I’m Lame

I was today years old when I learned that when you type “otp: true” in AO3 search results it filters out fics with additional ships, leaving only the fics where your otp is the main ship

Gamechanger

Here’s a cheatsheet of all the available hidden search functions. “-creators:[whatever]” is another exclusion that can be particularly useful.

rt, to make my life easier

If you see this on your dashboard, reblog this, NO MATTER WHAT and all your dreams and wishes will come true.

a lighter company trying to start a marketing campaign like how have YOU used your zippo lighter? #zippo and it backfires when everyone uses the hashtag to confess to unsolved arson cases and it turns out all of them are true and then lighters get cancelled and everyone gets back into using like a stick and a piece of flint to make fire because it’s more eco friendly because it’s harder to do arson with. i’m sincerely the highest i’ve ever been and this took a monumental effort to type. i love the art of short stories

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Here’s a link to a Google Doc with a bunch of Indigenous organisations which you can donate to, including Black Rainbow (LGBTQIA+ Indigenous organisation) and groups that support incarcerated Aboriginal people and work towards ending Indigenous deaths in custody

if sighted ppl dont shut the fuck up abt toph being blind and facing ableism for her disability being some fucking allegory for her sexuality. disabled ppl arent fucking “queer metaphors” and projecting that onto a character whos arc has no subtext to suggest it IS a metaphor for her sexuality is just showing yourselves as incapable of empathizing and identifying with characters 4 the pure fact that theyre fucking disabled.

I love this so much, I’m gonna start saying “nuts” we need to bring it back

I love b&w proper ladies breaking character with “sonofabitch”

“OHH you’re following me, oUUhhh I didn’t know that!”

It brings me such joy that people seem to have always done the *sputters and blows raspberries like you’re having a stroke* thing when they stammer

wait you mean these people actually talked like that, it wasn’t just a movie thing???

All that advice at the start of the pandemic telling people to focus on things that they haven’t had time for, assuming everyone would take up needlepoint, yoga, or dust more. Seems the thing everyone wished they had more time for was dismantling the white supremacist police state.

favorite movies: (80′s movies)