it’s time consuming

Four year old beekeeper distracted by a roly-poly.

Best picture in the world

I love how all of the Batman villains are like “ah he’s not at the manor, it’s defenseless! and then alfred just racks an AK-47 and is like pull up bitch

Batman’s Villains: The butler will be easy prey!

He’s just an old man…he doesn’t have any of the Batman’s gadgets or training or fighting skills!

Alfred: Oh my you’re right

There’s something else of Master Bruce’s I don’t have as well

(Cocks a shotgun) A CODE AGAINST KILLING

Batman’s Villains: Wayne isn’t here to save you old man!

Alfred:

Alfred is the original “Call an ambulance — but not for me”

@dragonpuppies I spent way too long on this

Bruce: I have a code.

Alfred: And I have a gun.

Bruce: time to remove the guns.

Alfred: good fucking luck.

I’ve peer reviewed @ebonyheartnet’s addition and found that it deserves a reblog.

Trees which have been struck by lightning

Looks like it went too smoothly

Smooth was exactly the problem here.

That's perfect right there, she will remember the day she was brought these flowers till her last breath.

This is where love comes from.

Romance isn't dead. It's just in traction.

I love finding out new things about Saint Robin Williams

[ID: A Variety article posted on March 27, 2023 that's titled:

"Nathan Lane: Robin Williams "Protected Me" From Coming Out As Gay on "Oprah" in 1996 Because "He Was A Saint"

The article's image is from The Birdcage (1996) and shows Robin Williams and Nathan Lane as characters Armand Goldman and Albert from the movie, sitting beside each other on a bench.

The excerpt of the article reads:

I don't think Oprah was trying to out me, but I said to Robin beforehand, 'I'm not prepared. I'm so scared of going out there and talking to Oprah. I'm not prepared to discuss that I'm gay on national television. I'm not ready,"" Lane said. "He said, 'Oh, it's alright, don't worry about - we don't have to talk about it. We won't talk about it.""

Winfrey did end up asking questions that left the door open for Lane to come out. "She was like, 'How come you're so good at that girlie stuff? Are you worried about being typecast?"" the actor remembered.

According to Lane, Williams "sort of swoops in and diverts Oprah, goes off on a tangent and protects me because he was a saint." Lane called Williams a "beautiful, sensitive soul."

End ID]

Variety magazine

#i think people forget sometimes that being a good ally #sometimes means guarding the closet door [via @anais-ninja-bitch]

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I want cock I want penis I want pipe I want pole I want dick I want meat I want

bro don't be scared. california isn't real. they made it up for the mountain goats to sing about. go back to sleep.

Would you take care of Fen, while I’m away?

‘When We Are in Need’ (s01e08)

You cant have someones thighs out in the open like that and expect me to listen to a single word coming out of that mouth

ROCKIN’ AND ROLLIN’