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not to flex but i got the dolly parton vaccine and i feel her power coursing through my veins in this very moment
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All 36 hospitals in Gaza have been destroyed by Israel. ALL 36. DESTROYED.
And Israel has the nerve to claim it doesn't bomb hospitals and is "careful not to target civilians".
Fuck you.
I will never forgive and I will never forget how the world allowed this to happen. If you are silent about this, you are complicit. Keep talking about Gaza!
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No friends. No lover. Only suffer.
I've got a cat, brussel sprouts, and a perfume addiction 🫠
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We need to abolish capitalism so that girls have more time to look at each other's tits
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Anonymous asked:
Your so annoying. . Unfortunately in a kinda sexy way. ...
Oh it's over for you idiot now I'm in your head
not me emailing my favorite perfume brands trying to get them to come out with an orange scent 👀
#mine#phlur#parfum de marly#phlur came out w tangerine boy but apparently the orange scent doesn't last#parfum de marly is coming out with an orange and peach#I emailed sniff and ellis Brooklyn but would much rather have ellis#i have 4 bottles of theirs 😂 raven+apres+2x bee#bee is soso good and why im trying#skylar is okay but just came out with peach so i doubt they would
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This is the FUNNIEST interaction I’ve ever seen in my fucking LIFE I’m cackling oh my god
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Troll KING sass KING kskdnzmzm IMMM
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The replies/tags on this post are fucking GOLD
if anyone wants an update on my life, I just successfully ate a fortune cookie laying on my side in bed without getting crumbs everywhere
*peeks around the corner from tt* we've got porn back?
I just realized a lot of guys have the micro bangs if they're not balding
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It’s called ‘being able to see the corpse’
burning-cathedrals-deactivated2
So if I put you in an L-shaped swimming pool, and you knew there was a corpse around the corner, you'd be fine?
loving the implication that I'm a little animal and you're a scientist putting me into various bodies of water to test my corpse:water ratio tolerance
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tbh if someone just handed me a pressure washer and set me loose in the streets i would go into a trance and just start hosing shit down indiscriminately. it's not a question of how much i could clean, but how long until i get hit by a car and die
super mario sunshine
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ive always hated when a vampire story is trying to distance itself from traditional lore or common perception and the vampire turns up their nose and says "and no. I don't turn into a bat" like they're so offended that you'd even suggest that they could do something so cool. well congratulations you're uncool and boring goodbye
“Can you turn into a bat?”
“God, no, I wish,” sighed the vampire. “That’d be fucking badass.”
#hey it took him a while but he eventually managed it
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in batman 2022 bruce wayne's parents were killed in 2001 he would have been like 10? i think. the black parade was released in 2006 when he would have been ambiguously high school aged and obviously very emo and unpopular. what i'm saying here is that i think battinson heard the lyrics "when i was a young boy my father took me into the city to see a marching band he said son when you grow up will you be the savior of the broken, the beaten, and the damned" and decided to become batman then and there.
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