Oat milk is made by milking goats and then putting the milk through a fine filter to extract all the "G"s
I heard thats where they get the "G"s for cell phone service
This is a lie I’m going to tell a small child one day
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Oat milk is made by milking goats and then putting the milk through a fine filter to extract all the "G"s
I heard thats where they get the "G"s for cell phone service
This is a lie I’m going to tell a small child one day
heys......
*gets scared*
who wants to see the worst thing ive seen this week
too bad, im showing you anyway
a non-photoshopped picture of someone actually wearing them, for your viewing pleasure
Tekstitykset sekaisin Ylellä
Finnish public broadcasting company YLE accidentally had wrong subtitles over The Moomins.
Moominmamma: Where is that bold lesbian I fell in love with? Little My: Fucking shit Groke: Come on now, Mervi! He(?) keeps touching everyone* Moomintroll: You’ve just got a too sexy ass for your own good.
*(assuming it’s he. Finnish is gender neutral language so we don’t know who the gender pronoun se is referring - but since Mervi is girl’s name, I assume se means a guy.)
So this reminds me of that one time a swedish politcal debate got it's subtitles mixed up with a kid's show (at least at local newspaper Smålandsposten):
Former leader of the liberal party (liberalerna), Jan Björklund: "I'm building the best sand castle in the galaxy!"
One of the former leaders of the green party (Miljöpartiet), Åsa Romson: "Greetings, earthling!"
Former leader of the left party (Vänsterpartiet), Jonas Sjöstedt: "Ants? Ants!"
Former leader of the social democrat party (socialdemokraterna), and former swedish prime minister, Stefan Löfven: "The latest invention: the amazing dinosaur-train...submarine!"
Former member of parliament for the christian democrats (kristdemokraterna), Andreas Carlson: "Ignore the norms, dinousaurs comes in all forms!" *
*The more correct translation is possibly "dinosaurs comes in all shaped and sizes", but then it wouldn't rhyme. And it DOES rhyme in swedish!
tuhat tuntia paintissa ja sillee
He think he duck
Blue-green algae in the Gulf of Finland
Approximately 100,000 km2 of the Baltic’s seafloor (a quarter of its total area) is a variable dead zone. The more saline (and therefore denser) water remains on the bottom, isolating it from surface waters and the atmosphere. This leads to hypoxia, decreased oxygen concentrations within the zone.
The ultimate cause of hypoxia is excess nutrient loading from human activities causing algal blooms. The blooms sink to the bottom and use oxygen to decompose at a rate faster than it can be added back into the system through the physical processes of mixing. The lack of oxygen (anoxia) kills bottom-living organisms and creates dead zones.
The picture in the background of the second one
Tama is boss
THE TRAINS HAVE CARTOON TAMAS ON THEM
Sad update everyone, Tama recently passed away… An estimated 3,000 people, including railway officials, attended Tama the cat’s funeral on Sunday, days after she died of heart failure aged 16. [x]
For those who haven’t read articles about it, the local shrine elevated her to a god. She’s now the Eternal Stationmaster and patron god of the station.
Beautiful.
Now I’m crying thanks
and a new cat was hired right?
yep! her name is Nitama (essentially ”second tama” or “tama II”) and she served under Tama as an apprentice before being appointed her deputy
she works very hard
Everytime this crosses my dash, I reblog. It is the law.
I’m crying at 11pm over train cats
Nitama, already now a mature cat (born 2010), has a protege named Yontama (fourth Tama, b. 2016). There is no information available for either the physical befellment or tragic self-disgrace which has removed Santama from contention.
^Nitama majestic, and below with Yontama
Yontama.
a legacy
okay but actually what happened to santama (or sun-tama-tama, which is her name because it’s a pun on santama) was that she was basically sent to train for the position in okayama and they liked her so much they refused to send her back
“Sun-tama-tama” (a pun off of “Santama”, lit. “third Tama”) was a calico cat sent for training in Okayama. Sun-tama-tama was considered as a candidate for Tama’s successor, but the Okayama Public Relations representative who had been caring for Sun-tama-tama refused to give the cat up writing, “I will not let go of this child, she will stay in Okayama.” [25]
As of September 2018, Sun-tama-tama is working as the stationmaster in Naka-ku, Okayama and appears occasionally on Tama’s Twitter account.
Every time I see this post there’s new info and it gets better
You are only allowed to scroll pass this after you pay tribute to the great Tama Station masters.
The shrine of Tama Daimyōjin (Great gracious deity Tama), next to the Kishi station where she worked.
Nitama presenting her yearly offerings to Tama Daimyōjin on the anniversary of Tama’s Death, June 23 (The offerings are presented by the company president, as Nitama is a cat and thus can’t hold the offerings herself) (Not pictured, but also present, Yontama)
you cannot pass without reblogging guys. i’m sorry, i don’t make the rules.
You can’t not reblog a goddess. It’s just what’s so. :)
So, fun fact- the manga Noragami has an arc where the main character, Yato (a minor kami/God that is down on his luck but trying to make it big time) goes to a council/conference for all the Gods in Japan.
And they are announcing the winner of the “up and coming god” award, and of course, Yato thinks it’s him.
But no-
ITS TAMA!
Always reblogging this.
Always Reblog the Eternal Stationmaster and her successors 💖
Had to do it
me in the mornings & me omw to work
Please don’t hesitate
1 penny below reporting limit for the IRS… I see what you did there
(Don’t give me $599.99)
That’s not the right IRS rule.
$599.99 is the amount below which a business does not need to issue a 1099 to a contractor who provides business services. The contractor still needs to report the income on their taxes.
The correct number for the IRS rule for money that is gifted rather than received in a business transaction is $13999.99–more than that, and the recipient has to pay tax on the gift and report it to the IRS. Less than that, and there’s no taxation or reporting requirement.
If we’re choosing amounts on the basis of IRS limits, give these people $13,999.99.
Go. Do it.
bUT SEX ED IN SCHOOL WILL CORRUPT THE CHILDREN IT’S OKAY THEIR PARENTS WILL TELL THEM
Im the parent putting doctor pepper in my kids bottle
I spent like 15 hours on this.
*impressed slow clap*
This was ridiculously pleasing to read out loud.
This is a legitimately fine poem. I say so with my BA in English and Philosophy and my PhD. It’s DAMN HARD to write something like this. Be impressed, yo.
I can’t quite place my finger on the name for the feeling this conveys, but it is an extremely Big Mood