My Heart Burns For Carla and Shin Tsukinami

you have to believe it’ll all eventually come together for you

OK, fine, the Brits can take this one W for once.

rare occurence: tfw a christian seems to have read the same book I did

Funniest bit: OP, who is deactivated, made this post expecting people to side with the corporations

thursday and friday: nearly weekend

wednesday: nearly thursday

monday and tuesday: you’re fucked basically, no sugarcoating it

weekend itself lasts noticeably less than two days, for unclear reasons

we need more dials and knobs and levers again. this world is lacking in dials and knobs and levers. it's one of our biggest issues.

thanks keyboard, when I accidentally typed hest instead of best I totally wanted the hest (norwegian word for horse) emoji

A sign every artist and crafter should have on their site and window.

When I get my site up and running I’m putting this on the Commission/Payment page.

Shit, this sign should be hung in any business that provides a service to others.

got told at lunch "you feel like Tumblr Incarnate" and i had to tell them i've been here for 13 years and counting. i was here three years before dashcon happened. i saw the mishapocalypse. i survived the gigapause. i've been here longer than the shoelaces post. i've been here since it was hipsters versus fandom and i played both sides extensively by overdoing the sepia filters on everything and making my own flashing galaxy gif edits for my fandom posts. i'm every tumblr. it's all in me

i play a dangerous game every time a friend is having a hard time.................................

Your daily dose of cat memes

snout beast animals that look like this top contenders:

aheem heem looking mfs

hold the fuck up I just noticed there’s an apple juice emoji

SCREAMING

Thats a GRAPE JUICE BOXBDBDBDND

OH SHIT.

God I wish I could have some apple juice :(

what the shit is this????? boiled egg????? boiled egg juice???

its orange juice clearly

Is appl

J Ü C E

Juicebox tower of Babel

Why is mine mixed fruit

I don't have a grape juice emoji. I only have an orange juice emoji. I'm fucking withering rn

Juice of babel

directly to the forehead