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[!] JOOHEON HAS GIFTED CRAVITY A SONG HE COMPOSED FOR THEIR DEBUT ALBUM!

[!] STARSHIP CONFIRMS JOOHEON WILL RETURN TO PROMOTIONS!

Comeback scheduled first half 2020!

[200323] JOOHEON TALK TOK

Me, a top member of the LGBT death squad, hunting heteros for sport.

The Gang As TikToks (part 1) because i spend way too much on that godforsaken app and I already have enough stuff planned for this to be a 20 part series🤦🏼‍♀️

the gang as tiktoks pt.2 (1)

I keep using my girlfriend with unusual work hours to get out of coworker interactions and happy hours and hanging out.

But now the company holiday party is upon us.

And I’ve been lying about the girlfriend.

I suddenly really empathise with the characters in Hallmark Christmas movies.

I like that people have two reactions to this post.

Reasonable: “just say she couldn’t make it!”

Chaotic: FAKE DATING AU

Well, which one is it going to be?

And so it begins

having the DMV area Craigslist bookmarked has never come in handy before but now

Update, Craigslist has flagged my post as inappropriate.

Apparently you can’t solicit a date as a “gig”

I now see my mistake

Update: a date has been acquired. This is true lesbian solidarity in action.

My wife has now read this and wonders how baby gays are even meeting and mating

Can confirm I am meeting and mating just fine 😂

By the way I’m in a relationship with this woman now

This is the feedback I’ve been looking for

This was beautiful from start to finish, OP.

when your mum catches you still on the computer after she told you to go to bed

I’m a

and I

me: there’s no way in hell i’m seeing cats 

the reviews: this is an unholy terror of a movie that i wish i could erase from my brain 

me: 

me: damnit now i have to see it

Me: I’m over white men *sees a white man* Me: HOODY HOO!!!!

*goes out of room*

*grabs food*

*goes back in the room*

*repeats the next day*

rich people be like "money doesn't bring happiness, possession doesn't equal wealth, being broke is just a mindset" yet don't wanna pay taxes or redistribute their wealth lmao

“Money cant buy happiness” well if it cant buy happiness why cant yall donate to my fuckin paypal

"being wealthy is miserable" make me miserable too and cash app me 50k

Fuckin right? Send some misery my way in the form a check