UM WE FORGOT THE OTHER TWO

tumblr when a new pathetic man drops

Unmute !

Oh my goodness, that's a lot of opinions.

Rolling AND crispy meows.

Oh she thinks she’s the plusherrrrr

AAAAAAH HOW DID SHE DO THAT

is a man not entitled to the sweat dripping down his own balls?

‘No!’ Says Lil Jon, ‘it belongs to the window.’

‘No!’ Say the Ying Yang Twins, ‘it belongs to the wall.’

SHE THINKS HER LAUGH IS A SONG SO SHE SINGS BACK

How can simething so beatifully rotund exist by natural means

He just a circle :3

Robins are the most wonderful little balls

if you told vin diesel fast and the furious you were gay he'd be like "Some people like driving stick…some people like driving automatic…what matters is you cross the finish line.." and then he'd rev up a dodge challenger and drive through a building and kill 16 people

he literally did in the fourth one when he's asked if he likes cars more than women

If you asked if he was cool with trans people, he'd probably say "sometimes, aftermarket parts are the only way to get the vehicle you really want. Everyone should have the right to hot rod."

Realized I have a naked rat and a small piano

Here's Harry banging out the tunes, April 13th 2023

Neil Banged out his tunes today, on a train you have the comfort and relaxation to bang out your own tunes

No

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"I guess I would scream too if I knew a God could hear me" is too much of a raw line to come from a tik tok about a cat

vibes tbh

#the shitpost calligrapher is still alive??#tbh I thought they deactivated a while ago

WHY DOES EVERYONE THINK IM DEAD IM JUST ON HOLIDAY I *HAVE* INTERNET!!!

#sometimes i can still hear their voice

et tu my beloved roommate and friend

ET TU?????

someone teach me how to draw bears

Like this

i am a gay man unfortunately. this is still very sweet

this technique will work regardless of sexuality, don’t worry

The plague doctor covering me in leeches

I love social media