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17.Romanian.Shit writer.Starbucks Hipster in the downtime.
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Petition to have Tumblr actually do something about porn blog bots following users.

• It’s annoying. • It gives an imperfect metric for how many followers you have. (I would estimate about 25% of my “followers” are porn blogs run by bots). • It makes pulling up your activity page iffy even if you use Tumblr strictly for SFW content. • It’s problematic for individuals who have struggled with sex and/or pornography addictions, especially since many of the blog names are not obviously porn names, causing you to preview the blog. • It exposes minors to illegal and harmful content.

And to many of us: • It’s disgusting. • it’s degrading to human beings, especially women. • It makes Tumblr a less classy, less reputable place.

Please share this if you agree this is a serious problem.

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(Bruce Wayne x Reader) We don't talk anymore

We don’t talk anymore, we don’t talk anymore We don’t talk anymore, like we used to do We don’t love anymore What was all of it for? Oh, we don’t talk anymore, like we used to do

   Ever since (Y/N) and Bruce broke up they lost all contact.They didn’t talk or text eachother.Seems like the only sunshine in Mr.Wayne’s life was gone.Alfred had feared this day would come.He was afraid of that ever since the arguments started coming more often and more heated.He was afraid the bat would take over.And it did.

I just heard you found the one you’ve been looking You’ve been looking for I wish I would have known that wasn’t me Cause even after all this time I still wonder Why I can’t move on Just the way you did so easily

   Bruce couldn’t believe his ears when he heard the news that unfortunate morning.“It seems that former superstar (Y/F/N) has a new boyfriend who is none other than Jarred Mendes.Yes the famous actor.The two have been spotted together at a coffee shop in L.A. kissing and holding hands.Looks like those two can’t stay away from the lime light for two long.(Y/N)’s fans didn’t believe she’d start dating again after breaking up with Gotham’s playboy billionaire Bruce Wayne after not even a month ago.Rumors say that Mr.Wayne was thinking of proposing.Well what can I say other than Brucie,you lost your chance!”    He dropped the coffee mug on the floor attracting Albert’s attention resulting to him seeing the headline and shutting of the flat screen TV.“Master Wayne-”“Not now Albert."He says firmly.The butler doesn’t say anything after that and cleans up the mess.     Don’t wanna know What kind of dress you’re wearing tonight If he’s holding onto you so tight The way I did before I overdosed Should’ve known your love was a game Now I can’t get you out of my brain Oh, it’s such a shame

  Bruce didn’t want to hear anything about (Y/N).He hated her.He hated the idea of her.Bruce was never one to trust people but something about her that made him tell her everything he knew.He thought it might’ve been another stupid celebrity game to get more attention.It was all a game.A game that went too far to be healthy.(Y/N) got inside his head and she wouldn’t get out no matter how hard he tried.Indeed it was a shame.

That we don’t talk anymore, we don’t talk anymore We don’t talk anymore, like we used to do We don’t love anymore What was all of it for? Oh, we don’t talk anymore, like we used to do

   He loved her and she loved him.It was simple-for a while at the very least."What was all of it for?"He kept asking himself in the nights when he wasn’t fighting crime making it impossible to fall asleep.   I just hope you’re lying next to somebody Who knows how to love you like me There must be a good reason that you’re gone Every now and then I think you Might want me to come show up at your door But I’m just too afraid that I’ll be wrong

    (Y/N) hoped the best for Bruce Wayne.She really did.She would regularly find herself thinking about him.She hoped he moved on even if she didn’t;she hoped he was laying next to somebody who could handle him better than she did;(Y/N) wished he found true love even if she didn’t.But she knows he didn’t and won’t for a while at least.(Y/N) wanted to try again-to go apologize and make it all alright.She just knew he wanted her there but she was too afraid she might be wrong.    Don’t wanna know If you’re looking into her eyes If she’s holding onto you so tight the way I did before I overdosed Should’ve known your love was a game Now I can’t get you out of my brain Oh, it’s such a shame

  She stopped thinking about him.He found someone special and she broke up with her boyfriend.He was a great guy but they weren’t meant to be.She couldn’t despise Bruce.He was the best thing that happened to her and she just let him go.Bruce was like a drug to (Y/N):he loved her too much and she was madly in love with him.Then it became too much.The parties,the times he came home past midnight with cuts and bruises everywhere,his secrets,thinking he’s cheating on you,the playboy millionaire image.(Y/N) couldn’t erase him from her memories.He was stuck in her head.It was depressing.

That we don’t talk anymore (We don’t, we don’t) We don’t talk anymore (We don’t, we don’t) We don’t talk anymore, like we used to do We don’t love anymore (We don’t, we don’t) What was all of it for? (We don’t, we don’t) Oh, we don’t talk anymore, like we used to do

   (Y/N) was kidnapped.She was a helpless victim of Joker’s plans.He thought she had connections with Batman which is incredibly stupid on her opinion.The Joker wanted to make Batman come to him and kill him while he was rescuing him.   Like we used to do

Don’t wanna know What kind of dress you’re wearing tonight If he’s giving it to you just right The way I did before I overdosed Should’ve known your love was a game Now I can’t get you out of my brain Oh, it’s such a shame      (Y/N) was tortured with brutality for days in a row.She just wanted it to end.They had no mercy.(Y/N) hoped he would end her life soon.She couldn’t take it anymore.Her body was trembling from the pain.

That we don’t talk anymore (We don’t, we don’t) We don’t talk anymore (We don’t, we don’t) We don’t talk anymore, like we used to do We don’t love anymore (We don’t, we don’t) What was all of it for? (We don’t, we don’t) Oh, we don’t talk anymore, like we used to do

   Joker was running out of patience-and quick.When he had enough he approached you with his golden gun.The instrument of her own damnation.He laughter maniacaly.He mocked her.She decided she had enough so she took matters into her own two hands.She stood up for herself making The Joker even more angry.

(We don’t talk anymore) Don’t wanna know What kind of dress you’re wearing tonight (Oh) If he’s holding onto you so tight (Oh) The way I did before (We don’t talk anymore) I overdosed Should’ve known your love was a game (Oh) Now I can’t get you out of my brain (Woah) Oh, it’s such a shame

   When he shot (Y/N),she was relieved-even happy in a way.It was all over.She had one regret-she hadn’t made the right decision when it came to Bruce.She was utterly wrong and she knew it.He might have been able to save her but she knew better.They didn’t talk anymore.

That we don’t talk anymore

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The awakening (Chat Noir/Adrien x Reader)Part 1

*1 year ago* You were at home watching the news.An akuma attack just ended.This time it was a sad victory.Today, Paris lost one of it’s heroes, Ladybug.The villain called himself ‘The executioner’.He just blasted Chat Noir in the air and finished off Ladybug.Chat would’ve almost killed the villain if it wasn’t for a little girl stopping him. Chat was hurt.The love of his life died.As if it wasn’t enough the reporters swarmed over him asking for comments over the attack.He felt a swarm of anger take over him.“Yes I do actually.Hawk Moth, wherever you are I will find you and I will kill you."He then proceeded to destroy the cameras.The reporters ran away.Chat looked over at Ladybug’s dead body only to see Marrienette, the dorky and clumsy girl from his class.It was like life slapped him in the face.His world was crumbling.Not only she was his friend but the girl he loved was there all along…He carried her lifeless body to the outskirts of the city.He barried her next to a tree.He was depressed. Chat’s ring beeped.He detransformed.He was again civilian self.Plagg was sitting on his shoulder.Adrien started crying.Plagg was sad too.He knew he’ll also miss Tikki.He thought about her and it struck him."Adrien…I can’t feel Tikki’s presence…That means the earings aren’t here.” “WHAT?!? Who could do that?!?"Adrien was disgusted.His friend was dead and someone stole her miraculous."Hawk Moth…” After Marrienette died and Chat Noir was still busy with The executioner, an old man accompanied by a green little being, aproached the lifeless girl and took the earings detransforming her.“I’m sorry…"he mumbled and closed her blue eyes that once reflected joy snd courage.And once again he disappeared into the shadows and started searching for a new Ladybug. *11 months later* Chat was leading a resistence against Hawk Moth.The city was full of villains.The people were scared.You were scared for Adrien.He revealed his identity before forming the resistence. You were walking on the street to your workplace.After all you were 22.An old man tripped and fell on the street and the criminal mind that called herself 'Poison Ivy’ was right there yelling at the poor man.You were hesitsnt at the beggining but you went to help him."YOU USELESS HUMAN BEING WATCH WHERE YOU’RE GOING!"Her voice became deadly."Because if not…"she created a small poison cloud."I-I’m sorry.I can take him away and you won’t have to deal with his….stupidity anymore…"you offered the man your hand and helped him get up.Poison Ivy gave you a nasty look but she made a hand movement gesturing you to go now. You asked the old man and he showed you the way to his appartment.He told you his name was Faei(random name) Fu.You said your name was (y/n).You were ready to leave when he asked you for a glass of water.You left you backpack at the door and went in the kitchen to bring him the glass of water. Mr.Fu had enough time to put a black and red box in your backpack.You came back with the glass of water and he rushed you outside. After you come back from work, you open your backpack to put the few groceries you brought in the fridge when you saw the box.You opened it and saw some red with black dots.You decided to try them on. You go to the mirror and put on the ering.Sudennly a red little 'this’ matterializes in front of you."W-What are y-you?”“Hi!My name is Tikki and I am your kwami!You are going to be a great Ladybug!” “What do you mean?”“You are going to be the next Ladybug!"You desperatly wanted to say no but you knew Paris needed you."How do I transform?”“I love your enthusiasm!Just say:Tikki,spots on!”“O-Okay…Ahem…Tikki, spots on!"you say as a pink light engulfs you.When the transformation is over you look in the mirror. Your costume was beautiful!You evrn had wings. You try to fly and succed after numerous failed attempts.Outside was pitch black so the chances someone would see you were highly unlikely.You jumped out the windiw and fly wherever the wing takes you. A cat was jumping across buildings when he saw you.He couldn’t believe his eyes.Luckily you stopped on the same roof as him.He aproached you."M'lady?"You turned around. His facial expression changed from happy to angry in an instant."What are you doing with her earings?”“I found them.”“Give them to me!”“No! They’re mine!”“They were never yours! Give them to me!"You were ready to say something but two other silluettes made they’re way to you."Look what we have here!The cat and the bug!”“Oh fuck…"Chat mumbled."You’re coming with me!"he says as he drags you to other roofs until you were out of Paris and then to a cave."Where are we?"you ask."Shut up and let me cover your eyes.For some reason you obeyed.He dragged you inside and after what seemed like hours."Welcome to the resistance base."He says ripping the blindfold.There were so many people there.The resistance was bigger than you expected.There were many familiar faces like Alya, Chloe, Sabrina and Nino."Nighty night~"says Chat as he tries to knock you out."Not so fast kitty!"you say twisting his hand.That’s the moment where all the members swarmed over you and tied you to a chair and then dragged you to a prison cell.

Hello cuties! What did you think about this little one-shot? I would love to hear your thoughts on it!But until the next one-shot stay chill! Love 'ya! -Skye

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Blue cookies |Sally Jackson x Reader

kitchen      It was a warm and sunny summer day in Manhattan.This was a special date to you and Percy because this was your two year anniversary!Sadly,Percy left to ‘kill’ the monster that kept eating the pegasi at Camp,meaning that you’ll have to spend this day on your own,at least until he comes back.you decided to surprise him with the blue cookies you made yourself-well with a bit of help from Ms.Jackson.

       And that’s how you found yourself knocking at her apartment door.The door is opened by a woman with a kin smile and a gaze similar to your boyfriend’s.

       “(Y/N)!Hi,come in!What a surprise!What brings you here dear?And where is Percy?”She lets for you to come inside.”Hello Ms.Jackson!Umm...well,Percy is still at Camp hunting down a monster that kept eating our pegasi and today is our two anniversary so I wanted to surprise him with some blue cookies and I needed so help with that so that’s why I’m here.””That’s so sweet of you!Of course I’m going to help you!”You felt relieved.You didn’t have that much experience when it comes to baking since you ran off with Luke,Thalia and Annabeth at the age of seven.

      “Great,because I..”You felt embarrassed to admit you didn’t know how to bake”don’t know how to bake.”Ms.Jackson gasped.But it was more of an enthusiast gasp rather than a disgusted one.”then what are we waiting for!?!Let’s get to baking!”You smiled with the same enthusiasm.Ms.Jackson is such a nice woman!”Now (Y/N) go get flour,confectioner’s sugar,chocolate chips,vanilla extract,baking powder,two sticks of butter,the baking powder and of course the blue food coloring.”She didn’t give you any time to register what she said and hurried me to get the ingredients.After you brought the ingredients there were about seven bowls of different sizes and different types of spoons on the table.”Here are the ingredients Ms.Jackson””Great!Now you can start by beating the 2 sticks of butter and the powdered sugar with hand mixer over there,”she says pointing to a red mixer on the table.”while I measure the other ingredients.””How do I start mixing?””Oh!Just push the lever slightly.It’s gonna be slower because butter did not melt but after put it on max speed”“It is that easy?Oh gods,now I’m embarrassed.”“Don’t be!We all learn one way or another!”“O-Ok.”I start mixing.It takes several minutes to melt the butter but after you put it on max speed.Biggest.Mistake.Ever.The mixer got out of control and you dropped it on the flour and it apparently scared Ms.Jackson because she jumped up and the flour followed after.Since your dad is Zeus you have some sort of power over electricity and you managed to stop it before it did something else.Probably hearing the commotion Paul came into the kitchen.He started laughing after seeing you and hi wife covered in flour.

      “Paul dear,you know I love you but if I hear one more laugh from you I am going to kill you.”she says glaring at him.

       Paul was silenced headed to the living room.When he laughed you and Ms.Jackson start laughing.You would have laughed more but you received an Iris message from Percy.He laughed when he saw you were covered in flour.You tried to hide your surprised and postpone most of the conversations.Percy had ‘killed’ the  monster and said ‘Hi’ to his mum an is on his way to the apartment.That’s when I panicked and broke contact.You and Ms.Jackson were in major hurry.”Ok the dough is ready and we added the chocolate chips and now?”“Normally we should leave the dough in a ziplock bag in the fridge for a couple hours but we do not have the time so we,re gonna put it in the freezer for thirty minutes.

  “Let’s go clean ourselves (Y/N)”‘Ok,but when is Percy going to get here?”“Judging by the traffic at this hour I assume he’s going to be here”she looks at the watch on the wall”in about twenty minutes.So not enough time.Ok,panic...”You and Ms.Jackson got rid off the flour with the speed of lighting and put all the ice cubes they could find with the cookie dough.Twenty-five minutes later Percy was a the door.”I’ll go hold him off while you take care of the rest.I already preheated the oven you just need to use the molds to shape them and then you need to put them on a parchment and then leave them in the oven for 12 minutes.”You heard Ms.Jackson open the door and start talking to Perce.He was asking about you.You needed to hurry.You got rid off the ziploc bag and used the molds and put them in the oven as instructed.Then you waited.

       Five minutes passed and Perce came into the kitchen followed by Ms.Jackson,so you hid under the table.”See!I told yo she left.”she says eyeing you.”That’s what it seems.This doesn’t sound like something (Y/N) would do...Not today of all days..”your heart almost broke hearing him say this.You fought the urge to go hug him and tell him it’s alright and that you hadn’t left.You did not move an inch.

    Another five minutes passed.Percy was chatting with his mum and step-dad in other room.You had to wait just two more minutes.

    Finally,the cookies were ready.You got up and got the cookies out of the oven.You just needed to put them on a plate.

   “Wait here.I think I hear something coming from the kitchen”Sally tried to convince her son it was nothing but failed.

    (Y/N) couldn’t move.She thought he couldn’t hear the her.She cursed under her breath.Percy came into the kitchen to found his beloved girlfriend with a tray of blue cookies in her hands.

    Percy was truly surprised.His girlfriend learned how to bake just because she wanted to bake him his favorite treat on their anniversary.

    “(Y/N),I thought you left.”You smirked.”And that’s why we call you Seaweed Brain.”Percy rolled his eyes.”Did you do this all by yourself?”

    Sally Jackson came into the room.”Yes.”She said.

    You silently thanked her.

    Percy was incredibly happy.”Can I try one?””Of course you can!”Percy was amazed by the taste of the cookies.They were just as good as his mother’s but what made them even better was that they were made by his loved one.

   “So what do you think?”You ask.”They are amazing!”Percy hugged you and then he kissed you.The kiss was full of love.You loved him and he loved you.

    That was the day you knew this was forever.He was you knight in shining armor and you were his princess.

     Sally and you would meet up monthly to bake cookies for Pierce.She knew you were the right girl for her son.She would never say this out loud but you two reminded her of Poseidon and her when she was young.They radiated happiness and love just like you two.She was there when Percy proposed to you and she could see this was true love...

    Hi everyone!I’m so glad you read this!It took me a lot o time to write this being my first one-shot-this and the fact that this loooooooong....Well anyway tell what you thought about it and tell me if you want to write a one-shot with someone else you like!Bye!:)

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