wearing my multitool on my carabiner tonight so if i hear a beautiful femme say "oh no the bartender forgot to open my bottle:(" i can say dont worry princess<3 and take the bottle fumble over it for ten minutes with my multitool smash it to pieces and walk away shaking and crying
she might be "your girl" but in a matter of minutes i could fumble her so catastrophically as to permanently secure a space in the hallowed halls of her memory. never forget this
forgive the person you were before you learned the lesson
Sergio Aragonés - Ramones
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this is so good
New post, gonna use this to document my journey as a trans woman
Going to the store
a full SAGA of chaos choices at the diner in the centre of your mind
one of my favourite things abt the fantasy high universe is how they blend modern cell phones into an otherwise typical fantasy world. gorgug desperately trying to make a cell tower so he can make up with his girlfriend while on a quest to literally save the entire world from a being of pure nightmares. the bad kids streaming a viral shrimp party & using their following to weaken a plague that’s been harming them for weeks. sam using her magic mirror to gaze into the past just so katja can remember her dads phone number. ostentatia, a powerful cleric, having her phone background set to a sexy picture of herself. the seven constantly taking pics of each other while on a quest to save the entire multiverse. i am constantly amazed at how accurately these 30-something people are able to play teenagers
painting of joan of arc but she's got a lil carabiner. is this anything.
she's got the key to heaven or something
horrible news: you have to practice to level up your skills because it's unrealistic to think you'll be good at everything first try
this applies to unlearning things like shame and creating better coping mechanisms and forming new habits
*likes your post* a great interaction, we are truly bonding
i always convince myself i dont sound that weird and then i go out in the world and get involved in anything longer than transactional small talk and its like ohhh thats right ive only been hanging out with gay people who speak in riddles