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I've got 31 flavors to make you a believer baby

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Tara-24-Aquarius-INFP
I saw the light, but all it saw was my phlegm
can’t believe how strange it is to be anything at all
terfs/MAPs/incels/republicans don’t interact
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The person who first discovered that coconut could be eaten must have experienced depths of hunger many will never know.

They prolly just saw some other animal doin it my man

you mean like the coconut crab, which naturally feeds on coconuts by breaking htem open with large claws? 

Coconut crab: I sneep. I break ze coconut. I eat ze coconut.

Some dude:

K but have y’all seen what coconut crabs look like cause

Jesus Christ

Coconut Crab: I eat ze coconut
Some dude: cool, cool, got that
Coconut crab: zen I eat ze human
Some dude:
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Find someone who looks at you like this clouded leopard looks at its keeper <3

All I can think about is how of all extant feline species, clouded leopards are the closest, morphologically speaking, to saber/dirk-toothed cats, having canines around 23% as long as their head and a maximum gape of almost 90°.

She is cuddling a toy sabertooth, letting its tail slide through her fingers, staring into its face, and it is looking back at her with total adoration.

What an incredible picture, and what an incredible experience this must have been.

amazing.

THAT’S THE STUFF

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nobody cares nobody cares

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with his flesh abroad, he wakes. on its return, he slumbers again.

the pain of departure pulls him from his dreams, his nightmares, his vast and unspeakable visions of beyond. god bless the back of the beast, for it is all that keeps us from his terrible awareness.

this is post is definitely part of something far darker than we will ever be able to comprehend

This is what the liberal media does NOT want you to see folks

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