girl help he won't stop getting knocked down

Bonus: that time the tables turned

[Video description: a 2 minute 18 seconds long video of The Fifth Doctor getting knocked down and getting back up again, to the song, "I get knocked down."

Followed by a gif of The Fifth Doctor knocking a person over in the middle of the street causing groceries to spill out.

/end descriptions]

sorry everyone it turns out gods mercy is finite & i just used up the last of it

Nooo little Edwardian gay boy don’t go to hell

"come home and see my girl cave :)" I say flirtily. You agree, imagining a rec room with some couches and maybe a few vintage consoles. I lead you down into the basement, where I have carved out a slimy grotto with its own ecosystem. by the time you see me dive into the water and come up with a fish in my teeth, it's too late. You want to fuck me so badly.

With the Reddit 3rd party app crackdown and the ongoing horseshit Elon Musk is pulling with "X", I realize a lot of people here might be pretty new. So I put together a quick and easy guide for using Tumblr for anyone new who might need it.

*choking gurgling blood dripping from my nose choking and gurlging on the blood pouring out of my nose*

Reviews are in! Reviews are glowingly positive! Reviews are glowing like the cloud we All Hail.

Roger dodger! Be gentle with me chief!

Starting the year with my wife. My poor girl cannot have a second to study. The world is always ending :((

Btw while I was trying to find what kind of phone she had in the show to be accurate I stumbled on a blog listing every type of phone in the show and it's so fascinating to me, what an icon

the first doctor who ad i’ve ever seen in person! seen outside a subway stop.

however i did miss the train by the 30 seconds i stopped to take a photo…

If you are split between two answers on a question feel free to take the quiz once with each and answer for the result that's more like you

Taylor Swift is honestly just like any other Taylor, but faster

how does Taylor Swift's velocity compare to a typical Taylor?

it's more

It's cause of the private jet isn't it.

i don't know it's too private

Why are they having jets on their privates?

genitalia are historically a bad use case for passenger rail

Then how do you explain the sentence "getting railed ?"

"the laws of probability are normal around timelords" factoid is actually a statistical error. The laws of probability bend around timelords and tip the scales slightly to their favour. The Master Georg, whose plans always fail, is an outlier adn should not be counted.

Proper boundaries

it’s an important distinction. You cannot CANNOT control what other people do. You shouldn’t want to, but that’s another kettle of fish. You have control over you.

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i was thinking about this then i forgot about it and then i woke up dreaming about him again

Night laundry - based on Phlebotomy by @bluefisted

Ok, so I was so thoroughly charmed by this scene where vampire!Obito has to do his chores while also having to deal with his insomniac neighbor who reads smut and notices things. I didn't plan to make all of these panels but I couldn't stop. The whole fic is so so dark and amazing, go read it!

Sailing back home on the stream of stars...

Doctor Who 1.04 “Aliens of London”

I'll have more thoughts on this later, but there's a thing my local queer communities did, especially in the twenty-teens, where they tried to be as inclusive as possible while still drawing a hard line between insiders and outsiders and it functioned in practice as a big ol Fuck You to anyone with OCD

"Trans women are all beautiful virtuous angels and cis men are all disgusting pigs and also the dividing line is based entirely on good-faith self-identification" Do you see how this is practically engineered to make transfems feel constant anxiety that their self-identification isn't sincere enough?

this is so well-put, I continue to meet so many younger people who chase themselves in circles trying to find their “correct” labels because our communities have made that kind of precise unwavering self-ID such an integral part of being queer. it’s almost like you have to figure out that label BEFORE you can participate in queer spaces, instead of figuring it out *through* your participation

thank you for your insight, I hadn’t made the OCD connection before but my early LGBTQ identity experiences make a lot more sense with that lens…