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Okay so here's an announcement that I'm gonna be doing. Due to how broken this tumblr app is I decided to archive this blog and transfer everything to a new blog due to the problems I'm currently facing right now on here. My secondary blog is glitching, and everytime I re-edit my post on here tumblr immediately has a hiccup and shut itself on me and sometimes it crashed on me every single time I write I do apologies for the bad inconvenience thank you for your love and support dankeschoen
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The Positivity Meme
Send the following to give me a little pick me up
🥇 - I think you’ve done a brilliant job with your muse.
🎯 - Your portrayal is on point!
💡 - The plot ideas you give out are amazing.
🔮 - I can see us rping in the future and I can’t wait to get started.
💛 - You’re a dear friend to me.
📽 - I can see your muse in your portrayal, your writing is so perfect.
🎬 - I wish your canon was actual canon.
🌟 - I love seeing you on the dash!
🍋 - Life might be giving you lemons at the moment, but just remember you’re my lemonade!
🦄 - Your AUs are so much fun and well thought out.
🌞 - You are such a bright and lovely person OOC.
🤣 - You are hilarious!
🤞 - I’m always wishing to spot you online to improve my dash experience.
" Lunar insanity, the plague that killed gensokyo. Perhaps I will the satellites that unleashed the virus, reconfigured it and change the lunar insanity virus against our great foe as an act of both karma and retribution for what they have done. "
" THAT child is Mato? But why is he so...dumb? And innocent? This isn't the Mato I heard. "
" Zedom! Mato isn't stupid he is just, morally challenged! He may not be what it use to be but that is my responsibility and I love this creature all the same! "
" Of course but why is he like this? Did you do something to him? Shinki.. "
" This child is the second son of Koishi Yakumo, the black koi fish born of both horror and dragon blood which I have fused both him and Mato thus becoming one being and poof! Mato is reborn as this beloved child! "
Zedom is shocked at this revelation but he is all the more impressed with her even more since this is something he would do.
" Interesting...can he still kill anyone? "
" Yes but I don't think he kills unless he is threatened. Anyways look at him, my little champion is now walking out of the car and go in the bathroom all by himself like an adult! So adorable..! "
" Um...yes... "
" Certainly reminds me of my child Alice, ohh she was a star child just as my other children. I see myself as Mato' s little guardian angel, yet I send him out to kill that bitch. If anything happens to him, I will do what is right to intervene personally. "
" Isn't drinking breaking your clown rule? Nya! "
" Look furball, you dont question a clown and his puppets! And the booze but its importantly the damn puppets! "
Abysscore had to stop reading the map and roll the windows open to berate the clown horror for drinking when he is the one who is suppose to drive.
" Are you SERIOUSLY going to drink while driving? You damn fool you kill us all while drunk! "
" Well does have a point there Asmodai. You'll literally break us apart. "
He turn towards him wanting to slam his head on the car door but he's trying to resist that since Mato is in the back.
" Why I outta.... "
Exta chuckles.
" ...I never knew Abysscore have a friend, or in this case a frienemy before.. ~ "
" Those dumbasses have been going on since we rescue Mato from that abysscore fellow... "
" Uhh! I have to pee please! "
" Bathroom? Number one, or number two. "
" Uh? Number one! Number one! "
I have never seen a video game so bad that gamestop plans to destroy them since that god awful E.T. atari game.
4:13 P.M. The gas station
Shinki from the darkness of the inga gates in a gas station she watched Mato and his friends, all the while preparing a gift for the ady slate horror such as tomatos, sweets and of course meat. Like the mother of all the denizens of makai that she is she really have to provide the second son of the black dragon some food or else he be hungry also some unique spell cards added all in one big package .
" Such a sweet child Mato is, do not worry sweety. I will provide you with snacks as always. "
" Shinki? What are you doing? "
" Providing our little champion of some things he need! I'm sure you have not heard of Mato yes? "
" ...The psychopathic bloodthirsty smug ady slate horror? What? From what I heard he consume a child during the ancient times you can't be serious in choosing HIM as your champion. "
" ....Well, Gogeet isn't like that, not anymore. "
" ....Explain. "
And then the goddess of makai grabs and shows him the ady slate horror and his new found friends now in the gas station.
" For goodness sake, look at him Zedom. "
Watching through the inga gate hidden into the gas station. The clown horror Asmodai is checking if the gas is still there inside of the station. Luckily he found some gas and now starts pouring into their vehicle while orin is inside the gas station store taking snacks for the road while Mato sits outside of the store just humming don't fear the reaper as usual since it's his favorite song. Abysscore is just is still stating at the map all the while there's orchestra music playing from the radio while Luzagin and Exta started talking about their time in makai, and Granda is being..... Him.
" Hey Orin! "
" What' s up clown? "
" Get me one of them beers and a kit kat bar! A clown needs a quick pick me up okay? "
" I heard of legends of the four ancient warriors, chosen by both the gods Izanami and the dragon gods. The ronin, samurai, huntress and the assassin. Four chosen and destined to stop us.... "
" That Sunflower yokai made such a DREADFUL soup, very dreadful so dreadful in fact it almost killed me! "
" Like who makes horror blood and human body parts together? Does she know that horror blood kills you? Or worse yet attracted them like rabid crack addicts down the street... "
" And I'm a being of pure light and more handsome than Koishi like c'mon people! "
" Why the fuck does the soup taste like crap? "
" That's because I added the best recipes known to man! I have add body parts of horrors and moon rabbits. "
" OH MY GOD..!!!! "
And Mettatron run out of the table and up the stairs to the bathroom, vomiting her guts out while Yuuka and Gigi are enjoying their soup.
" See Gigi? She ADORES my cooking. Sure it is a bit raw bit my soup is lovely. "
" Uhh don't know about that but okay nii-san..."
" I do enjoy long enthusiastic walks during the apocalyptic hell hole here..."
" Remember the happiness my dear little ones, Remember happy day. "
" Gigi, if we're gonna go out and kick some arse I suggest our lil' angel get suited up... "
" Yuuka I already have a sword and I can purify the- "
" Give that lil' fluffy bitch a canon. "
" Bitches LOVE cannons... "
Gigi is just writing this down in a notebook while distracted by Mettatron' s wings.
" Yup, got it... "
SIGH....
" Oh fuck all kinds of duck... "