the 3 bosses u fight before being able to enter the shaving cream aisle

final boss

FIGHT

so my mom bought me new shower gel and i use caress so they have weird names and this one is called ‘tempting whisper’

so i was like what?

Margaritas aren’t girl drinks they’re drinks for everyone.

Is this what the kids are calling big dick energy

*the sound of creaking plastic ball joints behind you*

who’s THERE?!?!

my favorite tweet of all time is the ma’am is your baby unwell one it’s literally s o f u n n y

It’s back

I CANT STOP LAUGHING

this will always be my favorite

The day I don’t reblog this is the day I have lost all sense of humour.

Just in case anyone else was curious.

This is kind of horrifying

holy shit

fucking destroyed

looks like we have a new king

get a load of this

“Jeff Wysaski, an artist based in Los Angeles, printed out some fake Halloween costumes and hung them up around a real costume store.”

sorry I’m shitblogging but holy moly

THE CAT IS OKAY. THE CHILD PICTURED IS EATING A DIFFERENT KIND OF SUSHI.

gapple fcrumble

i find this extremely funny

when in truth these skaters would be laughing at me cause im sitting here wasting away while eating cookies and milk

a gallon of milk but with this kind of cap:

quick suggestion

let me raise you an idea ive been keeping for years, just for this moment

The unholy trinity.