An Moncaí Míshuaimhneach

We finally did it, y’all! We’re married 💍

I’m so grateful for all of you. Never in my wildest dreams would I have expected this outpouring of love after our wedding. We have seen so many positive comments, little teenage me would be pinching herself.

We see you, we love you, and we appreciate you beyond words. Thank you for making this even more special for us than it already was 🤍

i think we shouod terraform earth to make it completely flat because itd be fun

i meant completely smooth but flat it actuwlly funnier

new flat earth thearoy: we could do it

[takes a single step out of bed after 8 hours of sleep]

this is the single greatest line of dialogue that has ever or will ever exist im so glad the big bang happened and life progressed to the exact line of circumstances that allowed this to happen

let’s settle this shit but do NOT reblog if you’re gonna be modest about it like a little BITCH. anyway privilege check tell me which ones apply to you: hot, funny, can dance, can do math, can spell, can drive, can cook

sorry i cant hang out i forgot how to mimic human like behaviour

maybe whistleblowers just happen to come forward around the time they're about to die. no one ever considers that

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*whispers* it's the bourgeoisie ideology

do you want to see the best trail cam photo ever

let it be known he is chilling like crazy