“Careful. There’s lots of buzzards out here, they’ll pick your bones clean before morning.”

Terry Gilliam’s ‘Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas’ (1998)

..Finish the fucking story.

Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas || 1998

We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a saltshaker half-full of cocaine, and a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers… Also, a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether, and two dozen amyls. Not that we needed all that for the trip, but once you get locked into a serious drug collection, the tendency is to push it as far as you can. The only thing that really worried me was the ether. There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of an ether binge, and I knew we’d get into that rotten stuff pretty soon. 

shock

denial

 bargaining 

guilt

anger

depression

acceptance 

tell me again that wrestling’s fake……

Paul McCartney, a cockblocker extraordinaire.

It kept bothering me what happened between those two shots, so I dug up a couple of other photos of the same occasion and when put in a chronological order it’s even more awkward:

i wasn’t joking

this post has haunted me for like 3 years. every time i start to think i imagined it, it shows up on my dash again and then immediately disappears into the ether for another 17 months

where is “p diddy calls bjork”

a goddamn masterpiece

I’m experiencing the rapture rn

you’ve heard of Don’t Hug Me I’m Scared

now get ready for

A lot of pets will ignore you, but only a cat will follow you from room to room and check your lines of vision to make absolutely certain that you can see them ignoring you.

theyre not ignoring you! this is actually just a cats way of saying they want to keep you company without infringing on your personal space. its the equivalent of going to a friends house while you both separately scroll through tumblr, even though youre glad to be together. alternatively the cat could be curious about what you are doing, but shy to make its presence known. either way the cat is paying very close attention to you!

this made me feel better

I don’t understand why cats will have everything they do demonized no matter how innocent it is

i dunno about you guys but if i’m not sure if a snake is venomous or not i don’t think my first step would be to grab & examine its ass