Top-Tier Villain Motivations
- They will be safe. It doesn't matter who else or what else burns as long as They will be safe.
- I will be safe. The hunger and the cold will never touch me again.
- Fuck any bitch who's prettier(/cooler/better-liked/better at making dumplings) than me.
- Yes, Master
- Love me. Love me. Love me. Love me. LOVE ME!
- I know the terrible things these so-called "heroes" will do if I don't stop them (<- is absolutely wrong)
- I don't want a better future, I want a better past!
- No other way to get performance art funded these days
Very important, cannot believe I forgot:
- No other way to get academic research funded these days.
Imagine The Fellowship all sitting around the campfire halfway up Caradhras retelling the events of the Hobbit to Boromir and Aragorn Rashomon-style with Gimli going "my dad tells it this way" and Legolas going "well, my dad tells it this way" and the Hobbits all going "but Bilbo tells it this way!" and, even though Gandalf was fucking there for half of it, he refuses to weigh in on anything because watching them argue is more fun and also he doesn't remember because it was over 75 years ago.
Even better: Gandalf remembers it perfectly fine but he keeps making shit up and agreeing to multiple different versions just to throw everyone off
Too good to hide in the tags!
TOP 5/10 CHARACTERS PER SHOW (as voted by my followers) ↳ bridgerton edition #4. Anthony Bridgerton portrayed by Jonathan Bailey
STARDUST (2007) | dir. Matthew Vaughn @lgbtqcreators creator bingo – comfort
children of the apocalypse (3)
Clarke spends the next couple of days tending to Wells and Jasper and dealing with minor cuts and scratches the other teenagers get around camp. Bellamy’s ban on weapons seems to be working somehow, for everyone is a little more peaceful with each other as routine settles in. Teams are created for hunting, building of tents and a wall, and other chores around the dropship. It’s not perfect, and fights break out more often than not, but it is definitely an improvement on the chaos of their first moments on Earth.
She’s cleaning Jasper’s wound – now relocated to the ground floor with the rest of them so he and Monty can chat away while Monty works on their comm system – when Finn enters the dropship. He makes his way toward Wells, and the two of them lean over the table to look at something.
Clarke frowns.
no sideblogs. we spam 1 million live posts about our current hyperfixation per day like men. until our mutuals softblock us in shame
did he really fall victim to the alt right pipeline or was he already insufferable and just looking for ways to justify his behavior
24 reblogs and 164 likes...people know the truth but fear sharing it. 1 reblog = 1 AMEN
ANYA TAYLOR-JOY at the 96th Academy Awards (March 10, 2024)
children of the apocalypse (3)
Clarke spends the next couple of days tending to Wells and Jasper and dealing with minor cuts and scratches the other teenagers get around camp. Bellamy’s ban on weapons seems to be working somehow, for everyone is a little more peaceful with each other as routine settles in. Teams are created for hunting, building of tents and a wall, and other chores around the dropship. It’s not perfect, and fights break out more often than not, but it is definitely an improvement on the chaos of their first moments on Earth.
She’s cleaning Jasper’s wound – now relocated to the ground floor with the rest of them so he and Monty can chat away while Monty works on their comm system – when Finn enters the dropship. He makes his way toward Wells, and the two of them lean over the table to look at something.
Clarke frowns.
Feel like this might be time to remind the internet that fic writers do this for free and the joy of it. If it's not your jam, not how you view the characters, or includes literally anything you don't like, you are the curator of your own internet experience - hit that back button! Bashing, whether in comments or vague blogging does not do anything other than make people less likely to engage with you.
Fic writers I adore you, and all the stories you share with us.
dragon books!
cats would be so fucking upset if they understood they were missing out on the ability to lie verbally
I am, like, a long running proponent of the "eat something and you'll feel better" crowd and am often one of the first people to suggest "maybe it's time for a snack before I get whipped into a frenzy" but I really do resent how instantaneous it is. like it'll feel like I'm having my worst day in months and then I'll start eating and literally before I even finish I'm like oh yeah the world is beautiful
I was curious about the casting of Gwendoline Christie as Lucifer, is Lucifer a female character in the show or is the show taking the more androgynous route with the depiction, like the Constantine movie did with casting Tilda Swinton as Gabriel?
Lucifer in the comics isn't male.
Gwendolyn plays the Lucifer in the comics.
mr gaiman I am with you 100% but.....no genitals....but yes nipples. where we at with this ?
You never know when you'll need to breastfeed one of the damned.
this is a horrible response and it really cements how fully neil belongs on tumblr.