@charismatic-cannibal / charismatic-cannibal.tumblr.com
If a worker who isn't the owner says ANYTHING similar to "I'm not really supposed to do this but-" and then does something that helps you, under no circumstances inform the business, including through reviews. You tell them that the worker was polite, professional, the very model of customer service and why you like to go there. You do not breathe a word of the rulebreaking.
this would have got 100k notes as a tumblr post in 2018
my blog is a safe space for me. the rest of you are in danger i think
huh why don't i feel so good *remembers the curse on my bloodline* ohhhhhh
a moff man
I WISH THINGS HAD TURNED OUT DIFFERENTLY!!!!!!!!! goes to the supermarket
I’ve been laughing at this picture for like 5 minutes I love cats
I don't have any glasses for the eclipse someone relay it to me when it happens
sun, less sun, less sun, less sun, less sun, less sun, less sun, less sun, less sun, less sun, less sun, less sun, less sun, less sun, less sun, less sun, less sun, less sun, less sun, less sun, less sun, less sun, less sun, less sun, less sun, no sun :(
more sun, more sun, more sun, more sun, more sun, more sun, more sun, more sun, more sun, more sun, more sun, more sun, more sun, more sun, more sun, more sun, more sun, more sun, more sun, sun again
It's like I'm there
reblog for easter
forget april fools day its almost time for the best video on this entire fuckin planet
sunglasses. no sun. it’s cloudy: overcast.
jesus gonna rise up, im gonna whip the devil
me :3
this is how I imagine @scoutsmoocrew lives
I think cows should be in the house
you have to stay alive. you're going to be such a beautiful middle aged freak. young freaks will see you in the street and know that things can be okay.
No matter how shitty it might feel in the moment, most of the time when someone comes to you to communicate a boundary or a need or a negative feeling about something you did, it is actually a compliment. They are telling you BECAUSE they care about you and want it to work between you and because they trust you to care to do better. If they didn't care about you, they'd just avoid you. That uncomfortable convo is in fact a declaration of love and trust. Or at least intention of friendship. If they didn't like you, they'd just try to avoid you whenever possible. They wouldn't care to have The Talk (which is often scary and uncomfortable for them also). So try to treat their trust with care, even if it really upsets you to learn that you've accidentally hurt them
the best gag in dungeon meshi is marcille slowly spiraling into insanity while everyone just kind of pretends that she's fine. it's like they think that as long as they pretend they do not see it then they can manifest her returning to normalcy. but then she devolves even further and is diagnosed aiab (assigned italian at birth) and becomes evil for a little bit and they're like "ah fuck. how did this happen" as if they have not actively been driving her increasingly manic this entire time. and then even when she's evil she's somehow even more pathetic. like one of those kittens that just kind of wobbles around and then is given a bath and instantly looks 10x worse. and she's wearing a fucking jester's outfit but no one is calling her on it for some reason. tits and shoulders fully out with the eye bags to match, looking like she's constantly on the verge of throwing up. then while her friends are panicking and trying to snap her out of it literally the entire fucking town is standing there watching her warily but entirely unsurprised like this is exactly the kind of character development they expected from her. and that's when you realize it was all foreshadowing from the start and wasn't just her autistic girl swag
