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NoBear, 27 ||Russia|| Current location: Lazy Town fandom. I photoshop things. Because i can.
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Твоя Гуль АУ по Леньтяеву просто " *chief's kiss*. Также, что Девятый хотел сделать/сделал с Робби?

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Хаха, это было так давно что я даже уже и не вспомню. 🤣 скорее всего под прикрытием допроса просто насильничал его после нескольких раз Робби не выдержал и заколол его иголкой.

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roll1uptwice

OH. MY. GOD.

THIS IS BRILLIANT!!

I’ve been looking everywhere for this 😭😭😭😭

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Everything is great about this:

- it’s fun to watch

- different body types

- actual good clothes every one could wear on regular basis

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Is Russia even real

I think it is necessary for me to transcribe what she’s saying because it is EXACTLY how I babytalk to my cat:

“Oh Stepa! So little – little Stepa! My little kiss, where’s my little kiss?? Where are my little fingers? Where are my little legs? Where are my little paws? Stepa!” *shakes his paw* “Say hello! Hello my little one! Hello!” *lies down on him* “Oh how nice, how warm. Good boy…”

to be clear, this bear is named the russian equivalent of “steve”

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I think it’s THAT bear-actor 🤔

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i wanted to pinpoint why he’s sexy but then washiho’s design is just really fucking horny overall

im gonna drag you all down with me

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*in gigguk voise* HelLo Daddy!

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Horrible MDZS “Facts”

The last time Wei WuXian touched Suibian and was able to use it, he gave it to Wen Chao.  The next time he touched it he couldn’t and Wen Chao was stabbing him with it.

The 1,000 new rules in Gusu when Wei WuXian returns were mostly because of him and Lan Wangji.  Various banning of Demonic Cultivation techniques and associating with people who use it.

Jin ZiXuan wanted to love Wei WuXian and Jiang Cheng the way the Jiang Yanli did, not just for her, but for himself too because real, intimate family was a wish he always had.  He died trying to achieve it.

When Jiang Yanli watched her husband walk away from her for the last time, she had full confidence he would come back.

Wei WuXian broke a lot of bones and organs when he hit the ground after being thrown into the Burial Mounds.  That’s why he couldn’t escape.

Jiang Cheng had to rip down the Wen flags on Lotus Pier alone.  Wei WuXian was stalking the Wens with Demonic Cultivation and Jiang Yanli was being kept with the healers away from the front lines when Wen Chao left Lotus Pier fleeing Wei WuXian.

Jiang Cheng spent the night after the Burial Mounds siege deciding if he should put a tablet for Wei WuXian in the Jiang ancestral hall, then decided not to because “he’s going to come back.”

Lan XiChen decided to help kill the man he knew was the love of his brother’s life.  He kept him in the dark to keep him from dying defending him, then took responsibility and told Lan Wangji when they returned the Wei WuXian was dead.

For 13 years, Lan Wangji and Jiang Cheng paused beside the shop that sells Emperor’s Smile, but one went in sometimes and the other never did.

For 13 years, Jiang Cheng was the only person that could spot every difference between how Lotus Pier had been and the way it was now.

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lianhuawu

The day Jiang Yanli left the Yunmeng Jiang sect to travel to the Meishan Yu Sect was the last time she would ever see her sect and her parents again.

Wei WuXian’s fear of dogs proves he still has memories of being an orphan on the streets, meaning he probably remembers waking up the morning after the night hunt and waiting and waiting and waiting for parents who never came back.

Jin Ling does not have even one memory of his parents.

Madam Jin lost her best friend, her son, then her daughter in law, and then her husband, and basically had nearly everyone she ever called family die.

Its canon that Jin Ling didnt have many friends before meeting Sizhui, Jingyi, Zizhen and the other Yi City kids. Meaning his whole life he was shuttled between Yunmeng and Lanling, two places where he was lonely and ostracised by his peers, and where knew there was no one but one of his uncles waiting for him to arrive.

Wen Ning was a pacifist who became a weapon.

Jin Zixuan and Jiang Yanli had less than 5 years together.

Xiao Xingchen was actually happy living a quiet little life in the woods with A-Qing and Xue Yang. To him, it must have felt as if he had finally found peace.

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oh god why?! T_T

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Sorry pals and gals I accidentally send all of you some post about hannibal. I’m really sorry and because I don’t know a thing about how tumbl works I can’t take it back. Please forgive me.

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duckhymn

Hello❤ Thank you all again so much for the previous feedback and suggestions. I have launched my Patreon (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧. 

I will be posting Comic WIPs, sketches and some times ramble on about games. ( Oh! also currently I am still testing live stream either through youtube or through picarto, but I will add it as soon as its set.) again, Thank you for all the support! 

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duckhymn

Happy soon to be 2018!! New Year WOOHOO❤ヾ(○´▽`○)ノ

I just want to say thank you THANK YOU ALL for the past year. My 2 comics wouldn’t happen without your support, feedback, comment, reblog and like. And not to mention, there are countless times where I feel low but then was cheered up by messages that pop into my inbox. I received so much kindness this year and there are so many things I am so so thankful for. So I thought it is a good time to give back. GIVE AWAY TIME!! (≧▽≦) *throw confetti*

ANIMAL COURT Giveaway [ Open internationally ] I will be giving away 2 sets of  Animal Court comic book. 

The Set includes: ✚ 1 X 44 Pages of animal court Vol. 1 comic with touch up and additional contents. This book contains chapter 1-10.( Printed and binded by me. I used the saddle stitch binding method with string so you can lay the book flat❤)

✚ 1 X 10 Pages of Animal Court human AU sketch book. Some of it is already published here and on tapas. But there is additional stuff in there as well.

✚ 1 X Character sticker set. Currently include Wolf, Fox, Piggy and Goose Prince

Rule ✚ Giveaway ends January 20 at 11:59 CST ( UTC/GMT+8 hours)   ✚ Must be following me ( duckhymn ) ✚ Both Like and reblog counts, you can reblog more than once ✚ The winners will be picked by random number generator

I will be hosting another SOPHIA AND FREDERICK GIVEAWAY in Feb/March 2018, so please look forward to that :D!  Lastly If you have any questions feel free to ask me! Thank you all again❤

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eccecorinna
for those not in the know, night witches were russian lady bombers who bombed the shit out of german lines in WW2. Thing is though, they had the oldest, noisiest, crappest planes in the entire world. The engines used to conk out halfway through their missions, so they had to climb out on the wings mid flight to restart the props. the planes were also so noisy that to stop germans from hearing them combing and starting up their anti aircraft guns, they’d climb up to a certain height, coast down to german positions, drop their bombs, restart their engines in midair, and get the fuck out of dodge.
their leader flew over 200 missions and was never captured.

how the fuck is this not taught in every single history class ever

pilots (◡‿◡✿) 

girl pilots (◕‿◕✿)

girl pilots killing nazis ✧・゚: *✧・゚:* \(◕ヮ◕✿)/ *:・゚✧*:・゚✧

But, remember, women never did anything in history.

This is laughably incorrect.

Fact 1: Although technologically obsolete as of WWII, the Polikarpov Po-2 “Kukuruznik” biplanes flown by the 588th Night Bomber Regiment were in no way ” the oldest, noisiest, crappest planes in the entire world.” The Po-2 was first flown in 1929 and remained in production until 1953 due to its low cost and extreme reliability. It is, in fact, the second most produced aircraft in history, and the most produced biplane in history. The night bombers flew brand new, specially modified Po-2s fitted with bomb racks and machine guns.

Fact 2: The Po-2 was extremely quiet; Germans nicknamed it the Nähmaschine (“sewing machine”) due to the muted rattling sound its tiny little 99-horsepower radial engine made. The night bombers would fly these quiet little planes just a few meters off the ground, then climb to higher altitude, cut the engine, and glide to the attack point so that the Germans would have no warning of an incoming attack other than wind whistling through the wing bracing-wires. It wasn’t because the engines were unreliable, it was a planned attack pattern.

Fact 3: Saying “their leader flew over 200 missions” is both inaccurate and damning with faint praise. Whereas most combat pilots fly only one or two sorties per day, all of the 588th Night Bomber Regiment pilots flew multiple missions every night, with the record being eighteen missions flown back-to-back-to-back-to-back in a single night. By the end of the war, most of the “Night Witches” had around a thousand combat sorties under their belts.

The Night Witches were THAT fucking badass, and it pisses me off when people get it all wrong because they’re too damn lazy to do their homework.

it got better

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jhameia

in this day and age, girl pilots killing nazis in the dead of night with quiet sewing machine planes are the role models we need

These ladies are SO METAL. I love them all. And yes. Get your numbers right. They flew SO MANY bombing runs that the Nazis were TERRIFIED of them. Rightly so.

THIS IS WHAT WE SHOULD BE MAKING MOVIES ABOUT

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Actually we have one https://youtu.be/8k_D0v6uJzI

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