Can’t risk it

This is the Cassowary of Creativity

It just kicked the everloving shit out of the duck for threatening you, and wishes you a good, creative day. You are Safe Now.

can u believe its been 26 years since dan touched a vagina

rule #1) IF TUMBLR’S CREATOR COMES UP ON YOUR DASH, YOU MUST REBLOG.

I LOVE YOU

HALLELUIAH

It’s tumblr law to reblog it’s daddy

 IT IS TUMBLR LAW!

Tumblr Daddy is daddy af js

REBLOG

bitch this is daddy.

DADDY

Remember, condom is important. use it.

STOP SCROLLING!

Oka, I plan on following everyone on tumblr

literally everyone

Please reblog so I can make this happen

so my 14y/o daughter got into an argument with her high school principle yesterday for fighting. an older boy had come up to her and asked her out, but when she said no and tried to walk away he grabbed her by her arm and pulled her back. so she punched him and broke his nose. her principle then told her she should have “heard him out” and “it’s not like the boy actually hurt her” so her response was “inappropriate”. so my daughter then chewed out her male principle in the middle of the school corridor about rape culture and that if that was his attitude then he should probably quit teaching forever because all he was doing was teaching girls to be quiet victims and teaching boys that it was okay to touch girls against their will and then she pointed right in his face and said “men like YOU are why my mum taught me how to punch people properly”. she got a round of applause from 2 female teachers listening in and i have never been such a proud mama

She’s a hero

So is op.

RAISE THEM LIKE THIS

Please watch this video if your sad.

(No kitties were hurt.)

“you’re probably two days old”,

“this is the flower crown I wear when shit’s about to get deep”

i love this

Oh my god. I needed this.

This is one of my favorite videos and I’m always so happy when it finds me

Friendly reminder: Dan and Phil masturbate.

יורי און אייס אבל זה סטטיק ובנאל

Lantern in Your Heart

Summary: Phil is bicurious, so to help him figure out his sexuality, he ends up at a gay club. There, he meets Dan, who helps him out in more ways than one. Word Count: 4,184 Warnings: smut, public sex, questioning sexuality, alcohol A/N: I’ve FINALLY posted a fic! Woo! These past couple months have been crazy with final exams and work and moving back into my parents house so I didn’t have a lot of time to figure out an idea for a short fic! I’ve been working on loads of long ones (i literally have FOUR like what the fuck) but they were taking too much time to complete so I decided to write a shorter fic to stave off your guys’ thirst 8) lmao. I hope you like this, i figured there werent enough bicurious fics out there so i decided to make one. Thank you to @snowbunnylester for ideas and editing and thank you to @omgdatphantho for the title of this fic (:

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Phil didn’t know what he was doing here.

Only a year ago, he would have laughed in the face of the person who’d told him he would be in a gay bar of his own decision. And now, he was gazing at every single guy who passed, wondering if they were the one he wanted to take back to bed that night. It was the biggest character development he’d ever seen, that was for sure.

Phil was there on a mission. A mission to figure out his sexuality once and for all. To possibly just take away his label of ‘bi-curious’ and replace it with ‘bisexual’ instead.

Except, none of the lads were catching his eye. There were plenty who he could admit were objectively pretty, but none that he could see himself taking to his bed, none that made him want to scream ‘I am gay!’ and run into the sunset. Maybe he wasn’t bisexual after all, then.

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