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“How much longer do you think we’ll be here?” “Thanks for scaring away my company and drenching my workplace in brains.” “Sorry about that time I turned you into a frog.” “How was I supposed to know? Can’t see into the future. I’m not a witch.” “Let me explain something. My hair is not to be meddled with.“ “Are you a fighter? Or are you food?“ “Kneel before me… and rise into the ranks of my great conquest.” “Whoever you are… whatever you’ve done, surrender now! Or we will show you no mercy.” “Whoever I am? Did you listen to a word I said? This is your last warning!” “Oh, I’ve missed this. Still, it’s a shame. Good soldiers dying for nothing… all because they couldn't see the future.” “What do I always say? ‘She is the…’ And it starts with a ‘B.’” “Just wait a damn minute. I’m not for sale.“ “You’re officially pardoned. From life.” “What happened to my manners? I haven’t properly introduced myself. Come on. Uh, follow me.” “We’re not friends and I don't give a shit about your games.” “What do you mean, what am I doing?” “Now, listen to that. He’s threatening me. Hey, Sparkles, here’s the deal.” “Allow me to introduce myself. My name is [name]. I’m kind of like the leader in here.” “I’m made of rocks, as you can see. But don’t let that intimidate you. You don’t need to be afraid unless you’re made of scissors.“ “Ah, well, I tried to start a revolution, but didn’t print enough pamphlets. So hardly anyone turned up, except for my mum and her boyfriend, who I hate. As punishment, I was forced to be in here and become a gladiator.” “I’m actually organizing another revolution. I don’t know if you’d be interested in something like that.“ “No, nothing makes sense here, man. The only thing that does make sense is that nothing makes sense.” “Yes, I am. Gonna fight him, win, and get the hell out of this place.” “Most of the stuff in here is fake. Or weak.“ “Want to see what true power really looks like?” “Hurts, doesn’t it? Being lied to. Being told you’re one thing and then learning it’s all a fiction.” “You didn’t think I’d really come and see you, did you? This place is disgusting.“ “Does this mean you don’t want my help?” “You don’t stand a chance. Do you understand what I’m saying to you?” “(SCOFFS) Fine. I guess I’ll just have to go do it alone. Like I’ve always done.” “Piss off, ghost!“ “Sounds like you had a pretty special and intimate relationship with this hammer… and that losing it was almost comparable to losing a loved one.” “Do not zap me with that thing. I just wanna talk.” “There’s nothing wrong with women, of course. I love women. Sometimes a little too much. Not in a creepy way, just more of a respectful appreciation.” “No one escapes this place. So you’re gonna die anyway.” “Now, don’t you move. My hands ain’t as steady as they used to be.”  “Hey! We know each other. He’s a friend from work.” “Where have you been? Everybody thought you were dead.” “[Name], we’re friends. This is crazy. I don’t want to hurt you!” “This is what friends do. They support each other.” “I’m not sad, you idiot. I’m pissed off!“ “You just can’t go around throwing shields at people. Could have killed me.” “I know. We’re the same, you and I. We’re just a couple of hot-headed fools.” “You’re so thick-headed that you can’t tell… when someone’s hiding all the way across the universe and wants to be left alone.” “All right. Here’s the deal. I’ll listen to you… till this is empty. Finished. Bye.” “I’m putting together a team. It’s me, you, and the big guy.” “I only survived because…“ “This isn't about the crown. This is about the people. They’re dying and they’re your people, too.” “You know, go ahead. Stay here and keep drinking, keep hiding. But me… I choose to run toward my problems and not away from them. Because that’s what… Because that’s what heroes do.” “Quite a lot’s happened. You and I had a fight recently. I won. Easily.” “You know what? I woke up this morning thinking about a public execution. But for now, I’ll settle for this sweet little…“ “It’s just a planet. You've been on a planet before. Now you’ve been on two. That’s a good thing. It’s a new experience.” “You and I, we have to fight this really powerful being… who also happens to be my sister.” “Okay, that is so wrong on so many… I don’t wanna fight your sister. That’s a family issue.” “I’m not fighting any more beings. I’m sick of it.” “Fine, you don’t have to fight anyone. But we’re in danger here, so we have to move.” “What are those things on her eyes? Are those the people that she’s killed? She’s so beautiful and strong and courageous.” “I don’t plan to stop drinking.” “I can’t turn away anymore… so if I’m gonna die… well, it may as well be driving my sword through the heart of that murderous hag.” “So, I’m saying that I wanna be on the team. Has it got a name?“ “We need one with cup holders, because we’re gonna die. So, drinks!” “Do I know you? I feel like I know you.” “Open communication was never our family’s forte.” “[Name] I thought the world of you. I thought we were gonna fight side by side forever. But at the end of the day, you’re you and I’m me. I don’t know, maybe there’s still good in you. But let’s be honest, our paths diverged a long time ago.” “It’s probably for the best that we never see each other again.” “I know I’ve betrayed you many times before… but this time it’s truly nothing personal.” “[Name]. You’re still alive. I love what you’ve done with the place. Redecorating, I see.” “I’ll get that sword… even if I have to kill every single one of them to do it.” “Your savior is here. Did you miss me?“ “I hate this prophecy.“ “[Name], stop. Just for once in your life, don’t smash.” “Maybe you’re not so bad after all, [Name].” “I just gotta say, I’m proud of you all. This revolution has been a huge success. Yay, us!”

Bleeeeeeeh, I’m still not entirely happy with this but I’m also really done looking at it. Whatever.