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~retconned by bahamut~

@chocobutt-trash / chocobutt-trash.tumblr.com

***In case you never scrolled down to see my last posts from Dec 17th, I don't update here any more.*** FFXV fan blog. I write terrible fanfics, and you probably shouldn't read them. Darkfic, torture & recovery. So seriously, exercise caution. Msg me if I've missed any tags. ao3:invisibledeity
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Today I’m wearing my Pride shirt from last year’s parade, because I think the message is particularly appropriate.

“Every reason to leave is a reason to take part.”

Every reason they use to push us down and squash our voices is a reason to make those voices louder. And yes, maybe that won’t happen on this platform any longer, thanks to these draconian changes. But they won’t keep us muted forever. Here’s to you, the lgbt folks, the smut artists, the kinksters, the traumatised, the survivors. Tumblr has doomed you on here but they cannot silence you.

See you on the dark side of the moon.

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God Complex: A Masterlist

A comprehensive list with quick links to every story in my series that’s currently up on AO3. Promdyn, with just about every warning you can imagine attached to it.

...And Morning Finds My Night’s Work (risorath, ardyn pov): https://archiveofourown.org/works/10790076

God’s Great Dust Storm (prompto, recovery, ravatogh): https://archiveofourown.org/works/12950871

Sugar in the Sacrament (niflheim mountains): https://archiveofourown.org/works/10538424/chapters/23269068

Fanfare for the Common Man (ardyn pov, after episode prompto): https://archiveofourown.org/works/11359137

Welcome To The Machine (gralea, captivity): https://archiveofourown.org/works/11935335/chapters/26979078

The Stations (prompto, recovery, return to lucis): https://archiveofourown.org/works/13541724/chapters/31068324

One of the Few (ardyn pov, in the crystal chamber): https://archiveofourown.org/works/16568390

The ride’s not over yet and thanks for sticking with me so far. The remainder of the series will be going up on AO3 in time, although I shall no longer be updating it here.

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FFXV Serial Fics: A Masterlist

Here are links to every serialised/multi-chaptered story I’ve got on AO3 that isn’t part of the god complex series. Some are unfinished, others are not.

-finished-

Phantom Pain (clone!prompto identity crisis fic): https://archiveofourown.org/works/11531862/chapters/25888572

A Hard Rain’s a-Gonna Fall (political & mmo au promdyn fic): https://archiveofourown.org/works/13343793/chapters/30549162

-unfinished-

Seven Storey Mountain (unfinished, prompto purgatory fic): https://archiveofourown.org/works/14230770/chapters/32810745

Sour Grapes (unfinished, ardyn backstory fic, may tie in to god complex): https://archiveofourown.org/works/15577956/chapters/36166755

Stellify (unfinished, luna-centric girls roadtrip au): https://archiveofourown.org/works/13432806/chapters/30785430

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FFXV Standalones: A Masterlist

A comprehensive list of every standalone/one-shot I have on AO3, so you guys know where to go.

Sweet Release (promdyn, trans!prom, overstim): https://archiveofourown.org/works/12891018

You Break The Egg, I Break You (promptio, volcano shenanigans): https://archiveofourown.org/works/10440600/chapters/23051775

Three’s A Crowd (prompto, cor, ardyn, threats and recovery, based on that awesome kaciart pic): https://archiveofourown.org/works/12421638

Play the Prodigal Son (promdyn, feeding): https://archiveofourown.org/works/10167209

Blindsided (promnis, safe worrds gone wrong): https://archiveofourown.org/works/10905993

Youth Knows No Pain (dom!prom, male reader): https://archiveofourown.org/works/12880446

Unquiet Slumbers (prompto!forrent, somnophilia gone wrong): https://archiveofourown.org/works/12715074

Endurance Training (prompto/gladio/noctis, training room shenanigans): https://archiveofourown.org/works/10684533/chapters/23659443

Table Manners (promnis, kitchen shenanigans): https://archiveofourown.org/works/9966170

Hyperreflexia (prompto, cor, the chocobros, genfic): https://archiveofourown.org/works/11443608

The Diamond Sinners (ardyn, male reader, very hard core): https://archiveofourown.org/works/13077588

Re-Wired (promdyn, mt!prompto, electro): https://archiveofourown.org/works/10504407

A Collection (promdyn moments throughout the game): https://archiveofourown.org/works/12752109

Work It Like A Treat (prompto and gladio at the club): https://archiveofourown.org/works/11379786

Blood In The River (promdyn, pollen, vesperpool): https://archiveofourown.org/works/11753640

Futures Dark (ardynoct, chains, and what happens at the end): https://archiveofourown.org/works/11867004

This Is The End (ardynoct, written with Verdin): https://archiveofourown.org/works/12240258/chapters/27810978

Near Life Experience (prompto, dissociation, fateswap): https://archiveofourown.org/works/13459905

Nightcall | Heathen (promdyn, a snowy encounter from two points of view): https://archiveofourown.org/works/13597461/chapters/31214265

Even The Stars Die (promptis, a last meeting): https://archiveofourown.org/works/11921265/chapters/26940840

Lighthouse (promptis, before Altissia): https://archiveofourown.org/works/11025963

One Summer in Solheim (ardyn, female reader): https://archiveofourown.org/works/11055921/chapters/24650292

Cempasúchil (older!prompto, cindy and their kids, ardyn. día de los muertos fic): https://archiveofourown.org/works/12595940

Sugar and Spice and All Things Nice (fleurentia): https://archiveofourown.org/works/13910430

Against The Grain (gladnis): https://archiveofourown.org/works/11782311

The Face You Wore (ardiana, written with verdin): https://archiveofourown.org/works/11538156/chapters/25905165

The Soft Fall (prompto, iris, reminiscing, recovery): https://archiveofourown.org/works/11449803

Driving Home For Crystmas (ardyn, aranea, christmas in gralea): https://archiveofourown.org/works/13142784

The Silent Pool (navyth meets ardyn, post-trauma): https://archiveofourown.org/works/14915492

I keep writing to you as if this will make it better (promptis, post-endgame): https://archiveofourown.org/works/17007321

Hurt Someone (prompto, post-trauma, ardyn, aka my most favourite thing I have ever written): https://archiveofourown.org/works/11429643

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“what? this? why I had absolutely nothing to do with that. the world was already on fire when I got here.”–Ardyn Izunia probably 

So I love that new Castlevania animated series, and can see Ardyn in that style, so I yoinked him in there. :) 

Know who else would yoink him right there?

Prompto

(but seriously, this is amazing art, I love it)

Hey, @weapons-grade-spork, I think someone at SE was paying attention:

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MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE °˖✧◝(⁰▿⁰)◜✧˖° HAVE YOURSELVES A SILLY LITTLE CHRISTMAS FIC

Ardyn introduces Crystmas to Niflheim. Everyone is having an inexplicably good time, apart from Aranea, who is highly confused about the Chancellor’s motives.

I read the name ‘Crystmas’ in this Tumblr post by @ivorydice and it was too hilarious to pass up. So full credit for the name goes to them.

Rating: teen and up for mild cusswords and alcohol use. No other warnings (yes, really!)

~IT’S CRYSTMAS AGAIN~

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In fiction we give a lot of real estate to the unwilling-scumbag trope - where a character is pressured into a situation that makes them, to any onlooker, seem like a real scumbag. And it’s not their fault, really, for with the situation, what else can they do? We freaking love this trope, because we get to watch heroes struggle through being thought of as ‘bad’, on the way to some greater goal.

But, we do not give enough space to the opposite of this trope. The unwilling saint, a character who is pressured by the forces around them to commit an act that, to everyone outside of it, seems like a kindness. Could be a mercy kill, could be pardoning an enemy, could be giving an enemy a gift. I find this much more intense than the first trope, because it doesn’t matter how little the hero wants to do it, they will always be remembered in history as the hero that was nice, the hero that was a ‘true good person’. And it’s merely the situation, not their true feelings. In a way, it’s like the hero has not really won, because they’re not in control. If the enemy is someone they hated, or if they are not ready or not willing for forgiveness, this fact must kill them inside.

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ATTENTION WRITERS

Google BetaBooks. Do it now. It’s the best damn thing EVER.

You just upload your manuscript, write out some questions for your beta readers to answer in each chapter, and invite readers to check out your book!

It’s SO easy!

You can even track your readers! It tells you when they last read, and what chapter they read!

Your beta readers can even highlight and react to the text!!!

There’s also this thing where you can search the website for available readers best suited for YOUR book!

Seriously guys, BetaBooks is the most useful website in the whole world when it comes to beta reading, and… IT’S FREE.

HEY! BECAUSE OF OP, THEY CREATED A SPECIAL WELCOME IF YOUR FOUND THEM THRU A TUMBLR WELCOME, ITS A YOUTUBE VIDEO.

They also sent me this; which was super cool

*slams reblog button*

@findingtallahassee holy shit! This is cool!

“Authors retain all rights to works posted on BetaBooks, and can add or remove content at their discretion. BetaBooks makes no claim to any of the work posted on the site.”

Incase anyone was wondering

Omg that’s awesome! Thanks for tagging me!

Thanks for this resource, my dude Writers, check it out!

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Just so you all know

I am working hard to get all my miscellaneous drabbles on tumblr sorted into ficlets for AO3, and I will be updating you later this week with links on where to find things.

It is never the end, after all.

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Come Together is seeking submissions! We’re looking for European comic artists and teams to submit proposals for short 8-16 page smutty stories along our theme “Reunion”. 

What do we want?

  • Diverse erotic stories exploring the theme of “Reunion”. Reunited lovers, old friends, long-time enemies, high school reunions…weird symbiote fucky monsters joining their old hosts… 
  • Comics only, no prose
  • Stories that explore sex/relationships in ways you rarely see in mainstream porn.
  • Submissions especially from women, POC, LGBT+, disabled, and other marginalised creators from all over Europe. 
  • Basically work that shows people from different walks of life… coming together. 

What do I need to be to qualify?

  • Over 18 (duh)
  • Can accept a bank transfer or paypal payment.
  • Be able to finish an 8-16 page smutty comic ready for our anthology Kickstarter launching Spring/Summer 2019.
  • You or one of your team must come from, live in or previously lived in a European country.

What’s the deal?

  • £40 per page rate with potential bonuses with Kickstarter stretch goals. (If you’re a team it’s up to you to split your money yourselves)
  • 5 free comp copies of the book, plus you can buy more at 50% retail to sell yourself.
  • We want exclusive publishing rights for 1 year, then you can do what you want with your story. 
  • Payment after successful funding of the book Kickstarter. If funding is unsuccessful we’ll use digital sales to make sure everyone gets paid instead. 

About the book

  • UK Standard size (198 mm x 129 mm or 7.8x5 inches)
  • Spot colour using similar blue tones through all the stories to make it more cohesive for the readers
  • Stories predominantly in English or understandable for an English reader. While it seems silly to have a European book only in English, that’s the language we’re most experienced marketing to.
  • Length TBC. We want a range of 10-20 artists but it depends on the length of stories submitted. 

Any other questions? Email ComeTogetherAnthology@Gmail.com or ask via tumblr/twitter. 

Submit here: 

Submission deadline: January 10th

come on folks, I know a ton of you would be perfect for this!

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