Reach Heaven by Violence

bathroom torment is very real ideally we would all just be allowed to go piss without worry but its not always so simple

i think one of the most important things you learn about making connections with others is that a significant portion of the time people just do not know theyre doing what theyre doing

sometimes someone is acting selfish because they just didnt think you had any interest in what theyre hogging. sometimes you dont get invited to the movies because your friend could have sworn that you said no. sometimes you think someone is mad at you because theyre bad at hiding how little sleep they got. we are all like little worlds that briefly crash into one another from time to time and we just arent physically capable of seeing the whole picture at once in those moments. and learning that really changed everything!

In my head, I call this "vase of flowers" thinking.

See, when I started driving, I would get irritated by people who drove Soooo Slowly... like, the ones who slow down to 10 MPH to take a turn kind of slow. And then one day I was taking a vase of flowers to an event, and even though I'd strapped it in carefully you can bet I was taking the turns extra carefully to keep it from tipping over, slowing way down, and... oh.

And, like, there are definitely unpleasant people in the world. There are definitely people who are toxic, or just don't care about other people, or have a pattern of hurtful behavior. But there are a lot of people who are just trying to deliver a vase of flowers.

BOTTOMS (2023) ━ dir. Emma Seligman

"kill them with kindness" Wrong. Blood boil 💥💀🩸💥🩸🦴💥🩸🩸🔥🩸 💥🩸🦴💥🦴🩸 🫁🩸🦴🩸🩸💥🫀🦴🩸🩸🔥💥🩸 🩸🩸💥🦴💥🩸🦴🩸🔥🩸🩸🦴🩸🩸🩸🩸

i am skeptical you could do that actually, tiktok user

me watching old music videos on youtube for three hours straight

she call me excel when i spread her on my sheets

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when the human 2.0 patch rolls out i think people with uvulas should lay eggs rather than keeping them up in there

i can not stress the confidence when i paused and thought "I'm pretty sure uvula is the right part" and got it in one

i feel like im being pranked is it a uterus or an ovary or what what is happening in there

im tired y'all got conveyor belts and stuff in ya coochie ig

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don't you put that curse on me

Girlies. The eggs are produced and stored in the ovaries then carried by the fallopian tubes where they're fertilized, ultimately landing in the uterus to develop into an embryo.

Oh so it's my fault i didn't pay attention in pussyology class my bad I didn't realize there would be a quiz 20 years later on tumblr.edu

if you're wondering why THIS tiktok ban bill made it through the senate unlike last time...