children existing in public spaces is genuinely like. necessary for the continuation of society. it doesnt have to be your kids you dont have to volunteer at a daycare or whatever but you need to be able to tolerate the presence of someone who is learning how to exist as a human and interact with people

skeleton of cave bear in Bears Cave, Romania

wonder why it’s called that

This sent me down a massive historical rabbit hole, but, long story short: it’s called Romania because there were once Romans there.

compilation

where’s that quiz where you choose lke 4 colours u like and 4 u dont and it hands your ass on a plate

thank you @cumleaf @@ http://www.astro.com/cgi/atxgen.cgi?btyp=cf

This hurt my feelings

Well fuck me

I have done this thing once every couple months and every time I hate it a little more because it knows me better than I know myself

what THE FUCK

how the FUCK

Damn this got me like 90% right, it kinda scary

I have been called out and I don’t like it

Me, watching this stupid psychology thing call me out and drag me:

This was actually very insightful

holy damn

Various audio snippets of my childhood that I've collected.

Oh, this is what it's like to time travel.

it used to be 2007 you know

All the adults should put in the tags how old they were in 2007

who said love-square was straight? ;)

I saw this question posed on tiktok, but I think Tumblr would really enjoy it too.

If a fae creature offered to give one million dollars for a bone chosen at random, how many bones would you allow them to take?

Light clarifications; The fae is not the one choosing the bones. The bone is taken at random. Each bone, no matter the size or importance, is worth a full million dollars. You must also declare the exact number first, you can't go bone-by-bone. You either say 2 or you say 10, you can't work your way up to a higher number. The bones are removed instantaneously, and the money is given immediately as well. You will not get in government trouble for acquiring the money.

Tell me in the tags/replies how many bones you'd let the fae take. And as always, reblog for bigger sample size.

if you want to test your luck, this site lets you choose a random human bone :) https://randomlistgenerator.com/human-bones

‘Thoth and the Chief Magician’, 1925. Evelyn Pau

I love tumblr. I fucking love tumblr. Where else am I going to find shit like this

Is it true that thing is tofu? Not marshmallow?

Then it must be the most challenging kwami snack to carry around

I call upon the fan fic writing gods to bless you with the perseverance to finish one of your unfinished drafts. 

May your fingers dance along the letters upon your device with ease, may the devil of distraction stay far from you, and may your work not need much editing.

I pass this blessing upon every fan fic writer out there.

As it came to me I give it to you.

Gonna get myself a fun little surprise I guess

This is better than I'd ever hoped for, I bet a rat could kill you with that thing by firing a laser back in time and electrocuting your grandfather

Just look at this thing

The rat gun is hereeeeee!

This is getting notes again so I will admit that "rat gun" was an autocorrect error and it was supposed to be "ray gun."

But it'll always be a rat gun to me.

The most expensive thing in these pictures was the cat, and he was $60.

I'll be honest--I forgot that the pump organ desk/bar was visible in the background, and it was NOT under $60.

It was actually $75.

The chairs, however, were paid for in human life. I inherited them; they were originally my great grandmother's. But they're not particularly rare-- you can find these exact chairs without a lot of effort, in reasonable shape, for not that much money. They made a lot of them.

your gazelle has a pearl choker

That's Hadrian. He's a bush buck and he loves fashion.

Hi you asked this question and I immediately went to the pottery studio to make a calcifer to put in my woodstove.

Will update if he survives the kiln.

i am still on tenterhooks vis a vis calcifer 🥺🥺🥺

I just brought him home from the pottery studio and wired him for light. He lives!!!!!

HE LIVEEEEEES

not to go on about not yet/love run again but can you believe the lyrics "let foul men band and heed your hum for that ancient hymm you heard me strumming? is nought but fumble-falls and guns and tumbleweeds, love run. it's nought that rum won't solve though some would harm you none - not one - no none would raise to you a hand or thumb, not while by you i stand and hum" and "everyone knows sex is better when you're unemployed" ARE THE SAME FUCKING SONG

hello random person on my dash, I love you for letting me discover such a beautiful song but I feel like you severely undersold what an absolute lyric "run to show love is worth running to" is

oh my god yes isn't it the fucking lyric of all time!! the entire song (and album, and albums, idk how much you've listened to) is such a comforting vibe like i could go on and on about it (and have!)