u can still be thug as hell even if you cry everyday right
Iβm super sleeeepy
how dare you come into my house and disrespect my stuffed animals,
My auntβs cat is very shy and hides when there are guests in her house. She semi-trusts my parents and will at least be in the same room as them. Tonight, my dad made some progress:
Some gay shit shows up on TV
My homophobic mom: It is a shame really. We know there are gay people but they shouldnβt put it on TV like itβs something good.
Me (who is gay as f): YES! DISHONOUR ON THEM! DISHONOUR ON THEIR COW! DISHONOUR!
Then we sit there like:
I love going to Olive Garden to get bred
getting absolutely rawed at the olive garden
sometimes harvest mice sleep in tulips. here are some that will make you happy
thanks. Have a great day
Iβm stupid and bi and itβs all u need to know about me
I hate that bugs donβt take fall damage
How I knock a spider off the ceiling and that shit hit the ground and start running
there are 4 planets in retrograde right now plus a full moon and everyone i know is either off the walls horny, disassociating, or more depressed than usual
Robot cummies
Hey James do you take constructive criticism?
Only on business days
Fine Iβll wait
This post fucking sucks
im like disgustingly kinky and not ashamed but i probably should be