So I was watching A Scooby-Doo! Halloween when…
Gen Z culture is you and your best friend sitting side by side paying attention only to your phones or computers, and considering it quality time spent together.
god like…. invented the gays. that was very iconic of her.
u kno when u suddenly feel horrible and ur not sure why bc nothing bad happened ??? and u kinda
The New Trend……..
me putting on my big girl pants
british wizards be like, “omg hogwarts is the best wizarding school in the world” oh really? well beauxbatons didn’t have lord fucking voldemort on campus every other year
College students
i wanna be the one who makes your bad days better
The picture in the background of the second one
Tama is boss
THE TRAINS HAVE CARTOON TAMAS ON THEM
Sad update everyone, Tama recently passed away… An estimated 3,000 people, including railway officials, attended Tama the cat’s funeral on Sunday, days after she died of heart failure aged 16. [x]
For those who haven’t read articles about it, the local shrine elevated her to a god. She’s now the Eternal Stationmaster and patron god of the station.
Beautiful.
Now I’m crying thanks
and a new cat was hired right?
yep! her name is Nitama (essentially ”second tama” or “tama II”) and she served under Tama as an apprentice before being appointed her deputy
she works very hard
Everytime this crosses my dash, I reblog. It is the law.
I’m crying at 11pm over train cats
Nitama, already now a mature cat (born 2010), has a protege named Yontama (fourth Tama, b. 2016). There is no information available for either the physical befellment or tragic self-disgrace which has removed Santama from contention.
^Nitama majestic, and below with Yontama
Yontama.
a legacy
I’d just like to add that there is a ‘Santama’, whose name was ‘SUNtamatama’ (the capitalisation is not my own, it’s in the actual name). They were sent to Okayama prefecture for station-master training. The Okayama PR rep Mister/Ms Y, who was looking after SUNtamatama then refused to let go of the cat, saying something along the lines of, “This child is ours and I will not let them go, they will stay in Okayama”, and so SUNtamatama remained in Okayama.
This is SUNtamama below:
ほんまニャンでって言いたくなるわ。
@literaryreference mystery of santama solved; kidnapped by okayama PR bc too kawaii
AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH
“she always wore ripped jeans every rip symbolic of every heart that she’s ripped out there’s a reason wore sounds like whore”
— milk and honey (via ambushing)
Since my dash is flooded with Detroit content, I thought it was a good time to bring my boy Norman back!
last semester i was at a party and i checked my phone for the time and this guy took a glance at my lock screen over my shoulder and said “is that naruto?” and my drunk ass turned around and said “you know him?”
the fact you were at a party and your lock screen was Naruto is the most mind blowing thing out of this whole post
im a girl of many talents and tastes
God bless Mat on The Great British Bake Off for whipping out a genuine Victorian pie tin from 1850 for his Victorian meat pie to be baked in and saying this:
watching your fellow gen z’s in America as they fight for the right to fucking live safely everyday and not being able to relate because it doesn’t fucking happen in your country
September 4, 2018
Dear Tumblr, this is a special operation. We are going to purge the porn bots that follow us.
Porn bots often have real looking usernames. The reason for this is because those usernames once belonged to real users. Bots hijack usernames as soon as it becomes available (Usernames become available if you change your username or delete your blog). They do this because the username (domain name) has more ‘authority’ than a complete new username. Porn bots rank higher in Google and other search engines because of this higher authority. It also makes them look more real.
But don’t be deceived. Let’s purge those bots!
How to tell if a blog is a bot:
First go see who follows you on Tumblr.
A blog is a porn bot when:
- their profile picture is ‘sexy’ (and sometimes their username and description are the same)
- They have links on their blog (if they follow you and have links: 10000% bot)
*Do not report empty blogs. There is nothing to report them for and chances are they are normal users that don’t use Tumblr after they created an account.
How to purge a porn bot
Desktop
- Go to their blog
- Click on the pawn/human icon
- Click ‘Report’ –> ‘Report spam’ (do not report for sensitive content; porn is allowed on Tumblr)
- Click ‘Flag & Block’
Mobile App
- Go to their blog
- Tap the pawn/human icon
- Tap ‘report‘
- ‘Report spam‘
Please, report all the porn bots that follow you. Please reblog this post a few times until September 10! We need to act quickly, because chances are, bot owners will stumble upon this post and then start to mass unfollow or mass delete all the posts on their blog so we can’t identify them, only to start again when the coast is clear. Going through your followers and reporting the bots only takes five minutes and it’s going to have such a positive impact on the community. Your help is greatly appreciated! Let us all UNITE.