the maniacal laughter in the background is Dan Harmon omg

OMG. Noooooooo

Community Guidlines! Aaaarrrrrrrgggghhh!

Community guidelines. Aaaaaaaahhhh!

According to tumblr’s pre-existing filters this image is nsfw so i cannot wait to see what gets banned when they do this site-wide

this is probably the only sex gif i will every reblog, because for some reason i feel like it’s more than just sex. i don’t know if it’s how they’re actually looking at one another or the way they can’t get close enough. he’s actually looking at her like a person and not just a sex object.

but then again, it could be all in my head. i mean, this is how i would want it to be. but that’s just me.

“Starter house”?????? We’re supposed to have more than one house???????

Fun fact: This scene is from an art project called Shrek Retold, in which the movie Shrek was re-created, scene by scene, by over 200 artists of all varying levels of talent, and it’s freely available on youtube.

Have fun wasting 1,5 hours of your life.

i wish somebody looked at me like the way he looked at that onion

That final scream

So Long Gay Bowser………..

you got your cock out there bud? not allowed on this website fucko. oh well you wanna be racist huh? well, who am i to – 

Flagged upon posting, you cruel bastard.

obama: *sees petition with 150,000 signatures* it looks like tumblr has to unban porn, comrades

Yahoo is pulling the plug on us cause we got too communist

just in case I get deleted, you guys can follow me into my basement, where I have a cask of rare vintage Amontillado that you simply MUST try.

ah yes, tumblr is “banning porn”, you know, “““porn”““, like that one time they had their bots tag basically all lesbian and trans blogs as ““““““porn”““““. i truly trust the clowns who run this website to not literally fuck this up in the most heinous way imaginable while desperately begging for apple to restore their shitty app

Let’s be honest, half the people who want the porn purge to happen would probably like that too.