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shaadi time

@swayamvar / swayamvar.tumblr.com

the official blog for all desi weddings (this is a joke no one is actually getting married)
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swayamvar

KOI BAND BAAJA LAO

JI NAMASTE THIS IS THE OFFICIAL SWAYAMVAR BLOG FOR ALL THE DESIS OUT THERE WHO WANT TO GET (fake) MARRIED.

Asks and submissions are open, please consider sending shit there if you have questions because, boy, this is gonna be so fun.

FIRST UP, WE HAVE AADYA, AKA @aadyeah

since she already had so many applicants in her ask box, we decided to take the liberty and make a Google form, from which we will get a clear idea of who wants her hand in marriage ✨✨

also, if you want to fill the form platonically, youre welcome to do that. all the sort of romantic questions (aadya is arospec so not a lot of romance, anyway) are optional so you can totally skip them if you’d like. 

this form is for fun, no one’s getting married. this entire blog is a joke, dont take it too seriously.

three people are currently handling this blog and we’ll tag ourselves with

  • mod dahi puri
  • mod karan johar
  • mod vada pav 

(also a little game, try figuring out whos who)

here is the link to the form  (PLEASE do it, we put in a loooooooot of effort)

thisisjustforfunokaynooneisgettingmarried

tagging desi peeps under the cut : (send an ask if you want to be tagged)

ATTENTION, EVERYONE

After many days of hard work, the official form for Aadya’s swayamwar is here! We promise, the link contains the form and the form ONLY. Nothing else.

NOTES :

  • The form can be platonic or otherwise, it’s completely up to you! A couple questions have content about food, they are specified and marked as optional beforehand. You can skip them if you want!
  • We have a new mod! Their name is ras malai. They will be managing the blog, too. As a part of the game, try to figure out who they are, too!

Taglist under the cut (strikethrough means we couldn’t tag you):

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Mummy Meri Shadi Kardo May June July Mein

Mummy Mera Dil Nahi Lagta Collage Ki Padhai Main

Mummy Meri Shadi Kardo May June July Mein

Mummy Mera Dil Nahi Lagta Collage Ki Padhai Main

Mummy Tum Papa Se Kehkar Shadi Meri Karva Do

Mummy Tum Papa Se Kehkar Shadi Meri Karva Do

Rato Ko Main

Rato Ko Main

Raton Ko Main Tare Ginta Banne Ki Judai Main

Mummy Mera Dil Nahi Lagta Collage Ki Padhai Main

Mummy Mera Dil Nahi Lagta Collage Ki Padhai Main

Mummy Mera Dil Nahi Lagta Collage Ki Padhai Main

Tai Tum Tau Se Keh Ke Saadi Meri Karva Do

Tai Tum Tau Se Keh Ke Saadi Meri Karva Do

Raton Ko Main

Raton Ko Main

Raton Ko Main Karvat Badlu Banni Ki Judai Main

Tai Mera Dil Nahi Lagta Collage Ki Padhai Main

Tai Mera Dil Nahi Lagta Collage Ki Padhai Main

Tai Mera Dil Nahi Lagta Collage Ki Padhai Main

Chachi Tum Chacha Se Keh Ke Saadi Meri Karva Do

Chachi Tum Chacha Se Keh Ke Saadi Meri Karva Do

Rato Ko To

Raton Ko To

Raton Ko Muje Nind Na Aati Banni Ki Judai Main

Chachi Mera Dil Nhi Lagta Collage Ki Padhi Main

Chachi Mera Dil Nhi Lagta Collage Ki Padhi Main

Chachi Mera Dil Nhi Lagta Collage Ki Padhi Main

Bhbhi Tum Bhaiya Se Kehke Saadi Meri Karva Do

Bahbhi Tum Bhaiya Se Kehke Saadi Meri Karva Do

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swayamvar

prem <3

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Anonymous asked:
Thanks for encouraging me but i just cant.. i wanna text her on tumblr but i cant...😔💔
I am too shy and i afraid of this stuff
Sorry if i am spamming your asks. Just wanted to say thanks
Thank you #mod vada pav

that's okay!! take all the time you need

maybe the crush will go away after a while but whenever you feel comfortable enough you can tell them :))

no need to thank me! <33

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Anonymous asked:
Hi!
I am too shy to send this ask openly...

The thing is i am crushing on this girl i met online.....i cant stop simping :(

She is hella cute and her voice is like music to my ears🥰💥
I wanna talk to her so bad but ig she's busy doing some stuff... i dont even know her tumblr.....😔💔
I had no1 to tell about this so I sent it here....hope you wont mind me spamming your asks like this.
......a shy guy

aWWWWW THIS IS ADORABLE!! anon u should tell her? maybe send her a crush anon and assign urself an emoji :))

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Anonymous asked:

I'm new to tumblr, still figuring things out...can you please tell me what's a taglist??

a taglist is a list of people that we tag everytime we post an update on our blog

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