what should my weed side look like. i could do so much more than just a stoner look. i know im making the outfit green tho

Pot leaf dress -Rom

found this while searching for that and honestly… im vibing kajdkdkfkf

ill just replace the ivy leaves with weed leaves and ill be golden lmao

OOOOPH YEAH YEAH!! THAT SOUNDS GOOD!! -Rom

LMAOOO THAT WAS LITERALLY MY HALLOWEEN COSTUME LAST YEAR

What makes me mad about this Zepotha shit is that TikTok is claiming that THEY WERE THE ONES TO CREATE GONCHAROV

I'M SORRY, WHAT? GO BACK TO YOUR DANCES AND GET OFF OUR FUCKING LAWN

Reblog and put in the tags: do you believe people can change?

Come join us <3

Another note <3 we have places you can absolutely simp and go crazy for your favorite villains or F/O <fictional other(s)]

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😘sexy💯 independent😈✨free-thinker😝🎱 roger, roger!🙊real🏅yes, we are hooman😇💫all your base are belong to us👍🙌🏼💋

🫡Report and block🫡

Reblog and put in the tags a meme you wish you could erase from tumblr consciousness

New people with empty accounts that are suddenly following me, I really need you to do something that looks like a human person. I've been here long enough now to remember the old wars, and you are coming into my home wearing the uniform of our enemies.

I am real close to just posting users in a callout if they fail the perception check.

How do I rig a Turing test so people have to prove they exist before they follow me. I am literally looking at your following lists to see if it's a coherent set so I can guess if you contain organs.

If you are new: We aren't trying to be assholes. We would love to be welcoming. I support your presence, and I don't mind if you use a hollow blog to follow from. and then you use side blogs to post. That's cool. You do you. But. Y'all. With all possible love: You are indistinguishable from the enemy right now, and we're used to showing no mercy.

Just add a note. Make your blog name 'stealthy follow blog' or 'im new' or 'i'm human stop blocking me' and put a picture of a random object. I don't need to know what you post about. But I am very worried you do not posses any bones, and you are hard failing on insight checks.

For those of you wondering, oftentimes bot, spam and scam accounts look pretty much identical to this. If you're wondering why people block you, this is why. Even something as simple as a headline, a description, and a neat icon is enough to distinguish you from those bot accounts.

Yep. I've recently had blogs that look like that follow me, then a day or two later they're updated to add their payload of spam. Some wait weeks before this happens. It's impossible to tell which blank accounts are going to do this, and which aren't.

The reason why we block spam accounts is not just because they're annoying. Those bots are designed to engage in search engine manipulation: tl;dr, modern search engines are updated by web crawlers, little programs that wander around the internet, clicking on links. The more links they find to a site from trustworthy sources, the higher a result may be placed in the rankings.

These Tumblr bots generate tons of links to the sites they're promoting, and links to other parts of Tumblr. This is intended to make them look like an integrated and trustworthy part of an established website. How effective is this technique? No idea. But that's part of the theory behind social media bots.

So for those newcomers who want to help us fight those bots, please go to your blog settings and give us a sign of life! Come join us in this disastrous little ball pit. It'll be great! I promise.

the bots will also send you porn sometimes. i do not want to be sent porn. so im going to be overly cautious rather than forgiving with blocking blogs that dont look like theres a real live human behind them

The latest wave of "totally real women following me" have stopped using the telltale "Aquarius 😍 Doctor 💛 Top 0.01% 💍" tagline for their blogs, and now they've resorted to just being pictures of IRL women with nothing else on their blog.

Seriously, put something unique in your blog info. We're begging you.

[ID: Multiple screenshots of blank blogs using default avatars, having no posts or blog descriptions. /end ID]

Another reminder! Please add a description that makes you look like a human person on your blog because i cant be bothered to check through your likes before i block and report you PLEASE i have to block like twenty bots every morning

reblog if your name isn't Amanda.

We’ll find you Amanda.

this has almost 11 million notes what is this

I’ve never seen this post once in 10 years on this site

No Amandas can reblog this

screaming @ this screenshot bc op of it was talking about… HANNIBAL NBC!!! why does the cannibalism heavy gore emotional manipulation abuse show’s fanfic reflect that i wonder hmm

the funniest thing is that you know they didn’t actually go looking for content they would like because there’s literally a tag for people like them

a tag that’s up there in the hall of fame along with

they’re the family ever