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Pressure’s What You Make Of It

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brakingpoint

i love how whenever a young driver joins the grid these days the broadcast team bring out the ageist alonso factoids

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alexalblondo

Valtteri, who has been so open about his mental health struggles and seeing a therapist, saying he sees a real man looking in the mirror

Valtteri, who’s had an ED, being so comfortable with his body and showing it off and being happy and proud of his looks

Valtteri having healed so much

A bitch may cry

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idkduude

Ferrari is literally a retirement home for ex-wdc winners.

Why do they all go to die there? Have you seen the state of that team?

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keepthedelta

manifesting chaos in the 2024 f1 season

  • nico hulkenberg finally slays his white whale and drags the haas flintstones car onto the podium only for the car to be disqualified for a technical breach
  • in the spirit of their ancestors alpine attemps crashgate 2.0 only they’re so shit they fail even at that. everyone knows what they tried to do but because they failed the fia turns a blind eye out of pity
  • jenson button misses a dose of xanax before presenting alongside danica patrick and finally tells her to shut up on live television
  • lando finally wins a race and is so delighted that he won’t let go of his trophy, even to attend the traditional english stag do of some rich dickhead he went to school with. lando passes out three sambucas into the night at which point his trophy is stolen and all of his facial hair (including eyebrows) is shaved off. the fia charges him for the replacement
  • king charles dies just before silverstone and george drives his car directly into the barriers out of respect
  • sharl breaks up with whatever brunette clone he’s dating in order to focus more on racing. two weeks later he releases a classical piano track about heartbreak and longing and confirms that it’s about the sf-24. three days after that he confirms his relationship with a woman who is practically identical to the previous girlfriend (possibly her sister, possibly just a clone)
  • john elkann goes full fatal attraction on lewis and shows up in his house in a silk robe, with a trail of rose petals that he’s had ethically dyed purple just for lewis
  • babygate hits f1 again as carlos is rumoured to be expecting another baby. he insists that it is not him as he is still a virgin
  • fernando alonso announces that he has found religion. three months later he submits planning permission to add a sculpture to the outside of oviedo’s cathedral of the holy saviour which is in turn renamed the cathedral of the holy saviour, san fernando
  • a williams sponsor pulls out so to make up the shortfall james vowles voices the audiobooks of several erotic novels
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scuderlia

it’s 2025. your name is lewis hamilton and you’ve just landed in Maranello. it’s late. you’re hungry. there’s red everywhere. you call your new teammate and ask if he knows any good vegan spots in the city. he hangs up, materializes in front of you like the Archangel Gabriel, and throws a plate of carbonara in your face.

via ‘EPCC | La carbonara a ca**o di cane con Charles Leclerc’ on YouTube
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amgroscoe

roscoe's about to be put to work roaming around brackley and brixworth with a note 'comes to ferraris with mes and dads' attached to his collar

you can stop lewis but you can't stop his son

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