momma AJ

Your impact on other people is bigger than you think. Someone still giggles when they think of that funny thing you said. Someone still smiles when they think of the compliment you gave them. Someone silently admires you. The advice you gave has made a difference for people. The support and love you've offered others has made someone's day. Your input and opinions have made someone think twice. You are not insignificant and forgotten. Your existence makes a positive difference, whether you see it or not.

#that is the most venomous native lizard in north america

so i was compelled to look that up and

A) the most venomous lizard in north america is called the Gila Monster

B) I’m no expert obviously but that boy there sure looks like a Gila Monster

C) from the Gila Monster wikipedia article, here is the funniest doctor that ever lived:

–Dr. Ward, Arizona Graphic, September 23, 1899

ppl are so annoying “you can’t paint ur bedroom pink you’re an adult” i did not spend my entire life waiting to grow up and control my life to paint my bedroom beige

I had a sales woman in furniture store try and tell me not to buy a hot bubblegum pink loveseat because she wanted me to “think about the future”

Bitch, I am thinking about the future. I already got a hot bubblegum pink couch at home and now I need a loveseat to go with it.

when I first bought my house, I announced my decision to paint my bedroom purple. I had wanted a purple bedroom for thirty damn years, you fucking bet I was gonna have one now. My friends decided, for some reason, that I meant what one of them referred to as “14 year old girl purple” (through what’s wrong with the colors a 14 year old girl chooses, I don’t know, even if they’re not what I want as an adult). They didn’t believe me until they saw the color on the actual wall, even thought they helped me pick out paints. My mother, meanwhile, decided to get worried that if I painted my bedroom a “dark purple”, it would be “depressing”. As if, with an entire house to live in, I would spend all my time in the bedroom, which I wanted to be dark because I would be sleeping in there. In the damn dark.

I had like one, maybe two friends who were all like FUCK YEAH YOU PAINT IT WHATEVER COLOR YOU WANT, PURPLE BEDROOMS ARE AWESOME.

But when they actualy saw the finished bedroom, every single one of them was like, “Oh yeah, that’s really pretty.” (Well, the ones who supported me from the beginning were more like WOOHOO.)

And the moral of the story is: Fuck ‘em, please yourself. Either they’ll come around, or you can safely ignore every question of taste they opine about for the rest of time.

This applies to other adulting activities, too. When I was a kid, I decided that I wanted to have a wedding cake made of doughnuts. When I got older, I figured that I would be “mature” about it and get a traditional cake, which the older adults approved of. Now that I’m 25 and facing the possibility of actual marriage in the near future, I’m just like “marriage is a social construct but it comes with tax & insurance benefits, so just give me that goddamn doughnut cake.” If they don’t like it then they don’t have to come to my wedding.

https://xkcd.com/150/

I would like you all to view my office. I’m thirty and my rainbow room is awesome, people can fight me

I’m thirty and my first big furniture purchase was a custom coffin shaped coffee table that opens up and is lined with purple crushed velvet. I would have loved it at 13 and I love it now. Growing up doesn’t mean you have to abandon what makes you happy.

GROWING UP DOESN’T MEAN YOU HAVE TO ABANDON WHAT MAKES YOU HAPPY.

reblog if you hate the current interior design trend of painting everything white with hints of grey or black. ignore if you have no taste

based off of that scene from justice league action

imagine being a poor student who recently moved to gotham on scholarships and you found a place with very cheap rent. the thing is, you’re not sure why. the area isn’t particularly dangerous, at least not more so than any other part of gotham. it’s a nice 12th floor apartment with working air conditioning and even has a “no murders occurred here in the past 6 years” sticker on the flat window. so you quickly snatch it up but it isn’t until you moved in that you realize why it’s so cheap:

it’s batman’s fav hang out spot because his favourite gargoyle is on the roof of the building.

imagine trying to go to sleep cause you have a test in 6 hours but a goth man dressed in leather bat gimp attire is yelling at one of his 200 children or complaining about one of his green coworkers (lantern or arrow or smth, probably both) to SUPERMAN of all people, or making out with one of his villains, or having over a very problematic ex for a verbal sparring, and you’re in bed feeling like you’re listening to your parents break up in the kitchen while your curl up in your room all over again

they failed the test cause all they wrote was “batman had sex on my roof” over and over

Thor wearing the strongest avenger hat to give himself that extra bit of confidence when working out is just perfect.

The hat is available at LoveAndThunder.com 🧢

I am going to need that hat!

Get it HERE

When you ask if you can please do arson

When they tell you no but you’ve already done it

Something I made while dealing with my own stuff and hoping drawing this would pick me up somehow. Maybe it worked.

FT my cat. His name is Mischief

Reblog to give your followers choccy milk

Rb to give your mutuals a baby stoat to gently hold

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jury duty cat

“I think cats should serve on juries” is the natural extension of “I think dogs should vote” and I’m 100% behind this

Humans always like to have nice beds but.... have you considered paper?