as a kid i constantly watched roadrunner and coyote cartoons and i’d play roadrunner and coyote with my dad which involved me running loops in my house bc the rooms made a circle while he tied a couch cushion over a beam to fall on me like an ACME anvil
washing your face is actually multi tasking because you are also washing your hands and forearms and shirt and countertop and feet and floor and hair
Practicing my chilling
“hee hee penis”
When men say "ummm actually the age of consent is 16 in some places" they should get shot immediately
'kids these days have it easy' thats the point thats the point thats the whole point we're here to make it better for whoever comes after you sad selfish self absorbed puddle of wank
John Adams: “I study war and diplomacy, so that my son may study trade and commerce, so that his son may study art and music.”
U like the Mandalorian ?
yeah i think theyre easier to peel than oranges
you know what? no *powers you off*
Oh thank God finally i can sl
A tarot deck where The Fool is just a tiny mirror that reflects your face
Panera has just released a line of swimsuits that say only SOUP in huge letters on them and I thought of you
PANERA? BREAD??
yeah
https://swimsoups.com
I don't punch bugs but my boyfriend is 6'7" and 220lbs so I'll call him to get the bugs and he walks in and does his best new york gangster voice (he's British) and goes "is that guy bothering you, toots?" and then puts them in a cup
if men arent like this theyre worthless
