Hello

This is so awful but I had so much fun making it

Giant anomalocaris who makes all the rules

my family fucked up my life by using spoonerisms interchangeably with their true phrase counterparts since before i was born and now i can’t escape from instinctively saying shit like “im gonna shake a tower”

oh “meeking a smee” made me feel like i was being fucking tazed

theres a lot of people on this website who dont realize their dad is a gnome

choose your fighter

Welcome to watch mojo, and today we’re counting down our top ten dumbest gendered items. 

This is the reverse lesbian version of the “if a man eats desert on a date he’s gay.”

sunshiney characters who adore the mean grumpy character, platonically or romantically, but not DESPITE them being mean as if that isn’t who the other “really” is deep down. they love it. they think the other is the funniest cleverest most delightful person alive

if the sunshiney character doesn’t have to cover their mouth up trying not to laugh at every sharp comment, completely altering how everyone else thinks abt the sunshiney character, then what’s the point

1000% this, people need to stop calling their impulses and random thoughts "intrusive thoughts", they have no fucking clue how debilitating it is to have ocd

where’s our strawberry bunny pokemon named strawbunny

Hi op I was compelled by this thank u

"Epidermis" by Sophie Harris-Taylor

Normality is defined by the images we see all around us, we are led to believe all women have idealised, flawless skin - they don’t. Whether unshown or simply disguised, many women have conditions such as acne, rosacea and eczema and many of these women feel a pressure to hide behind a mask of makeup, covering up what actually makes them unique.

made these in a trance today

dog time AKA the only reason i've been managing not to overwork myself

death of the author except when its funny

exactly what someone who regularly turns into a dog would say

Why the fuck do these people think that people go to work?

robert pattinson, on his consistent lies // david lynch // will wood, on his fake daughter // kurt vonnegut // tumblr user intactics

this is one of my favorite reddit posts of all time

Owner of that cat

Two Finnish gay art icons, Tove Jansson and Tom of Finland; Tove wrote and drew comics about a middle class family getting in both social hijinks and more fantastical scenarios that often center around themes of loneliness and need to break stiff social expectations. Tom drew hardcore pornography

now also in drinkable form

New Crow Time 🐴🐴🐴🐴🐴

I am told this meme is two years old and Smaug has since slipped down to #19.

The thing society as a whole doesn’t understand about nature is that absolutely nothing is just a worm or just a bug or just a plain little fish that does nothing but swim around and eat until it dies. Every single animal has a complicated life and habits. Minnows make nests out of pebbles. Slugs have courtship rituals. Fruit flies have territorial battles and when they can’t get laid they become alcoholics all in those few days that they even exist on earth. Just the functions of the different body parts of a dust mite can fill a lecture and we still don’t completely understand everything about its life habits or its biochemistry.