“prince phillip died bc his tea was too strong, prince philip died bc the necromancer mispronounced a vowel, philip died bc some brave hero finally smashed the reliquary” shut the fuck up he died as a birthday gift to lil nas x

I don’t see why they can’t all be true.

-Tea was too strong, causing him to react badly.

-This caused someone to jump and accidentally smash the reliquary.

-The necromancer fucks up trying to revive him.

-The situation came about as a birthday gift from a stronger power.

I like drawing Tiso

Also noncolored version:

GORGEOUS

nothing will ever match the sexual tension of your otp having to get in each other’s personal space. nothing will ever match the sexual tension of your otp caring for each other’s wounds. nothing will ever match putting things like jewelry on each other, brushing each other’s hair, teaching each other to dance or fight. NOTHING WILL EVER MATCH THE BRILLIANCE OF PRE RELATIONSHIP PHYSICAL CLOSENESS AND THAT IS FACT.

Klance is a tag in there and I feel called out.

WTF IS THAT

does tony the tiger have a back story

right i’m reading tony the tiger’s wiki bio, this has nothing to do w/ tumblr commissioning me to write a grinch x tony fanfic

You made me read this with my own two eyes.

This Blog is a W.I.P

everyone stop what you’re doing and look at this baby pelican

He begs for death

Repost my tweet here cuz I luv it

This is a parody of "i used to be an adventurer like you, then i took an arrow in the knee", a meme quote from guards from TES: Skyrim.

I always was want do this👌

Pinned down or Pinned Down 😏

My language barrier trying understand meaning "Pinned Down" between "pinned down"

I think you got Homestuck and Undertale confused?

why would i have seen the sequel if i never watched the original

This caused me physical pain

i’m just not into kids cartoon shows

….You’ve clearly referenced  gravity falls at least once in your posts.

I make an exception for anime

What about the Muppets?

Repost my tweet here cuz I luv it

This is a parody of "i used to be an adventurer like you, then i took an arrow in the knee", a meme quote from guards from TES: Skyrim.

I always was want do this👌

Pinned down or Pinned Down 😏

I guess I should draw or do something cool for this number, what do you think? Have ideas guys? Оwо

THEIR NAME IS CUDDLES AND I WANNA GIVE THEM A HUG—