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Youtube Comment Section Sentence Starters

“Fuck yeah, girl, eat that cookie.”

“This is the true meaning of comedy.”

“So THIS is how Far Cry 5 went.”

“Do it… Wear the dress.”

“Can’t you let pretty boys be pretty boys without turning them into __?”

“Man, I love the game Belda Breath of the Bild.”

“Virgin mode: Activate.”

“Why would you hurt such a beautiful furry?”

“Look, I’m not gay, but… I’m gay.”

“NO! STOP! YOU’RE GETTING MARRIED!”

“Why isn’t he real?”

“We all need a friend like ___ in our lives.”

“Think i’d rather die, thanks.”

“We need a __ H-scene.”

“Who needs enemies when you have __?”

“What if we took the Holy Grail and pushed it somewhere else?”

“Flagged for bullying.”

“We didn’t want this, but we needed it.”

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lebenfxrseis

{ Now that finals are over and I have more time on my hand and also after going through my stuff I decided to drop all my old drafts and all old asks. Some of them are almost a year over and I want to start the blog new. I will do new icons as well because I lost my old ones after an accident with my laptop. ( Which had been another reason why I’ve been avoiding this blog tbh…) Expect a starter call later! }

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lebenfxrseis

{ Now that finals are over and I have more time on my hand and also after going through my stuff I decided to drop all my old drafts and all old asks. Some of them are almost a year over and I want to start the blog new. I will do new icons as well because I lost my old ones after an accident with my laptop. ( Which had been another reason why I’ve been avoiding this blog tbh…) Expect a starter call later! }

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{ Now that finals are over and I have more time on my hand and also after going through my stuff I decided to drop all my old drafts and all old asks. Some of them are almost a year over and I want to start the blog new. I will do new icons as well because I lost my old ones after an accident with my laptop. ( Which had been another reason why I’ve been avoiding this blog tbh...) Expect a starter call later! }

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rp-memesrus

BUZZFEED UNSOLVED RANDOM LINES STARTERS.

strong language. potential dark themes present.

  • “ i’m jumping, i’ve jumped, i’ve landed. ”
  • “ garlicky sheen shane. ”
  • “ this is bologna i’m flip-flopping again. ”
  • “ GHOST COP. ”
  • “ well, i mean it’s not a bear. ”
  • “ it could certainly kill a bear. ”
  • “ nope, hippopotamus. ”
  • “ FUCK YOU. ”
  • “ he’s the richard dreyfuss of this jaws story. ”
  • “ did she have anything on under the trench coat? ”
  • “ yeah, she had a hippie vibe to her. ”
  • “ she used to come here every thursday. ”
  • “ yeah. that shakes a tambourine. ”
  • “ i really wanna believe in something outside the norm of, you know, physics. ”
  • “ not when the history fights back! ”
  • “ do you always have to insult the ghost of the place we’re at? ” 
  • “ shame on him. ”
  • “ i don’t like that one bit. ”
  • “ you’re not a man of your word. ”
  • “ do you feel like it remembers you? ”
  • “ you’ll find out. ”
  • “ yet here i sit, like a freakin idiot. ”
  • “ that just fucking…. cut through that like a hot butter patty. ”
  • “ are you just afraid of anything that’s old? ”
  • “ look at your little stupid face. ”
  • “ i called it a motherfucker, i called it a coward. ”
  • “ my heart almost exploded. ”
  • “ your hard-on exploded? ”
  • “ i don’t think we’ve ever attempted anything more idiotic than this. ”
  • “ did you just fart? ”
  • “ it just slipped right out of your butt cheeks. ”
  • “ ahaha, gotcha…. ghosts. ”
  • “ i love your bones. ”
  • “ i just knew him as the guy who probably killed someone. ”
  • “ also his name was the juice. ”
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Youtube Comment Section Sentence Starters

“Fuck yeah, girl, eat that cookie.”

“This is the true meaning of comedy.”

“So THIS is how Far Cry 5 went.”

“Do it… Wear the dress.”

“Can’t you let pretty boys be pretty boys without turning them into __?”

“Man, I love the game Belda Breath of the Bild.”

“Virgin mode: Activate.”

“Why would you hurt such a beautiful furry?”

“Look, I’m not gay, but… I’m gay.”

“NO! STOP! YOU’RE GETTING MARRIED!”

“Why isn’t he real?”

“We all need a friend like ___ in our lives.”

“Think i’d rather die, thanks.”

“We need a __ H-scene.”

“Who needs enemies when you have __?”

“What if we took the Holy Grail and pushed it somewhere else?”

“Flagged for bullying.”

“We didn’t want this, but we needed it.”

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Youtube Comment Section Sentence Starters

“Fuck yeah, girl, eat that cookie.”

“This is the true meaning of comedy.”

“So THIS is how Far Cry 5 went.”

“Do it… Wear the dress.”

“Can’t you let pretty boys be pretty boys without turning them into __?”

“Man, I love the game Belda Breath of the Bild.”

“Virgin mode: Activate.”

“Why would you hurt such a beautiful furry?”

“Look, I’m not gay, but… I’m gay.”

“NO! STOP! YOU’RE GETTING MARRIED!”

“Why isn’t he real?”

“We all need a friend like ___ in our lives.”

“Think i’d rather die, thanks.”

“We need a __ H-scene.”

“Who needs enemies when you have __?”

“What if we took the Holy Grail and pushed it somewhere else?”

“Flagged for bullying.”

“We didn’t want this, but we needed it.”

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wonderwomeme

the shining (book) sentence meme

  • Sometimes human places create inhuman monsters.
  • This inhuman place makes human monsters. 
  • Monsters are real. Ghosts are too. They live inside of us, and sometimes, they win. 
  • The world’s a hard place, ___. It don’t care.
  • Good people die in bad, painful ways and leave the folks that love them all alone.
  • The world don’t love you, but I do.
  • Are you sure self-pity is a luxury you can afford, ____?
  • Truth comes out, in the end it always comes out. 
  • Children have to grow into their imaginations like a pair of oversized shoes. 
  • God wiped snot out of his nose and that was you. 
  • We adults have this unspoken agreement that children are lunatics. 
  • That’s your job in this hard world, to keep your love alive.
  • Run away. Quick. And remember how much I love you.
  • He needs to be corrected, if you don’t mind me saying so.
  • Dying is a part of living. You have to keep tuning in to that if you expected to be a whole person.
  • There are Michelangelos begging everywhere in the streets of Rome.
  • Give me your deal and I’ll take it.
  • Love was over.
  • Here things just go on and on.
  • They promise, but they lie.
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