Bizarre Little Man (gn)

Look at a snake's pupils, tail, head shape and pattern and you can see whether it's venomous you dumb shits.

Abusers regardless of gender are not given away so easily.

If you are so confident, tell me which of these are venomous

Top two, non venomous. Third, venomous. The rest, non venomous - the only one I'm uncertain of is the full black, second to last.

Fuck you for interrupting my argument for this by the way.

top left and bottom left are the only ones that are venomous

Adults: Following rules is good, not following rules is bad

Little me: Okay :] *follows a rule*

Adults: Oh my god look at this loser. He doesn't know that this rule is Secretly Okay To Not Follow. Dumbass. Let's all laugh at him

[Image description: three tweets by @/joetidy "Joe Tidy" which says "I'm on a flight in US and an old lady has caused confusion, hilarity and then amazement as the crew expected her to be an infant. She is actually 101 and the computer can't handle an age that high so just put her down as a 1 year old on the manifest. She laughed it off. Legend.

"It gets better! Her daughter tells me this is the second time a computer has failed to believe her mum's 1922 date of birth. Earlier on their connecting flight the crew didn't come and help them off the plane with a wheelchair as the records showed she would be a babe in arms

"This lovely old lady is like a walking Millennium Bug just casing havoc where she goes with her computer-befuddling age. What a hero."]

you CANNOT leave this in the tags

Thomas Jefferson experiences dysphoria

HOUSE M.D S04E08

Face of pure devastation and of a man questioning absolutely everything

I think Sam Reich needs to do just one regular, normal, vanilla version of Game Changer randomly so that when it ends Brennan never feels safe.

Game Changer; The Placebo episode.

Huge shout to my friend from an undergraduate philosophy program who started working out every single day, not for health benefits or to become conventionally attractive or whatever, but because -- and this is a direct quote -- he was concerned that otherwise he might "become lost in the world of signs and forget the things they signify". I have thought about this every single time that I've worked out since.

Today on clownery from my fraternity: I started “pavlov training” this guy from my frat as a joke but now it’s actually working

Context: This guy from my frat (I’m in a coed academic frat) is really into geography, and he’s been trying to learn all the state capitals of Brazil. I happen to be Brazilian, so I’ve been helping him learn them along with pronunciations. One day I was eating a pack of m&ms and decided to quiz him. If he got the question right he got an m&m, and if he got it wrong I’d eat it. Thus a tradition between us was born. If I’m eating a snack I’ll quiz him a bit and give him a tiny treat if he’s right.

Anyways, today I was in our frat lounge eating some m&ms by myself, kinda minding my own business. I eventually got really bored and wondered what would happen if I gave everyone in a lounge an m&m except for him, so I did that. He noticed and then started dropping every Brazilian state capital he could think of, getting increasingly desperate until he just started naming random Brazilian cities. A few of them he repeated multiple times to get the perfect pronunciation. It was like watching a dog do every trick it knows in rapid succession, just hoping something would get a treat. I eventually gave him a few m&ms and started wondering what the hell I’ve done

Thank you @clearancecreedwatersurvival :O (genuine, I love learning new things)

Indigenous peoples of the great plains should've never told white people about tornadoes. "I don't know man that shit never happened before you showed up"

capitalists want you to forget that there was a time when one penny was enough to afford someone elses entire thought

I learned what sun poisoning is recently and now I keep getting scared when I see suspiciously pink white people out and about during the day. Like dude get back inside you're in danger

Look at a snake's pupils, tail, head shape and pattern and you can see whether it's venomous you dumb shits.

Abusers regardless of gender are not given away so easily.

If you are so confident, tell me which of these are venomous