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DEATH MACHINE

@dxstrxyer / dxstrxyer.tumblr.com

roleplay blog for Toby from Battleborn and Battleborn fandom blog. Please read my rules before interacting
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I’m all finished with my piece for the last star collab and hype is rising for the final put together piece of everyone’s drawings. They’re all so good.

I love Monty so much and I’m so glad I got to join up on this fun little community project. I love the battleborn community so much. Imma cry ya’ll.

Anyways enjoy!!!!

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ofmymuses

Character Aesthetic  ➙ requested by anon ;; {  the kind soul }

being kind does not make me VULNERABLE 
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An Update.

In tragic news, an amazing Battleborn community member,@mirrordemonnema passed away recently due to a house fire. Her current project for this community, The Last Star Collaboration, will still continue on in her name and all submission pieces must be submitted to NicolaiB_92 on Gearbox Software Forums before August 4th, her birth date.

While her family grieves for the loss of their daughter, I urge everyone to donate to their gofundme page so they may focus on the loss of their daughter. If you are unable to donate, simply spreading the word of their donation page is plenty helpful.

We lost you too soon my darling, but we will continue on in your name. Thank you for touching our lives with your radiance.

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An Update.

In tragic news, an amazing Battleborn community member,@mirrordemonnema passed away recently due to a house fire. Her current project for this community, The Last Star Collaboration, will still continue on in her name and all submission pieces must be submitted to NicolaiB_92 on Gearbox Software Forums before August 4th, her birth date.

While her family grieves for the loss of their daughter, I urge everyone to donate to their gofundme page so they may focus on the loss of their daughter. If you are unable to donate, simply spreading the word of their donation page is plenty helpful.

We lost you too soon my darling, but we will continue on in your name. Thank you for touching our lives with your radiance.

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❝ I hope you’ll excuse my cheap wit, but the hour is late and it’s all I have left. ❞

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"Whatever I don't care if you're gonna be jerk cheap wit or not."

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((I'm gonna get off my ass and do replies here as soon as my laptop is back babs))

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“Guide to Troubled Birds” sentence meme

  • The risk I took was calculated, but man, am I bad at math. ❞
  • I preen for Satan. ❞
  • I disembowel. It’s what I do.
  • He gave them the heebie-jeebies. He had nothing else to give.
  • I’d sell you to Satan for one corn chip. ❞
  • I love you despite the warning signs.
  • I’m a dirty bird.
  • This was a topsy-turvy world of anguish, shame and self-torment.
  • I’m three ounces of whoop-ass.
  • Dealing with you is like herding cats.
  • My mating dance is mostly seizures.
  • This jackassery will not stand!
  • I’ve been through hell and come out singing.
  • Your love has made me a drunk.
  • I’m not majestic on weekends.
  • God can’t help you now. ❞
  • That’s a crazy idea. Insane. It doesn’t make sense.
  • I had on my prettiest dress and he never even looked at it.
  • He had a violent, uncontrolled temper, which sent him literally insane when he was annoyed, but he was good looking. ❞
  • This might have passed a very pleasant evening had shit not gotten real. ❞
  • Perhaps you can do something about the evil spirit in my head.
  • My emotions have three outlets: haughty silence, tears and rage.
  • I do not go to my happy place, I go to my high lonesome place.
  • I am often seized by the fatal American need to have a pretty good time. ❞
  • I’m addicted to shiny things.
  • The ability to remain sober and gracious is, indeed, a mild form of insanity. ❞
  • My modus operandi is dial up the awesome and break the knob off.
  • Looking for trouble and if I cannot find it, I will create it. ❞
  • The drinks came. I wasn’t about to be sobered by anything like regret.
  • Foie gras this, motherfucker! ❞
  • The whispery groans in my mind are beginning to issue orders.
  • Unicorn of love, impale me! ❞
  • Oh. You’re an artist. ❞
  • I hope you’ll excuse my cheap wit, but the hour is late and it’s all I have left.
  • As always, all I should’ve said was, “I love you.”
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penguinmemes

when you’re on your way to clock out and you see a customer walking your way

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“your eyes hella red u been smokin??” no I been crying bitch leave me alone

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Being a penguin chick is sooooooooooo hard, apparently.

These little fluff balls act like everything they do requires a gargantuan amount of effort, and it’s hilarious.

They literally can’t even.

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