Nineteen Years Later

After dropping the kids off at King’s Cross, Harry and Ginny head back to the taxi with Lily.

“I hope he remembered to pack that new underwear I got him,” Ginny says, fidgeting with the seatbelt. It’s one of the few Muggle contraptions that are still a complete mystery for her; no wizarding form of transportation uses seatbelts. Her daughter helps her, rolling her eyes. “It was lying out on his bed this morning.”

“If he does, we can just owl it to him with a howler screaming, ‘YOU FORGOT YOUR UNDERWEAR!’ A great way to make new friends.” Harry glances at the teeming parking behind him as the cab inches away. “Wonder why King’s Cross was so packed with Muggles today. It’s not usually this crowded.”

Ginny stares at him. “Harry, it’s because of you.”

“What?”

“Those books about you. The Muggles love them. They came here because they knew we’d be here today.”

“I don’t understand,” Harry says. “The Muggles think those books are fiction. Why would they come all the way out here if they don’t believe I’m real?”

Ginny lays her hand on his arm, and the twinkle in her eyes reminds him of someone he knew long ago. “Well, as someone wise once said, just because it’s happening inside their heads doesn’t mean it’s not real.”

Deep dark fears coming true

Sherlock and John interrupt Mycroft’s meeting with prime minister. :p Original BBC video is (X)

I can’t stop laughing. I just can’t. 😂😂

I almost fainted with laughter.

God, this fandom really is amazing sometimes 😂

CAN SOMEBODY PLEASE ADD GREG AS THE MOTHER THAT COMES SLIDING INTO THE ROOM TO DRAG SHERLOCK AND JOHN OUT???!!!

Okay

I’ve been sitting at my desk, laughing for the last 5 full minutes.  I can’t stop!!! 

- M

Sherlock Holmes (via incorrectbbcsherlockquotes)

be nice to your friendly neighborhood spiderman

Hi Marvel,

we deserve a Bucky Barnes movie.

Thank you,

from the humanity.

Spider-Man: Homecoming is PERFECT

Tony wasn’t over-done

PLOT TWIST

Perfect amount of humor

Perfect casting

THE REFERENCES OMG

and I can’t lie, Tony lecturing Peter was kinda hot…

THE LAST POST CREDIT HAS KILLED ME. DEAD. ITS AMAZING.

I love how in Captain America: The Winter Soldier, Steve and Bucky are having their dramatic highway battle and the cars in the other lane just keep driving. Like, the regular people in the Marvel Cinematic Universe must be so jaded at this point. Like, “Ho hum. Another Monday. Aw dangit. Looks like they’re at it again. The five o’clock rush is gonna be hell.”

King of Memes

Or, how Tony Found Out About Bucky’s Blog. 

Tony couldn’t seep. Sometimes he managed a few hours if he was tired enough, so usually he went to the gym and worked out until he was exhausted. Tonight, though, he found the gym already occupied: Barnes, with his hair tied up, working steadily at the heavy bag. Normally Tony would make an awkward comment and leave him to it, but instead he just heads for the opposite side of the gym. After setting up at one of the far treadmills, Tony worked his way to a easy run. Barnes was laying his fists rhythmically into the bag, and the quiet thumping was sort of strangely soothing. Between the running and the thumping, Tony slipped into a near-trancelike state.

 And then Barnes let out an ungodly howl, drew back his left fist, and slammed it straight through the heavy bag with a roar of, “DIE A THOUSAND BURNING DEATHS!”

Tony fell off the treadmill, scrambled to his feet, and booked it to the elevator.

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why do people interpret steve as an innocent god-like blushing sunflower he’s an asshole he literally mocks random strangers who can’t keep up with him 

So tomorrow is the 4th of July, America’s Independence Day. Or as one of my coworkers just referred to it, Brexit: 1776.

What if everytime the Newsies sing ‘Joe’ it’s replaced with ‘Hoe’…

“A NEW WORLD IS COMIN FOR YOU, AND HOE WE IS TOO”

“Hoe you can stop counting sheep, we’re gonna sing ya to sleep”

A friend requested: What if Crutchie met Steve Rogers?

(Also Crutchie I think you’re exaggerating a little bit)