@ascenditcane since your ask was devoured by tumblr.
“ Pants? ”
magic jackal piss... i never dreamed of the day this would be a tag i saw on my dash.
you’re welcome
veiigar replied to your post “veiigar replied to your post “Imagine how horrified and curious...”
:eyes: i was gonna say the faeries did but i accept that nasus did it
one doesn’t just get advice from the fae on things
ascenditcane:
Imagine how horrified and curious Yordles would be if Nasus just walked through. He’d be the biggest ‘yordle’ they’d ever seen. Nasus appears in history boooks from every city-state to every country. Some people think it’s a joke because how could something like that be true? A giant Jackal man covered in gold? How ridiculous. Until, the Shuriman Empire rises once again from the sands and talk goes around of the Golden Emperor being a bird and his supervisor a familiar Large Jackal. I’d hate to invade Shurima and just see Nasus there with his big stick.
If anyone tries to nope out he just slows and stacks them.
If there’s ever a war, people just hear this booming PLUS SIX left and right.
he’ll out damage and out-think you. he was also shurima’s strategist.
veiigar replied to your post “Imagine how horrified and curious Yordles would be if Nasus just...”
"first humans make us feel small, now this? come on"
who do you think showed them these mysterious pathways around runeterra
shefox replied to your post “Everyone forgets nasus is fuck all old. He pissed on the pebble that...”
did the pebble grow into mt targon cus he peed on it?
Yes.
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that skin will never exist
it’s her default one
tracelcss replied to your post: Everyone forgets nasus is fuck all old. He pissed...
do you find pleasure in giving me such mental imagery
dog meat
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vivian unfortunately saw this with her own eyes
vivian stop watching him piss
Everyone forgets nasus is fuck all old. He pissed on the pebble that was once mount targon and now here it is.
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considering the size of nasus’ hands… thats a lot of gum
EXACTLY.
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I MEAN HES NOT… /TRYING/ to bend space time… hes trying to take over the world. ripping holes in reality is just … an accidental side effect
[nasus voice] if i had a nickle for everytime this happened i'd be able to buy a handful of gum.
he could have a lot to teach veigar, or anyone really. magic...long lost.
I GUESS I’M LISTENING TO HIS VOICE LINES AGAIN BECAUSE HIS VOICE IS SPICY.