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            “You wanna take it down a notch, there, Winchester?” her ass is planted on the breakfast table, only somewhat sterile place in the entire bunker, the way things have been going. There are so many hunters, so many slayers dropping in battle in Lebanon these days that their usually deathly quiet home has started to resemble a field hospital.
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Faith looks down at her leg, wincing when she turns it a bit, trying to gauge exactly where the bleeding’s coming from. If she’s got to rip or cut these brand new jeans, she’s going to track down that fucking wraith and kill the shit out of it — assuming you can kill a wraith. Whatever, she’s gonna try. Starts easing the cuff of her jeans up her calf, being careful to avoid the few glass shards she wasn’t able to pull out with her bare hands, “Where’s Sam? He was right behind me.” @thatslayer

“Yeah yeah. You don’t need anybody, we all got the memo.” Dean says with an amused crinkle at the corners of his eyes. Faith Lehane. Faith Winchester is so god damn stubborn. He takes her ankle in his hand and helps take up the jeans and expose her injury, “When you wanna bust your ass you really go all out, eh?”

Dean parks it on a chair and reaches for pliers to take out the first shard, “Sammy’s got some stitches coming to him but he’s alive and resting up like the big fat baby he is. He’s alive thanks to you.”

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Shit. Sam’s really gotta stop stating his own opinions when they contradict his brother. Dean takes everything so personally but yeah, this one. This one is kinda personal. They’re talking about Buffy and Sam’s pretty sure if the conversation were about Faith, he’d be the one on the wrong side of it. No question.
They have to talk about it, though. Something’s wrong and they can’t fix it if they don’t address everything weird that’s happened in the last two years. That includes Buffy’s miraculous rise from the dead.
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Sam’s exhausted by it. He sighs and runs his hands through his hair while his mind races for a way to get through to his brother, “Well, yeah but… that was a long time ago, Dean. Maybe her idea of heaven’s changed? I mean, maybe she embraced that side of her life? You did.”
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    Castiel’s brow is a little and tense line above his eyes as his attention sways from Sam to Dean and back. No mere mortal could ever understand the volatile mix of adrenaline and guilt that now surges his small, human form as Sam’s version of all that’s happened takes a hold of his imagination for the very worst.
They had thought it a miracle when Buffy clawed her way out of that hell dimension to rejoin their mighty band of small beings with great intentions. All but Cass who seems the only man here to retain his memories and know that every one of them has been thrown into the abyss only to come back, time and time again. She wasn’t even dead. What’s so special about what she’s done? Dean walked right out of Purgatory without any problems, so Buffy’s feat is no, as Faith might say, ‘big whoop’.
Oh, but now! Now there’s plot and a substance to the whole story. That Buffy might have been dead. She might have been in hell. The thought catches in Castiel’s teeth and he bites down on it. He would love to use this for his own gain, to make Buffy look as unworthy of Dean’s affection as Cass believes her to be, in all his jealousy. No, but he’s too smart to play his hand in a way that can blow back on him. He won’t be called petty over her.
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Helpful, though? Cass focuses on the text while the men bicker, looking for something that might help. He finds it and, rather than waiting for lull in the argument, just blurts out, “Could Purgatory be a hell dimension? Buffy was lost trying to close a Hellmouth. If it is, in fact, Purgatory. Dean, it could be so vast and powerful as to have several mouths to that particular hell. I don’t believe she was dead, but I do think she rose. As did Lilah. If this is the start to a prophecy we should work together to find out what comes next.”
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Wait. That's it. Holy shit. Dean figured Cass was gonna blow his lid over it 'cause hell if he doesn't have a damn good reason to. Frickin' brothers. Making Dean stick up for his ex in front of his current. Just when he thinks Cass is about to jump on the Samwagon and throw Buffy under the bus he goes and finds a way to make it all work. He probably wouldn't call it sticking up for Buffy but damned if it's not just as good.

Buffy was in Purgatory but Purgatory's a GEE DEE Hellmouth. Hah! Oh boy, his baby's a bonafide genius. Dean stares long and hard at Castiel before busting a proud grin. Fuck, he's not even thinking when he reaches for the shoulders on that stupid sexy trench coat, "You beautiful bastard." and he's so damn happy he goes and hauls Cass in for a kiss. A real kiss.

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Not even a second goes by and Dean gets hit with real life and the guy making the documentary about this is probably zooming in on Dean's face the second he realizes Sam's still in the room. He pauses barely centimeters from Castiel's lips and winces with his whole body, "Crap. Crap. Crap." he grinds his teeth and squeezes Cass' shoulders. He's gotta talk to Sam alone because he just does and he can't tell if Cass senses he's about to be sent out of the room because he always looks pissed. Who can tell with him. Dean sighs, "Don't look at me like that. I gotta do this alone. Okay? Come on. Get some coffee or, I dunno. Say you gotta hit the john or something. Just gimme five minutes, Dude. Just don't be Cass for five damn minutes, can you do that? Hah?"

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Face Off ||Ry and Dean

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Doing what she did best was a nice turn of events from earlier in the day. While she did find herself enjoying the carnival, she wasn’t a huge fan of places packed with people. So, when she’d left and started back to her car, she was almost happy to see the suspicious figure slipping through the shadows cast as the sun set.
It didn’t take long for her to grab her gun from under the passenger seat, and head off where the figure was going. She walked with her gun at the ready, but still pointed toward the ground and easily shielded by her body. She made sure she was peering around to avoid surprises, and avoiding any passers-by that trickled past. It seemed like maybe her search was fruitless, but finally, she heard the faint scuff of a shoe against pavement. A deep breath in, then let slowly out as she calmed her mind and body. She rounded the corner, aiming her gun at the shadowy figure stalking toward where she now stood. 
“Move any closer, and you’re gonna be sporting a new hole in your face.”

Four damn hours haunting the damn carnival. Four damn hours because Cass wants more responsibility and suddenly he's a researcher. Four damn hours because Dean's stupid frickin' baby can't just leave well enough alone.

Well. Dean's here, the carnival's here. No sign of Bigfoot because of course there's not. He ducks off between two vendor tents to get away from the crowd. Get Cass on the phone and chew him out because that fight's been coming for weeks. Yeah, he hates a tussle like that because it's stretches his resolve but, wow. Man, oh man. The part where they make up is always worth the bullshit.

Dean's shaking his phone, tapping it and flicking it. Holding it up in the air as he tries to get any signal at all out here in the badlands and it just ain't happening, "Come on. Come on, come on..."

He looks relieved when one little bar goes solid white but his attention's caught by the snap of a twig, or maybe it's someone stepping on garbage and all the sudden his triumph's gonna have to be put on hold. Dean puts his phone away and he's gonna go investigate when he's suddenly the mark in someone's aim.

He stops walking but he's not gonna cow to this crap because it's been a shit day and he's not in the mood, "Yeah. I believe ya." he says and starts to walk again. Unless she's crazy she's not gonna shoot him with a bunch of kids around in broad daylight, "You wanna tell me what this is all about or are you just aimin' for the 6 o'clock news? Just a tip, if you're gonna shoot a stranger at a kiddie carnival, you probably oughta do it without the safety on." he gets in close so the gun's almost touching his chest, "Now, you gonna put that thing down or am I gonna take it from you?"

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Drabble: Into the Fire ( welcome, Jedi Collins )

                “I dunno, Sam,” Buffy’s sunny, these days. Lots of yellow, a re-appearance of spring butterflies here and there in her hair. Like she’s trying to use color to pull herself out of whatever funk she’s been in lately. Shades of morning and summer to offset her gloomy demeanor. Her eyes cast down to her half-eaten yogurt, sitting shoulder-to-shoulder with an equally tired, equally glum Caroline who hasn’t taken her eyes off Stefan since he walked into the room. It’s late, somewhere in the midst of twilight that sees these overworked, underpaid Avengers finally up and at ’em. Sitting down to the world’s most depressing breakfast before heading out for nightly patrols.

Buffy sighs without making a sound and doesn’t lift her gaze until she absolutely has to, “I mean, I don’t have context, I’ll grant you — I only faced Katherine once. And I know you guys have history,” which is the nicest way, ever, of saying Sam has a thing about bad girls that gets him into an awful lot of trouble, “It’s just, after everything she’s done. Sam. After everyone she’s hurt…”

         Sam half-smiles, flinches, that annoyed little tick that rears it’s ugly head when someone’s listening, but they’re not hearing him. He’s frazzled, has to get his hair out of his face, so he brushes it back with both hands, “You know, I get it. I do, I get why you’ve got reservations and, you should. Katherine’s done a lot of damage but if we’re saying that makes her damaged goods? That she’s not worth saving? I’m sorry, I just don’t accept that.”

                  That would be catnip to Faith if she hadn’t checked out the minute Katherine’s name was brought up. She’s vaguely aware of what’s going on, and about how much of Sam’s ass will get kicked later on for this weird obsession with a former slice that was, by all accounts, a cheap placeholder for Faith in his life. Right now, though? By the grace of God, it’s none of her business. 

She’s sliding in her earpods, intent on ignoring this all in favor of every Smashing Pumpkins song she’s ever heard, when one of them is suddenly yanked out of her ear. She turns her head a bit, just in time to see Damon plop down on the seat between Ric and herself with a smirk and the most wicked eyebrows you’ve ever seen. 

    He wants something, and it’s distracting to Sam to watch Damon sweep glossy curls off Faith’s neck as a dramatic prelude to whispering something in her ear, cheek to cheek, that tickles her enough to crack a pirate grin across her face — distracting, but not for the reason you’re thinking. Damon’s too touchy-feely. Especially here lately, walking around cocooned in the glow of eternal honeymoon. Pulling a Joe Biden with anyone who doesn’t flinch. It’s just how he is and they all know he doesn’t mean anything by it. Ric doesn’t even look up from his book for anything but a bite of his sandwich. He doesn’t really need to. For all their bullshit, there’s a trust building there that’s a beautiful thing to behold — or, it would be, if anyone noticed. So long as Damon’s not leering at Sam, Ric can deal.

Sam’s still not happy, about to lay the whole situation out because Buffy’s about as wrong as you get without being Bizarro Superman. When someone finally busts in, it’s Dean. Both elbows on the giant table, forehead in his hands. Frustrated by a replay of fluffy-headed nonsense from the original Ruby Apologist, “Alright, alright, alright,” he uses his patented shushing hand to quiet his brother before he can do more damage, eyes still shut for another blissful moment before he’s got to join the conversation, “Look, Dude. I get you have some fond memories there, who wouldn’t? But Buffy’s right. What’s Katherine ever done but go full-on Cujo on us? Huh? No. No, Sammy, we got our own problems now. Long as she doesn’t go floatin’ around, making noise, we got no reason to cross her path, but fat-ass chance of her staying quiet.”

                   Sam’s complaint catches in his throat and he’s on his feet, pacing away towards the telescope with both fists in his hair. He sighs, turns back to the group and tries not to look like a toddler with his arms folded, “Fine. You’re right, she’s not trustworthy… and I’m not saying she is but she came to me for help. I think. Maybe she just needs to feel like she can come to us if she’s in trouble?”

Caroline sighs, obviously tired. Of the conversation, mostly. She definitely got more sleep when she was human. Her cheek’s resting hard on the edge of her balled-up fist and when she speaks, it’s weakly through a set jaw, “Okay. I don’t love it, but if you think she’s being genuine? We trust your judgement.” she glances around the rest of the group, hoping for some show of support to put an end to a conversation she doesn’t really want to be having, “Don’t we?”

      The room falls almost silent at that, no one really wanting to be the first to agree that Katherine Pierce should get the benefit of any doubt. What sounds there are seem nervous. The squeak of the cloth against Giles already clean glasses. Dean loudly clearing his throat. A ‘since when’ look on Castiel’s face that’s almost audible. Sam’s pissy, “Yeah.” is the cherry on top of the silence. He’s not getting anywhere with this group, and he knows it.

               “Never fear,” if there’s one thing Xander Harris is good at, it’s putting himself in a situation that might end in a kicking of his ass. It’s a good thing the group in front of him is used to crappy surprises, because in other circumstances? Announcing his presence like a jump scare to a group of tired, jittery superheroes might have ended badly. As it is, the tension and exhaustion is obvious as he makes his way into the middle of the War Room with a clearly unwanted junior Slayer and a pretty little red-headed thing no one’s ever seen before,  “Xander’s…” he’s barely acknowledged. He slows, looks around at a crowd that’s definitely not happy to see them, “… here?” then glances back at his posse with an uninspired, sarcastic shrug, “And you guys were worried we were interrupting something.”

Kennedy, who looks less than enthusiastic to be part of an entourage lead by Xander Harris, shoots the room a look and puts one hand on her hip and a friendly arm around the new girl’s shoulders, “See, Jedi? I told you the Men of Letters were total adults,” it’s sarcasm, but at least it’s a chipper sarcasm.

          If confusion could manifest as a person, it would be the new girl in the room. With her huge, innocent eyes and miles of ginger mane, Jedi definitely stands out in the crowd of exhausted hunters. She’s taking things in as calmly as she can, but being in the Men of Letters bunker, for someone with a heightened olfactory sense, is like being in a candle shop. A gross, disgusting candle shop that sells trash-scented candles. It’s sensory overload for someone not used to it. The Slayers smell human, mostly. Like a fight, the dirt in a wet cemetery all being masked by expensive perfume and cigarettes. The hunters, more like booze and gunpowder — all familiar to her. 

                       What’s not familiar? There are corpses in this room. They walk, they talk. They spend too much time on their hair. The group’s vampire-to-everyone-else ratio is actually ridiculously high, and if it weren’t for the fact that there were more than one species of vampire in this room, they’d be easy to pick out just from the scent.

        And there’s a demon in there. Sulfur, whiskey and fear. At least one, but demons aren’t something Jedi’s run into, much, and pinpointing exactly what that scent is will likely keep her up, tonight. Xander glances back at her, “You okay, Jed?” she nods, and he goes back to addressing the group, “I’m gonna go out on a limb and say this isn’t great timing, but we kinda have a fire to put out, here.”

                       If Damon smells a werewolf, he’s not saying anything. Just finds a way to sit closer to Ric and gently elbow his ribs to get him into the game. It works, and when Ric looks up he finds that Caroline and Stefan are sharing a concerned glance, one that makes it’s way towards Dalaric. The vampires look to Angel, standing as far off from the group as he physically can manage without technically being in another room. There seems to be a consensus among the undead — vampires and werewolves aren’t a great mix on a good day, but with everything going on with Katherine and the Hellmouth, now’s not really the time for a strange wolf in the mix.

           Dean closes his eyes, pinches the bridge of his nose and winces as Sam tosses him a beer from the other side of the table. He catches it in mid-air, twists it open and motions with it to the newbies in the group, “Who the hell gave him a key?” not that Dean has an issue with Xander, besides hating his guts, but lately it’s starting to feel like they’re running a hotel for the Shadow World.

                      Heavily, Sam takes the empty seat beside Faith and absently drapes an arm across her back, coupling easily in a way that makes Dean’s stomach turn. She’s not even paying attention, reacts by resting comfortably back against him and finally opening her mouth on the subject, “What are you guys even doing here, anyway? Don’t take this the wrong way, but if you’re lookin’ to get a room for the night? We’re all booked up on crazy, here.”

         “See? I told you this was a waste of time – ” Kennedy starts, but Xander’s not having it.

        “Look,” he interrupts, folding his arms, “I’m getting we walked into a hornet’s nest, here, but we’ve pretty much got bad coming out the wah-zoo. As the Undead Americans probably already figured out, Jedi’s a werewolf. Thing is, she’s trying to outrun a bigger wolf and we need a place to lay low while we figure out how to take him on.”

                         Jedi’s attention is taken by Kennedy, who’s still leaning on her, arm around her like they’re friends. If Kennedy seems too calm, it’s because she is. This doesn’t affect her like it affects everyone else and, frankly, she thinks she should get brownie points for bothering to show up. Kennedy rolls her eyes, looks from Dean to Sam, “I seem to remember someone telling us if we ever needed help?”

         “Yeah,” Dean’s the one who responds, pushing out of his chair and making his way towards Xander’s group. He’s looking down his nose at them, literally. Chest puffed out. Fucking werewolf. He knew he didn’t like the smell of this whole thing, “Well, that means the Slayers, Buddy. Not you, and not just any old rando demon off the street. How do we know this thing’s even house broken?”

“She’s not a ‘thing‘.” as if Dean doesn’t infuriate Xander on the regular, as it is, “Hey, she’s innocent, okay? She needs help. We do still help people, right?”

                        “Right,” it’s back to Dean, standing taller in his boots. Shoulders back, in no mood, “People. We help people, Harris. Oh man, do you ever have bad timing.”

          “We just lost people,” Buffy slowly makes her way towards the group, Caroline and Willow not far behind. She crosses her arms stiffly and glances over at Willow before continuing, “A Slayer. A couple of hunters. It was wolves, Xand. We were ambushed. I- I know she had nothing to do with it, but this? It’s just a little hard to take right now.”

“I mean, we wanna help?” when Willow finally speaks, there’s a weakness to it. The weight of that loss on her heart is audible in her voice, “We will help, just…”

     Sam takes his time standing, prompting Faith with him. It takes them both a few long moments to crowd around the newcomers, shoulder to shoulder. He sighs, “She’s right, we’ll help if we can but Xand, we’re at war right now. I mean, another Hellmouth went active just three hours from here and KC’s rumbling. Now the Clave is pushing us to put up the Lightwoods for a couple of weeks to learn how to control dimensional disruption because Brooklyn’s a full-blown Hellmouth. It’ll be a tight squeeze, but we’ll do what we can do. We just need to be sure having her here’s not putting everyone else in danger.”

                “Dude,” Dean sighs it out, “We’re not set up to deal with a werewolf here, okay? Full moon in three days, Sammy! Use your head. You really wanna risk that thing tearing into somebody, huh? Having to put it down?”

     She.” Xander’s about in Dean’s face, now. He knows. He knows what’ll happen to him if he throws a punch, but he’s not thinking straight, “Not ‘it’, she and she’s got a name. Jedi.”

                 Dean sneers, starts advancing on Xander in a way menacing enough that Jedi finally wrestles herself away from Kennedy and practically lunges at Dean, baring human teeth the way you’d expect a wolf to bare theirs. Surprisingly, it’s Faith who slides between the wolf and her brother-in-law, takes one of Jed’s shoulders and spins her back into Xander so hard it almost topples them both, “Whoa! Watch it, Jojo! Anybody’s gonna tear his throat out? Gonna be me.” Faith starts to step back, cautiously, reclaim her place beside Sam like it’s her birthright or something, “You best leash that dog, Harris. Somebody’s gonna get hurt.”

        For Jedi, though, it’s not over and as soon as she gets her balance again, she’s headed for Dean. Slow, angry. Out to protect the man who saved her life. Dean’s calm about it, when he reaches for his gun. It’s almost casual if there is such a thing. Before she’s anywhere near him, he raises the weapon, aims it and squeezes off a round – grazes her cheek, “Warning shot, Mama. Next time I don’t miss.” he up-nods in her direction, “Back off, Bitch.”

                       When the bullet whizzes by, Jedi’s head turns with it. She snaps back, slow and angry, glaring at Dean. She’s bleeding. Long, thin cut on her cheekbone. And her eyes, usually that pale, grey-blue that nobody seems to notice but Xander? Are steeled, angry wolf eyes glowing an intense punch of blue that startles the group and makes everyone take a step back, “I will rip your testicles off,” and there’s a pause, a long beat before Jedi sneers, echoing Dean, “Bitch.” Her claws are out, and that’s werewolf speak for ‘put up or shut up’.

Except, no one’s listening to that warning. Definitely not heeding it because everyone in the room packing heat has their weapon out, sight trained on the new girl.

        Sam reaches out to gently touch the back of Faith’s arm like it might calm her down, gun still aimed in the other. He’s about to say something that’ll probably make this a thousand times worse, when Ric pushes through the group and gets between Dean’s gun and Jedi. He puts his hands up, reality suddenly dawning on him and forcing him to realize that Dean might actually shoot him. As if on cue, Damon slithers in between Ric and Dean with a smirk on his face that’s begging his least favorite Winchester to give him a reason to vamp out. Alaric sighs, rests his hand on Damon’s shoulder in hopes of calming the situation, and addresses the crowd, “Okay! Okay, everybody just calm down. She came to us for help. We’ve got food and we’ve got rooms. If someone pulls their trigger, this won’t end well. No one needs to die tonight.”

                  It’s tense, though. The standoff drags on for another long few seconds until Dean grunts and lowers his gun, a cue for the rest of the group to do the same. Alaric’s clearly relieved, lets out a breath he’d been holding in as Dean stalks off, angrily exiting the room and hell bound for the kitchen.

              While the room cools down, Willow tries to smile at Xander, “Well, at least nobody got shot this time? I mean, that’s progress?

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we’re so lost ( in your eyes )

Yeah. Perfect. Exactly the way Sam should’ve known it would go, and it always goes that way. Sam pours out his soul to Dean, and Dean spits a booger on it. How many times has that happened and he still falls for it? Fucked up, but Sam doesn’t even think Dean realizes he’s doing it. Not that it makes him feel any better.
So. He’s sulking. Like, yeah, Sam Winchester is full-on sulking in the passenger seat. All he wants in life is to get home to his wife who, ok she also makes fun of his taste in music, but at least she sleeps with him so it sort of balances out.
Oh yeah? Now we’re back on the case? Sam grinds his teeth as he reaches for the wheel and wrenches it to the right for a change and that sends the Impala right into the school parking lot. Screw Dean and screw this stupid case.

Didn't fucking see that coming! Dean hits the breaks and voila. Sam's found the damn school. Well, whooopty friggin' doo. He gives Sam side eye. His bitchy little bro poutin' like a champ. Oh man, he's glaring a hole through all that hair.

He sneers at Sam, "You... think you're so smart."

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we’re so lost ( in your eyes )

“Oh wow, right?” and that’s the first thing Dean’s said that Sam can really get passionate about. Debbie got him through a lot growing up. Even through hunting, when he’s down. When he’s feeling his feelings. She speaks to his soul in ways most singers can’t and she just… there’s something so pure about her music.
Sam didn’t realize he and Dean were on the same page, though? Maybe this is something they can bond over? A shared love of this amazing woman who so effortlessly put into words the angst and pain in his heart and the deep, eternal love he feels for his soul mate.
Yes. This is it. Sam can finally admit this and not be ashamed. He’s so sincere, pouring his heart out and allowing himself to be vulnerable when he agrees, “Thank God for Debbie. I mean, who doesn’t know what it’s like to get lost in someone’s eyes, right?”

Dean's quiet as crap for a long time. He keeps looking at Sam and then back at the road like he just realized his brother's a damn nutcase. Oh, the build up to this one, "Not Debbie Gibson! Debbie Harry! Debbie Harry, Sam."

He has to breath in and out and scrub his palm over his face, "I'm just gonna pretend you didn't say that. You didn't say it." Oh man. Oh-hoh man, Sam is so damn weird sometimes. He wishes he could blame this on Faith but he can't. His baby bro's got the worst taste in music. Period. Always has.

"Awright," he announces like that's how you pivot away from an uncomfortable subject, "The school's got a steeple like a church. See any steeples? Man, see anything at all? I tell ya, I don’t think this school exists, Sammy. We would’ve seen it by now."

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we’re so lost ( in your eyes )

“Aaand, there goes the Shell again. Dean,” Sam sighs with frustration, “Can you just… I mean, try maybe taking a right? Or, how about we just pull into the station. We can go in, get a map and some coffee.” Or a salad. Ugh, that’s what he wants. With tomatoes. He almost feels like waving goodbye to the Shell as they pass it, knowing he’ll see it again in three minutes because Dean’s abso-fucking-lutely lost.
They’re going in circles. Yeah, this is stupid and Dean knows it’s stupid but he’s just gonna keep driving in a giant square all night to prove a point. Just like Dad, and Sam’s not here for it. He would much rather be in bed with his wife right now and that slinky black thing she got in Denver. It’s such full on shit that he hasn’t even seen her in that yet, let alone ripped it off of her, because Dean’s suddenly got a thing for quality family time. The only thing Sam can figure is that he must be in the dog house with Cass.
Sam’s nose bunches and he looks over at Dean like he just suggested a three-way with Crowley, “Tawny.. like in. Tawny Kitaen? Dean, she’s never made any music. She’s Whitesnake’s girlfriend, all she did was roll around on the hood of a car. It totally doesn’t count.”

"Sam." Dean warns his brother with his best dad voice and takes one more left, because screw Sam and screw his stink eye. Now Dean's seeing the Shell again but he'll be damned if he gives in now, "Drop it. I told you, we don't need a map. I know exactly where we are, awright? Okay? We're zeroing in on our destination. Making tighter and tighter circles."

Tawny Kitaen. Ah, crap, that's right. She just rolled around on the hood of that car but, oh boy, was that enough to put her in Dean's rock n' roll hall of fame. Why don't they make women like that anymore?

Dean scratches his stubble and looks thoughtfully out at the road ahead of them, "Damn. Hate to admit it but I guess all our music was guy music." That's actually kinda fucked up. He scowls at the thought for a second then drops it, sighing out the biggest sigh, "Thank God for Debbie, eh?"

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