time zones! (here's the first thing I did!)

featuring romance-favourable aroace rosie, sex-favourable asexual angel dust and of course, repulsed aroace alastor

Lucifer: Okay, that’s it, I’ve had it up to here! You’re ALL grounded! Charlie, go to your room! Vaggie, no spear! Angel, no drugs! Husk, no booze! Cherri, no bombs! Niffty, no cleaning! Mimzy so help me, you borrow money one more time and no more desert! And YOU, Alastor! I….god, is there anything you love?

Alastor: Revenge.

Lucifer: No vengeance for you, young man!!!

Alastor: I’d say I’ll get you for this, but I guess that’s off the table.

dungeon meshi but they end up in the back rooms, a cursed idea that was eating away at my brain

Peer-reviewing @monikoishi's tags because they're banger.

A really funny idea would be that practically all main Alastor ships are canon, but Alastor HIMSELF is the only one who doesn't know he's in a polycule. (RadioRose, RadioHusk, RadioDust, RadioApple)

(They don't tell him because he doesn't handle being confronted with caring about others very well, and the last time it was implied, he ghosted and didn't talk to Husk for almost a decade. Alastor is very dedicated to being the untouchable Radio Demon, and if you try to make him come to terms with the idea of being Perceived, he freaks out.)

And so, when Angel and Husk notice Lucifer and Alastor starting to circle each other, they grab Lucifer to tell him the Rules of the Polycule.

H: "Hey, we noticed you giving Al eyes, we wanted to let you know how to go about this since he's dating us too."

L: "Oh shit! I'm sorry I didn't mean to-"

H: "Nah, you're welcome in. We just gotta give you the ground rules because the last time I didn't, it didn't end well for anyone."

L: "What."

A: "Smiles isn't big on being seen as soft, so you just gotta avoid letting him know he IS, is all."

H: "Here's our current schedule, let us know the best times for you and we'll adjust it fairly."

L: "You....you have a SCHEDULE???"

And they hand him a sheet that's basically like:

L: "What's...what's with numbers 8 and 9? The TV guy???"

H: "Ugh, he's the reason FOR these rules! I tried to let him join me and Rosie a few years back, and instead he tried to make Alastor his own, permanently. Not only did he tell Alastor that they were dating, and tried to force him to join the Vees, he tried to kick me and Rosie out of the picture! Dealing with that mess was a NIGHTMARE. It took Rosie months to get him to talk to her again, and he practically ignored me before he completely disappeared. We JUST got everything back to normal after that mess."

L: "Uh, okay. Got it, no Vox."

And then, without Alastor ever noticing, he just gets another member of his polycule.

He crawlin’ he crawlin’

This one took me 5h (help)

Also the reason Angel’s half naked is purely because I didn’t know where that jacket’s sleeves ended lmao

please reblog this i spent way too long on what was supposed to be a quick edit

who'd win in a fight? cursed cat alastor vs knife duck lucifer

this one goes out to @hanakoofthejungle for making me think of this

Concept from a few days ago that has been ROTTING my brain. BIKER ANGEL BABYYY!!! Something I didn't know I needed in life-

Hes so cool and like, idk I just need to consumer more media where angel is being badass. DGMW!!! I LOVE HIS PRETTY FEM SIDE. But also I think ppl forget he's a chaos maker/ prankster/ turf war participator who will run you down without hesitation if in a fight uvu

"That's the tea"

200 frames of blender animation done in about a month or so for this 8 seconds of Alastor are finally finished!!

It's been so fun to try out everything I know of 2D and 3D space to create a full-on practice of lipsync and action with such a fun character to draw so many times

Top-Tier Villain Motivations

Very important, cannot believe I forgot:

A bunch of Hazbin doodles made during class ( ื▿ ื) Don't tell anyone that I might have been distracted while I was taking notes… My hand slipped woops ʕಠᴥಠʔ📝

They make me laugh.

Because of my studies, I disappeared from social networks for a BIT, I'm sorry

And..

This is the most brilliant thing I've seen this year

Alastor Drawing Guides

My Alastor drawing guides :3 Gonna do another expression page for him too. For someone who's always smiling, he has fantastic range <3

I love all the art depicting Alastor and Lucifer posing like badasses ready for a fight, like the ones where Lucifer is up on Alastor's shoulders, wings spread wide open on full threat display.

I'm so glad we're all on the same page about that.

But please imagine- he just lives up there.

He's an angel he can just make himself weigh nothing, or Alastor's a demon, he's got inhuman strength. But I'm really leaning into Lucifer doing most of the magicking about it so he can sit is progressively more unbalanced positions, and in no way imped on Alastor adhd ass moving all around all the time.

Either way they're just walking around the hotel like that.

Making dinner? Lucifer's up there, legs wrapped around him to keep out of the way, as he stirs one pot, and Alastor checks another.

Running inspections on guests, because SOMEONE flooded the third floor trying to flush their stash? Lucifer's just sittting cross legged on one shoulder, reading a book.

Alastor's pacing his studio, talking with a regular caller, and Lucifer has slid down his back like a koala, legs kicking behind him, arms wrapped around Alastor's neck tight enough it should be choking him, but magic, so he can stick his ear to the other side of the phone cause he's a mess bitch too and he loves the gossip.

Like the other haven't seen Lucifer's feet on the ground in weeks.

Do they have some bet going? Are they playing the world's weirdest game of gay chicken??

Does Luicfer just like to feel tall?

Some one called it Stacked Dads

Stacked dads au!!!!!